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Posted: 2/18/2016 8:49:19 PM EDT

it cost me 290 bucks

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Posted: 2/18/2016 8:49:55 PM EDT

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it cost me 290 bucks

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Go on.....

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:50:10 PM EDT

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Wow...that looks awesome

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:51:09 PM EDT

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Amazon sells fleshlights. If you have Prime you could have had it by the weekend.

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:51:09 PM EDT

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it cost me 290 bucks

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Wow...that looks awesome

I agree. I want one now...

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:51:21 PM EDT

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That's an expensive buttplug.

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:52:41 PM EDT

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i will answer yes/no questions until we find out whats in the box

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:53:01 PM EDT

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Edit: Johnny Reno?

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:53:49 PM EDT

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Is it bigger than a breadbox and smaller than the statue of liberty?

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:54:13 PM EDT

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Post count.....

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:54:22 PM EDT

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Does your family know you're transgendered?

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:54:27 PM EDT

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yes, but just barely

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:54:47 PM EDT

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Whores are much cheaper in Vegas.

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:54:56 PM EDT

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Does your family know you're transgendered?

lol

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:54:59 PM EDT

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Is it an upper?

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:55:27 PM EDT

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didnt come from amazon

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:55:47 PM EDT

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Chris costa

what do I win.

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:55:48 PM EDT

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Is the box leaking?

Is it making cat noises?

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:55:58 PM EDT

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no

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:56:10 PM EDT

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no,

no

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:56:42 PM EDT

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Save the cats life! Don't open the box!

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:56:52 PM EDT

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Did you buy it for your boyfriend?

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:57:24 PM EDT

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no boyfriend only a prego wife

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:57:48 PM EDT

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lol

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:59:47 PM EDT

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no boyfriend only a prego wife

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no boyfriend only a prego wife

Do you know the dad?

Posted: 2/18/2016 8:59:50 PM EDT

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yes

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:00:35 PM EDT

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no boyfriend only a prego wife

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Did you buy it for your boyfriend?

no boyfriend only a prego wife

It's one of those personalized breast milk titty things like on Meet the Fockers, isn't it?

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:02:44 PM EDT

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Liar

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:03:05 PM EDT

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Will it fit in your butt?

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:03:37 PM EDT

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Breast pump/penis pump combo?

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:03:46 PM EDT

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cool stool

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:04:52 PM EDT

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New part for your plane?

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:05:14 PM EDT

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Posted: 2/18/2016 9:08:19 PM EDT

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no

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:08:34 PM EDT

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Safe thread.

Day 1

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:08:36 PM EDT

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you owe me a screen, and no

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:09:04 PM EDT

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Flying in a hooker?

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:09:32 PM EDT

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fuck you!

no, plane turned out to be a prop control rigging issue, but thats another story (i will tell as soon as im sure the faa wont anally prob me)

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:09:54 PM EDT

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Will it fit in your butt?

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did you try?

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:10:02 PM EDT

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Safe thread.

Day 1

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dont worry, i will deliver. i gave a time line.

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:10:45 PM EDT

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did you try?

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Will it fit in your butt?

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did you try?

unless i want my farts to smell of fireworks, probably not a good idea.

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:11:17 PM EDT

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you owe me a screen, and no

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Breast pump/penis pump combo?

you owe me a screen, and no

You're welcome.

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:11:32 PM EDT

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fuck you!

no, plane turned out to be a prop control rigging issue, but thats another story (i will tell as soon as im sure the faa wont anally prob me)

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New part for your plane?

fuck you!

no, plane turned out to be a prop control rigging issue, but thats another story (i will tell as soon as im sure the faa wont anally prob me)

lol, I had to.

Yes please tell us what happened, that one had me scratching my head. Also, you can never be sure the FAA won't probe you.

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:11:52 PM EDT

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unless i want my farts to smell of fireworks, probably not a good idea.

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Will it fit in your butt?

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did you try?

unless i want my farts to smell of fireworks, probably not a good idea.

lol

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:12:41 PM EDT

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Well not with that attitude

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:14:07 PM EDT

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Will it fit in your butt?

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Well not with that attitude

i never claimed to be abe lincoln now did i

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:24:31 PM EDT

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Meh. Update title when you finally tell us.

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:29:41 PM EDT

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you must be a hoot at parties

hint: Its shape is iconic

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:32:45 PM EDT

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Brad Pitt's wife's head?

Posted: 2/18/2016 9:40:03 PM EDT

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i will answer yes/no questions until we find out whats in the box

Brad Pitt's wife's head?

lol no

Posted: 2/18/2016 11:05:15 PM EDT

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lol, I had to.

Yes please tell us what happened, that one had me scratching my head. Also, you can never be sure the FAA won't probe you.

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New part for your plane?

fuck you!

no, plane turned out to be a prop control rigging issue, but thats another story (i will tell as soon as im sure the faa wont anally prob me)

lol, I had to.

Yes please tell us what happened, that one had me scratching my head. Also, you can never be sure the FAA won't probe you.

lets just say it involve me telling a firetruck driver, "no thanks, i showered this morning"

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