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Posted: 2/14/2016 2:49:19 PM EDT
And you look like a bucket of shit!
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 2:51:18 PM EDT
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Aht Aht aht ahh Wait for the shake
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 2:54:00 PM EDT
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it's good to be the king .
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 2:58:25 PM EDT
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  It is said the poor are revolting
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Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise.
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[#5]
"Count the money, count the money!"
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[#6]
Pawn jumps queen! Knights jump queen!!!! King jumps queen!!!! Gangbang!!!!!
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TREASURE BAAAAATH!!!!!!
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GREAT FUCKING MOVIE!
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Probably the single greatest Mel brooks film IMO.
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 3:16:40 PM EDT
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Count the Money.





Link Posted: 2/14/2016 3:21:34 PM EDT
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De Monet! Say it... Mo - nay! Say it with me, Mo - nay!




 
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 3:22:31 PM EDT
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The jig is up!

And gone!
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 3:31:35 PM EDT
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The Inquistion, let's begin
The Inquistion, look out sin
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew ja Jew ja Jew ja Jews)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right
We're gonna help them see the light
And make an offer that they can't refuse (that the Jews just can't ... refuse)

Confess (confess, confess)
Don't be boring
Say yes (say yes, say yes)
Don't be dull

A fact
you're ignoring:
it's better to lose your skullcap than your skull

The Inquistion, what a show
The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay
The Inquistion, oh boy
The Inquistion, what a joy
The Inquistion, oy oy

Link Posted: 2/14/2016 3:37:36 PM EDT
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uhnnnngh! Here, wash this
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 3:38:55 PM EDT
[#17]
*cough*bullshit! *cough*bullshit!
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 3:53:13 PM EDT
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Boy, when you die at the Palace, you REALLY die at the Palace.
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Could not be made today IMO.

Along with pretty much every other Mel Brooks film.

PC hath ruined teh funny and that makes me sad.
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[#20]
What fool put a carpet on the wall?
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 4:16:50 PM EDT
[#21]
We're Jews, out in space! We're zooming along, protecting the Hebrew race!
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 4:18:59 PM EDT
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Torquemada - do not beg him for mercy. Torquemada - do not ask him for
forgiveness. Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything!
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 4:19:49 PM EDT
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I really, really wish they had done a sequel to flesh that out.

Although I bet Spaceballs was an evolution of the concept.
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 4:31:33 PM EDT
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He's a eunuch, he's a eunuch, he's dead...
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Welfare girl- What's your profession?
Mel-Stand up philosopher
Welfare-What?
Mel-Stand up philosopher!
Welfare-Ohhhhh a bullshit artist!

Link Posted: 2/14/2016 4:45:39 PM EDT
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knight jumps queen..... bishop jumps queen..... pawns jump queen.....GANGBANG!!!!!!!

Had one of my BFF's Man Shower last night and this was one of the movies we watched! Also did Beerfest
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Could not be made today IMO.

Along with pretty much every other Mel Brooks film.

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Check out The Ridiculous 6. I feel like it is the only film in years that had the same type of raw unfiltered comedy of the days of old.
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 4:49:12 PM EDT
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piss boy, you're pissing on my shoe
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 4:53:20 PM EDT
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Judas: No, No! Leave us alone!
Comicus: All right, all right! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: Jesus!
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: You said what.
Jesus: Yes?
Comicus: Nothing.
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Had one of my BFF's Man Shower last night and this was one of the movies we watched! Also did Beerfest
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A man shower? What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here? What in the fuck is that shit?

 
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Did you bullshit this week?
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Could not be made today IMO.



Along with pretty much every other Mel Brooks film.



PC hath ruined teh funny and that makes me sad.




Check out The Ridiculous 6. I feel like it is the only film in years that had the same type of raw unfiltered comedy of the days of old.




 
Nah. Mel Brooks comedy was another level from Ridiculous 6. That was more Dumb and Dumber level funny.
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 4:54:59 PM EDT
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"Auto-da-fé?  What's an auto-da-fé?"
"It's what you ought not to do, but you do anyway!"

Best,
JBR
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 5:04:32 PM EDT
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knight jumps queen..... bishop jumps queen..... pawns jump queen.....GANGBANG!!!!!!!

Had one of my BFF's Man Shower last night and this was one of the movies we watched! Also did Beerfest
A man shower? What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here? What in the fuck is that shit?  


It's when you and your boys jump around like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots! Pretty much a baby shower for a dude, and by that I mean we got pizzas, beer, chips, ice cream, wings, brats, watched movies, played poker, and spent quality time together. We did give gifts too, I decided to get him this
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  Nah. Mel Brooks comedy was another level from Ridiculous 6. That was more Dumb and Dumber level funny.
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Could not be made today IMO.

Along with pretty much every other Mel Brooks film.

PC hath ruined teh funny and that makes me sad.


Check out The Ridiculous 6. I feel like it is the only film in years that had the same type of raw unfiltered comedy of the days of old.

  Nah. Mel Brooks comedy was another level from Ridiculous 6. That was more Dumb and Dumber level funny.


I don't think that anything will ever be like Mel Brooks but that was the closest thing that I have seen. To me it felt like that old school type of comedy in terms of the jokes, gags, and general feel.
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De Money.
Link Posted: 2/14/2016 5:14:41 PM EDT
[#38]
A little sand on the stage..........

Born to do it

Link Posted: 2/14/2016 5:21:01 PM EDT
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They are my people, I love them....

PULL!
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