Nobody called out "Liar" during the State of the Union Address.
I'm told My Rep is having a Town Hall meeting soon. I'll be there. What's keeping YOU from contacting your Reps or Senators In person?
Posted: 1/15/2016 10:00:24 PM EDT
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I'm flying to Colorado tomorrow to spend 5 days with my liberal in laws, who whined about the NRA in their Christmas letter.
Posted: 1/15/2016 10:00:27 PM EDT
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I did not win a frakking BILLION DOLLARS.
Posted: 1/15/2016 11:51:08 PM EDT
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I picked the wrong day to quit drinking...
Posted: 1/15/2016 11:58:07 PM EDT
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FBHO
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:04:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/16/2016 12:10:30 AM EDT
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I have to find a new place to live in May, and I literally can not afford even the shittiest of apartments. I have no idea what I'm going to do.
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:12:41 AM EDT
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Both of my Senators are gun grabbing melonheads.
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:13:06 AM EDT
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Buy a van and live...do you have a river?
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:14:09 AM EDT
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Move. Your governor is a tool...correction, the KING of tools.
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:16:29 AM EDT
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The $180 headliner that I bought for my restoration project cracked in half while I was installing it today.
FML
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:28:49 AM EDT
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I got called into work in the morning, I was really hoping to have Saturday and Sunday off.
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:29:42 AM EDT
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I'm watching a painfully terrible movie on Netflix and I can't press stop.
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:31:08 AM EDT
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Watch out for all the stoned drivers. Seriously.
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:32:14 AM EDT
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Ha-ha suckers! No problem here! Screwed the old lady from behind while she reached back and fondled my balls! It was glorious! Now the ambien walrus and I are roaming around the house looking for nachocheese Doritos!
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:35:56 AM EDT
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Florida. Just sayn'
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:39:09 AM EDT
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My problem? I poured some nice Seagrams Distillers Reserve Gin with what I thought was REAL selzer water. It turns out it is just sparkling water.
Posted: 1/16/2016 12:49:19 AM EDT
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Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow.
