Posted: 1/1/2016 2:24:20 AM EDT
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If you had not yet read, I, Dirtylarry 14er of Oklahoma, am Fart King of 2016. And I do decree that when I think of things to decree I shall make myself known and my decrees shall be met. While I think of things to decree I'd like to tell all my common folk to continue to hoard copious amounts of ammunition, continue never leaving the basement, and continue practicing your second amendment rights. We also must all vote in this coming election, to ensure the smelly cunt that is the libtard machine comes to an end. So that we may continue to live our lives free and to pursue happiness. Fight the good fight men and women. Even though we may have our differences, in many cases your fellow countrymen are all you really have. I hope you all had a great year, even though I know many of you didn't. I hope 2016 is as great a year for us all as it can be. PPPPPPFFFFFTTTTT FART KING OUT! |
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Quoted: All hail the fart king..... May your reign be silent but deadly..... |