User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:18:57 PM EDT
[#1]
Zero fucks given.
The poor Muslims were triggered by the microaggression of a Christian woman delivering cookies. I'll bet if she drove them to the mosque it really pissed the Muzzies off big time. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:19:51 PM EDT
[#2]
Was it a case of Bacon? Or Bacon flavored cookies?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:22:20 PM EDT
[#3]
Muslims in Alabama? Don't you rednecks be teaching them any redneck tricks. Just what we need, a redneck Muslim.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:27:16 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Muslims in Alabama? Don't you rednecks be teaching them any redneck tricks. Just what we need, a redneck Muslim. A Muslim cannot learn redneck tricks. Practicing muslims don't drink, therefore they cannot redneck. "Hold my beer, this'll be awesome" |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:27:59 PM EDT
[#5]
I can see it now, hold mah Goat and watch this.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:28:00 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Muslims in Alabama? Don't you rednecks be teaching them any redneck tricks. Just what we need, a redneck Muslim.  Too late, the ME is full of them!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:29:16 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
A Muslim cannot learn redneck tricks. Practicing muslims don't drink, therefore they cannot redneck. "Hold my beer, this'll be awesome, God willing" Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Muslims in Alabama? Don't you rednecks be teaching them any redneck tricks. Just what we need, a redneck Muslim. A Muslim cannot learn redneck tricks. Practicing muslims don't drink, therefore they cannot redneck. "Hold my beer, this'll be awesome, God willing" FIFY. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:32:29 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Zero fucks given. The poor Muslims were triggered by the microaggression of a Christian woman delivering cookies. I'll bet if she drove them to the mosque it really pissed the Muzzies off big time. Wow you really need to get out more
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:35:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Wow you really need to get out more Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Zero fucks given. The poor Muslims were triggered by the microaggression of a Christian woman delivering cookies. I'll bet if she drove them to the mosque it really pissed the Muzzies off big time. Wow you really need to get out more The uncovered whore probably deserved to be stoned to death. Obviously it was worthy of contacting the police. What type of terrible country are we running where we allow women to run amuk, drive automobiles, dress as they please, and deliver cookies to those of a different religion. Chaos and pure pandemonium. I'll bet that women used margarine instead of real butter. Oh, the humanity! 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:46:03 PM EDT
[#10]
It should read: "Suspicious mosque found in front of package."
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:47:57 PM EDT
[#11]
overreact much ?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:48:05 PM EDT
[#12]
If ever there were a type of people undeserving to set foot in Alabama, it would be Muslims.
Fucking polar opposites. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:49:33 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It should read: "Suspicious mosque found in front of package." Snort |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:51:30 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Muslims in Alabama? Don't you rednecks be teaching them any redneck tricks. Just what we need, a redneck Muslim. 
Hold my hookah and watch this.... 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 9:58:31 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
If ever there were a type of people undeserving to set foot in Alabama, it would be Muslims. Fucking polar opposites. Bless your heart... 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 10:01:59 PM EDT
[#16]
On the outside it was a nice gesture. Truth is the cookies were made with lard.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 10:04:29 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
On the outside it was a nice gesture. Truth is the cookies were made with lard. You really haven't lived until you've fed a Muslim pork. Wait until they finish to tell them what they just ate. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 10:04:40 PM EDT
[#18]
Hold my goat, and watch this..
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 10:13:39 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You really haven't lived until you've fed a Muslim pork. Wait until they finish to tell them what they just ate. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
On the outside it was a nice gesture. Truth is the cookies were made with lard. You really haven't lived until you've fed a Muslim pork. Wait until they finish to tell them what they just ate. We did this in IOBC. Dude freaked the fuck out so bad we had to tell him it was a joke and he didn't eat pork......even though he actually did 
He was a mega pussy. I remember one day movement stopped and we're all sitting there. Being the type of guy I was I said "fuck this, I'm going to see what the issue is". I made my way to the front of the platoon and found Mohammed sitting on the ground with the student PL and the Tac officer (CPT) sitting around him with the student SL. They were all "pep talking" him because he was the M60 gunner and just flat out gave up and dropped the 60 and refused to go any further. The rest of the students (butter bar LT's) were dumbfounded and dare not speak. I was never one for pleasantries....I walked up, grabbed the 60 and said "give me the pig, we gotta keep moving". Then I looked down at Mohammed and said "When we get back to the rear I'm gonna put a wig on you and fuck you like the bitch you are!"
Movement started back up. After the AAR the CPT pulled me aside and said, "You know, just because something is true doesn't mean you just say it" I never got disciplined for that.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 10:15:42 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
overreact much ? Pretty much this. Bomb squads get called out all the time over crap. I've been called out in the past over a pepsi can, a manhole cover, an oil filter, a piece of pipe, and other odd crap that makes you think what the hell is wrong with people? So you're a mosque. Americans are not blowing up mosques. Yet. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 10:20:34 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
We did this in IOBC. Dude freaked the fuck out so bad we had to tell him it was a joke and he didn't eat pork......even though he actually did
He was a mega pussy. I remember one day movement stopped and we're all sitting there. Being the type of guy I was I said "fuck this, I'm going to see what the issue is". I made my way to the front of the platoon and found Mohammed sitting on the ground with the student PL and the Tac officer (CPT) sitting around him with the student SL. They were all "pep talking" him because he was the M60 gunner and just flat out gave up and dropped the 60 and refused to go any further. The rest of the students (butter bar LT's) were dumbfounded and dare not speak. I was never one for pleasantries....I walked up, grabbed the 60 and said "give me the pig, we gotta keep moving". Then I looked down at Mohammed and said "When we get back to the rear I'm gonna put a wig on you and fuck you like the bitch you are!"
Movement started back up. After the AAR the CPT pulled me aside and said, "You know, just because something is true doesn't mean you just say it" I never got disciplined for that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
On the outside it was a nice gesture. Truth is the cookies were made with lard. You really haven't lived until you've fed a Muslim pork. Wait until they finish to tell them what they just ate. We did this in IOBC. Dude freaked the fuck out so bad we had to tell him it was a joke and he didn't eat pork......even though he actually did
He was a mega pussy. I remember one day movement stopped and we're all sitting there. Being the type of guy I was I said "fuck this, I'm going to see what the issue is". I made my way to the front of the platoon and found Mohammed sitting on the ground with the student PL and the Tac officer (CPT) sitting around him with the student SL. They were all "pep talking" him because he was the M60 gunner and just flat out gave up and dropped the 60 and refused to go any further. The rest of the students (butter bar LT's) were dumbfounded and dare not speak. I was never one for pleasantries....I walked up, grabbed the 60 and said "give me the pig, we gotta keep moving". Then I looked down at Mohammed and said "When we get back to the rear I'm gonna put a wig on you and fuck you like the bitch you are!"
Movement started back up. After the AAR the CPT pulled me aside and said, "You know, just because something is true doesn't mean you just say it" I never got disciplined for that. I don't change the story just because they freak out. That's the enjoyment. Then again, the second best thing is to fill a tube of sunscreen with lard. Use it first on yourself, then offer it to a Muslim. Once they've rubbed themselves all over, then you can reveal the punchline. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 10:22:19 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
We did this in IOBC. Dude freaked the fuck out so bad we had to tell him it was a joke and he didn't eat pork......even though he actually did
He was a mega pussy. I remember one day movement stopped and we're all sitting there. Being the type of guy I was I said "fuck this, I'm going to see what the issue is". I made my way to the front of the platoon and found Mohammed sitting on the ground with the student PL and the Tac officer (CPT) sitting around him with the student SL. They were all "pep talking" him because he was the M60 gunner and just flat out gave up and dropped the 60 and refused to go any further. The rest of the students (butter bar LT's) were dumbfounded and dare not speak. I was never one for pleasantries....I walked up, grabbed the 60 and said "give me the pig, we gotta keep moving". Then I looked down at Mohammed and said "When we get back to the rear I'm gonna put a wig on you and fuck you like the bitch you are!"
Movement started back up. After the AAR the CPT pulled me aside and said, "You know, just because something is true doesn't mean you just say it" I never got disciplined for that. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
On the outside it was a nice gesture. Truth is the cookies were made with lard. You really haven't lived until you've fed a Muslim pork. Wait until they finish to tell them what they just ate. We did this in IOBC. Dude freaked the fuck out so bad we had to tell him it was a joke and he didn't eat pork......even though he actually did
He was a mega pussy. I remember one day movement stopped and we're all sitting there. Being the type of guy I was I said "fuck this, I'm going to see what the issue is". I made my way to the front of the platoon and found Mohammed sitting on the ground with the student PL and the Tac officer (CPT) sitting around him with the student SL. They were all "pep talking" him because he was the M60 gunner and just flat out gave up and dropped the 60 and refused to go any further. The rest of the students (butter bar LT's) were dumbfounded and dare not speak. I was never one for pleasantries....I walked up, grabbed the 60 and said "give me the pig, we gotta keep moving". Then I looked down at Mohammed and said "When we get back to the rear I'm gonna put a wig on you and fuck you like the bitch you are!"
Movement started back up. After the AAR the CPT pulled me aside and said, "You know, just because something is true doesn't mean you just say it" I never got disciplined for that. Somewhere, my grumpy grunt dad is smiling. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 10:24:49 PM EDT
[#23]
Cookies made with pork lard!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 10:28:45 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Muslims in Alabama? Don't you rednecks be teaching them any redneck tricks. Just what we need, a redneck Muslim. Oh, there are plenty of Rednecks in the Muslim world, doing amazing things with duct tape and mismatched auto parts. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 10:29:04 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
The uncovered whore probably deserved to be stoned to death. Obviously it was worthy of contacting the police. What type of terrible country are we running where we allow women to run amuk, drive automobiles, dress as they please, and deliver cookies to those of a different religion. Chaos and pure pandemonium. I'll bet that women used margarine instead of real butter. Oh, the humanity! Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Zero fucks given. The poor Muslims were triggered by the microaggression of a Christian woman delivering cookies. I'll bet if she drove them to the mosque it really pissed the Muzzies off big time. Wow you really need to get out more The uncovered whore probably deserved to be stoned to death. Obviously it was worthy of contacting the police. What type of terrible country are we running where we allow women to run amuk, drive automobiles, dress as they please, and deliver cookies to those of a different religion. Chaos and pure pandemonium. I'll bet that women used margarine instead of real butter. Oh, the humanity! 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 10:47:05 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
A Muslim cannot learn redneck tricks. Practicing muslims don't drink, therefore they cannot redneck. "Hold my beer, this'll be awesome" Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Muslims in Alabama? Don't you rednecks be teaching them any redneck tricks. Just what we need, a redneck Muslim. A Muslim cannot learn redneck tricks. Practicing muslims don't drink, therefore they cannot redneck. "Hold my beer, this'll be awesome" This is true. Pretty sure it's a rule. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/25/2015 11:33:07 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Pretty much this. Bomb squads get called out all the time over crap. I've been called out in the past over a pepsi can, a manhole cover, an oil filter, a piece of pipe, and other odd crap that makes you think what the hell is wrong with people? So you're a mosque. Americans are not blowing up mosques. Yet. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
overreact much ? Pretty much this. Bomb squads get called out all the time over crap. I've been called out in the past over a pepsi can, a manhole cover, an oil filter, a piece of pipe, and other odd crap that makes you think what the hell is wrong with people? So you're a mosque. Americans are not blowing up mosques. Yet. Some people around here still get jumpy about random packages left at government building and places of worship. The Birmingham area (for which Hoover is a part) has a sordid history with bombs. As a kid in the 90s someone set one off a block from my house trying to take someone out so there are still some recent incidents. |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
