Muslim men.

For eternity.

Kinda makes you wonder why they commit murder-bombings.

Really?

Jordan doesn't seem bad, and is much better than most - but "100% equal"? Not a chance.

Star of the Donkey Show?

They all get to be 9 yeas old again and get to marry Mohammed.

This is what I have heard from people..  Don't remember if they said it was from the Koran, Hadith, or some imams teaching though

Between that and the 72 virgins thing, there's just something super basic to me about heaven being based on sex.

A day off from getting fucked by dudes that smell like ass, arm pit, and cheap cologne.

It was an Imam. Sheikh Mashhoor bin durka-allah Al-Salman

Women get one young man, whose penis never bends and whose youth never wanes.

72 dudes with stamina.

72 bed sheets

The men get the virgins, the women get their Husbands back.

As if you needed further evidence that religion was a MAN made invention.

What do the women get?

It depends, do spirit martyrs still carry the syphilis they go t from a lifetime of goat sex?  

Same as the "males", 72 sturgeons.  

...so they finally get to have sex with their husbands?

Set on fire? Doused in acid? Honor killed? Shall I go on?

Women get to be one of the 72 virgins for the guy

One

The Qur'an explicitly talks about female virgins with large eyes as rewards for men. On the contrary there is not a single "women will get guys as a reward" verse. Some gender neutral verses do exist but they talk about general rewards only (such as "companionship" etc). Also, according to Shaykh ‘Abd-Allaah ibn Jibreen, who was a leading cleric and a member of the Senior Clerics Association, "This number is only for men. A woman will have only one husband in Paradise, and she will be satisfied with him and will not need any more than that."

"This number is only for men. A woman will have only one husband in Paradise, and she will be satisfied with him and will not need any more than that. The Muslim woman – who is not influenced by the claims of those who propagate permissiveness and knows that she is not like men in her make-up and nature, because Allaah has made her like that – does not object to the rulings of Allaah or feel angry. Rather she accepts what Allaah has decreed for her. Her sound nature tells her that she cannot live with more than one man at a time. So long as she has entered Paradise, she will have all that she desires, so she should not dispute now about the delights and rewards that her Lord has chosen for her, for your Lord does not treat anyone unjustly.",
Shaykh ‘Abd-Allaah ibn Jibreen, "The female martyr and the male martyr’s reward of seventy-two hoor al-‘iyn", Islam Q&A, Fatwa No. 1141

http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins