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4/15/2003 4:17:58 PM EDT
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher.

"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
4/15/2003 4:20:16 PM EDT
[#1]
Q: What to Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?

A: They both have Kurds in their whey.
4/15/2003 4:21:27 PM EDT
[#2]
Donations in memory of the (now deceased) are being accepted by:

1st National Sperm Bank
Attn: Sumpoor Dumbass
1911 Browning Drive Suite A1
Hell, MI



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4/15/2003 4:31:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Donations in memory of the (now deceased) are being accepted by:

1st National Sperm Bank
Attn: Sumpoor Dumbass
1911 Browning Drive Suite A1
Hell, MN
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....It's Hell, Michigan....
4/15/2003 4:32:32 PM EDT
[#4]
Q: Why cant Saddam Have Sex anymore?
A: Because every time he goes down on a chick, he sees Bush.