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12/7/2015 8:28:23 PM EDT
...in the world could have dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window!
12/7/2015 8:33:24 PM EDT
[#1]
The F dash dash dash
12/7/2015 8:35:19 PM EDT
[#2]
Don't bother me, I'm ... I'm thinking.
12/7/2015 8:35:21 PM EDT
[#3]
that leg lamp?
12/7/2015 8:36:21 PM EDT
[#4]
Ovaltine!
12/7/2015 8:37:41 PM EDT
[#5]
I'll be right out, for cryin' out loud!

12/7/2015 8:38:24 PM EDT
[#6]
You'll shoot your eye out!

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12/7/2015 8:48:52 PM EDT
[#7]
it's a real thing!
12/7/2015 8:52:35 PM EDT
[#8]
My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.
12/7/2015 9:29:27 PM EDT
[#9]
That Christmas would live in our memories as the Christmas when we were introduced to Chinese Turkey. All was right with the world.

"It's... SMILING at me!"
12/7/2015 9:31:30 PM EDT
[#10]
Oohhh . . . . fudge . . . . .



12/7/2015 9:32:44 PM EDT
[#11]
Scutt Farkas!
12/7/2015 9:45:11 PM EDT
[#12]
Oh fudge! Only I didn't say fudge!
12/7/2015 9:49:45 PM EDT
[#13]
Oh, my god! I shot my eye out!
12/8/2015 11:56:06 AM EDT
[#14]
" Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... "
12/8/2015 12:01:53 PM EDT
[#15]
Fra-GEE-ley
12/8/2015 12:04:01 PM EDT
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It must be French.
12/8/2015 12:04:41 PM EDT
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It must be French.
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It must be French.

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12/8/2015 12:05:44 PM EDT
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" Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... "
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Soap...poisoning!
12/8/2015 12:12:24 PM EDT
[#19]
Its a major award.....
12/8/2015 12:13:55 PM EDT
[#20]
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
12/8/2015 12:24:22 PM EDT
[#21]
Fa ra ra ra rah, ra ra ra rah!
12/8/2015 12:33:17 PM EDT
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It must be French Italian.

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Dammit
12/8/2015 12:35:16 PM EDT
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Oohhh . . . . fudge . . . . .

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One of my favorite quotes.   I use it daily.
12/8/2015 12:35:34 PM EDT
[#24]
I triple dog dare you!
12/8/2015 12:47:35 PM EDT
[#25]
SONS OF BITCHES...BUMPUSES!!!!!!