"Excuse me stewardess? I'd like some more peanuts, please."
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:48:03 PM EDT
[#8]
So where's a guy have to go to take a crap in this thing?
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:48:47 PM EDT
[#9]
How many red Xs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:49:22 PM EDT
[#10]
Ruff Crowd.
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:50:13 PM EDT
[#11]
Must not fart...
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:51:59 PM EDT
[#12]
I'm the Air Marshal - just ate a terrorist...
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:52:31 PM EDT
[#13]
Dog is my co-pilot.
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:54:38 PM EDT
[#14]
That is fucking kool.
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:55:08 PM EDT
[#15]
Jet lag makes me dog tired. Where is that B¥tch with my Salty Dog?
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:56:03 PM EDT
[#16]
Air Travel has gone to the Dogs.
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:56:17 PM EDT
[#17]
If that's a Veterans service dog, big plus for the airline ........ If its a service dog for some snowflake liberal that was living in Montana during Sept. 11, 2001 and suffers from PTSD from this event God help us ......
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:57:15 PM EDT
[#18]
Man, what a ruff flight.
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:57:29 PM EDT
[#19]
"I believe I ordered the kosher meal."
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:58:34 PM EDT
[#20]
Posted: 11/17/2015 3:59:05 PM EDT
[#21]
The power of unions.
Posted: 11/17/2015 4:01:26 PM EDT
[#22]
"Right now my canine ass is leaving residoodoo all over the seat"
Posted: 11/17/2015 4:08:08 PM EDT
[#23]
please don't lie to me.
i can smell the fucking food.
bring it to me and all will be well...
Posted: 11/17/2015 4:11:09 PM EDT
[#24]
You Eyeballin' Me Boy!
Posted: 11/17/2015 4:21:06 PM EDT
[#25]
Is that Ron Howard sitting behind me?
Posted: 11/17/2015 4:26:38 PM EDT
[#26]
[Arnoldvoice] Don't wake my friend, he's dog tired. [/Arnoldvoice]
Posted: 11/17/2015 4:27:42 PM EDT
[#27]
Bitch, bring my drink.
Posted: 11/17/2015 4:38:57 PM EDT
[#28]
I just came to fly and fuck bitches... And it looks like we're already in the air.
Posted: 11/17/2015 4:41:09 PM EDT
[#29]
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Posted: 11/17/2015 4:44:52 PM EDT
[#30]
When is the pilot going to turn the seat belt light out..... Is the fire hydrant in the front or back of the plane.
Posted: 11/17/2015 4:46:03 PM EDT
[#31]
Fuck yo window seat, I fits I sits.
Posted: 11/17/2015 4:49:14 PM EDT
[#32]
Posted: 11/17/2015 5:10:43 PM EDT
[#33]
Posted: 11/17/2015 5:14:50 PM EDT
[#34]
Stop the plane, I gotta pee
Posted: 11/17/2015 6:13:46 PM EDT
[#35]
I hope you don't mind. If I don't have a window, I get air sick.
