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10/22/2015 2:41:34 PM EDT
Do you use them?  If not, do they bother you?

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10/22/2015 2:45:29 PM EDT
[#1]
Can you show us on the doll where the bad split infinitive touched you?
10/22/2015 2:47:00 PM EDT
[#2]
To proudly split infinitives is the mark of a real American.
10/22/2015 2:47:38 PM EDT
[#3]
I vow to never split infinitives.
10/22/2015 2:49:48 PM EDT
[#4]
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 We should infinitively split infinitives.
10/22/2015 2:50:13 PM EDT
[#5]

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I vow to never split infinitives.
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10/22/2015 2:50:46 PM EDT
[#6]
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You don't want to know.

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To proudly split infinitives is the mark of a real American.


10/22/2015 2:51:09 PM EDT
[#7]
WOT?
10/22/2015 2:52:26 PM EDT
[#8]
Sometimes I use the cleft infinitive as a purposely odd grammatical construction in order to stress points.
10/22/2015 2:54:00 PM EDT
[#9]
Sometimes I do.



But the wife appears to really hate it.
10/22/2015 2:54:52 PM EDT
[#10]
Ah, the completely useless bullshit I snoozed through in school.
10/22/2015 2:55:59 PM EDT
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You slept through the split infinitives lesson?


Heathen.
10/22/2015 2:58:21 PM EDT
[#12]
The prohibition against splitting infinitives isn't a real English rule.  Ignore it.

It originated back in the early days of Modern English, when people were enamored with Greek and Roman culture and still thought English was a descendent of Latin.  In Latin, infinitives are single words, so it is impossible to split them.  In their obsession over all things ancient, some English scholars decided that English should also avoid splitting infinitives.  
10/22/2015 2:58:29 PM EDT
[#13]
To boldly go where no man has gone before . . .
10/22/2015 2:58:37 PM EDT
[#14]
It's our right to adverbaly split our infinitives.
10/22/2015 2:58:42 PM EDT
[#15]
split in·fin·i·tive
noun
noun: split infinitive; plural noun: split infinitives

   a construction consisting of an infinitive with an adverb or other word inserted between to and the verb, e.g., she seems to really like it
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Had to Google it.

The example in italics sure seems to be tailor-made for Arfcom.
10/22/2015 3:00:15 PM EDT
[#16]
Why would it really bother anybody?
10/22/2015 3:05:43 PM EDT
[#17]
I make an effort to often split infinitives.
10/22/2015 3:06:12 PM EDT
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Because they're sticklers for poorly thought-out, artificial grammar rules?
10/22/2015 3:18:20 PM EDT
[#19]
ummmm.....erhhhh.....Engish Mother fucker speak it.
10/22/2015 3:22:31 PM EDT
[#20]
Often.