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9/11/2015 5:02:53 PM EDT
so what's the code word






CSB= checking out at the grocery store, glanced one checkout lane to see a well dressed man in a suit, maybe his late 20's early 30s checking out at the same time as me. I noticed he was wearing a tie that was patterned in revolvers, shotguns, and fudd hunting rifles. That alone brought a smile to my face. He gets done slightly before me and I end up following him out the door. I notice movement in his strong side suit jacket. A little bump, that moves around as he walks. My first thought was "good". My second thought was "with that tie, it's gotta be a 1911". That made me chuckle quietly again as he headed to his car and I got in mine







So what do we call ourselves and others we make?










FTR: he was not the only one with a smoke wagon.
9/11/2015 5:14:02 PM EDT
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No poll yet, because I honestly can't think of any good ones
9/11/2015 5:15:49 PM EDT
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so what's the code word



CSB= checking out at the grocery store, glanced one checkout lane to see a well dressed man in a suit, maybe his late 20's early 30s checking out at the same time as me. I noticed he was wearing a tie that was patterned in revolvers, shotguns, and fudd hunting rifles. That alone brought a smile to my face. He gets done slightly before me and I end up following him out the door. I notice movement in his strong side suit jacket. A little bump, that moves around as he walks. My first thought was "good". My second thought was "with that tie, it's gotta be a 1911". That made me chuckle quietly again as he headed to his car and I got in mine




So what do we call ourselves and others we make?






FTR: he was not the only one with a smoke wagon.
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Gun nuts with tiny penises.

Seriously though.  I change up my carry guns often, variety is the spice of life and all.  Pretty much all ride in desantis holsters with matching belt.  Gotta be spiffy looking.  

Oh yeah, I carry openly so I like matching my belt, holster and boots.
9/11/2015 5:16:56 PM EDT
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Dear Penthouse....
9/11/2015 5:18:12 PM EDT
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Wasn't me, I don't own a tie like that
9/11/2015 5:18:19 PM EDT
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Hey bud, your epigunis is showing.
9/11/2015 5:18:30 PM EDT
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Coming out thread.
9/11/2015 5:20:01 PM EDT
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Sounds like the start of a Porno
9/11/2015 5:21:29 PM EDT
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"Sir, your ass is on fire.  I repeat... your ass is on fire"
9/11/2015 5:21:49 PM EDT
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Missed connections...bro-mance blooms
9/11/2015 5:22:39 PM EDT
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Dudes thoroughly checking out dudes in a grocery store has got to be a Louisiana thing.



I mean I look, but it's more along the lines of "I can whip that dudes ass" or "that dude looks like he could whip my ass" and that's the end of it.
9/11/2015 5:22:52 PM EDT
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Put an ad up on Craigslist "Missed Connections" and see if he's interested, maybe you're both just shy.
9/11/2015 5:23:04 PM EDT
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Stalker?
9/11/2015 5:23:56 PM EDT
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Gaydar?
9/11/2015 5:25:17 PM EDT
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Dudes thoroughly checking out dudes in a grocery store has got to be a Louisiana thing.

I mean I look, but it's more along the lines of "I can whip that dudes ass" or "that dude looks like he could whip my ass" and that's the end of it.
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That is kind of along the line of having a plan to kill everyone you meet.  Lol
9/11/2015 5:26:27 PM EDT
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Seriously. I thought his story was going to finish with imitation crab and back rubs.
9/11/2015 5:26:34 PM EDT
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My, this was a very tasteful coming out thread.



This is a safe space, OP.






9/11/2015 5:27:36 PM EDT
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Seriously. I thought his story was going to finish with imitation crab and back rubs.
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Seriously. I thought his story was going to finish with imitation crab and back rubs.

Is "smoke wagon" some kind of gay code word?

I'm afraid to google it.
9/11/2015 5:28:07 PM EDT
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Was he buying a fruit plate?
9/11/2015 5:29:45 PM EDT
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I thought this was going to be a "Dear arfcom, I got my one night stand pregnant, what should I do?" thread.



Instead it's about checking out another dudes bulge.

9/11/2015 5:36:45 PM EDT
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Arfcom missed romantic connection thread.
9/11/2015 5:43:31 PM EDT
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Yup, about going as expected.














Lol Not a coming out thread. I like to practice SA by amusing myself with what I think I can learn by observing other people: posture, clothes, movements, speech, what they choose to observe/remain oblivious to.
























Try it sometime, you might get a taste for it



 















Ps, if this is a coming out thread then Sherlock homes had a serious case of the ghey


 
9/11/2015 5:45:20 PM EDT
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Did you ask if you could push his stool in?
9/11/2015 5:46:02 PM EDT
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Dudes thoroughly checking out dudes in a grocery store has got to be a Louisiana thing.

I mean I look, but it's more along the lines of "I can whip that dudes ass" or "that dude looks like he could whip my ass" and that's the end of it.
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Yeah, not like OP - "Hey, I can see the tip of that guy's gun moving..."

A.W.D.
9/11/2015 5:49:49 PM EDT
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" that little bump "   ???



maybe he was just happy to see you .



gd
9/11/2015 5:51:44 PM EDT
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A four o'clock near his kidney's?

 






Maybe he SHOULD be a porn star
9/11/2015 5:52:06 PM EDT
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Meat gazer.

This topic is bad and you should feel bad.
9/11/2015 5:53:25 PM EDT
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Yup, about going as expected.
Lol Not a coming out thread. I like to practice SA by amusing myself with what I think I can learn by observing other people: posture, cloths, movements, speech, what they choose to observe/remain oblivious to.
Try it sometime, you might get a taste for it

 
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That's OK , bro.

 



But it's cool, really.
9/11/2015 6:01:55 PM EDT
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Meat gazer.



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I feel fine, how does that make you feel

 
9/11/2015 6:09:36 PM EDT
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I guess that's a step up from wearing rags.
9/11/2015 6:20:30 PM EDT
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A four o'clock near his kidney's?  



Maybe he SHOULD be a porn star
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" that little bump "   ???



maybe he was just happy to see you .



gd
A four o'clock near his kidney's?  



Maybe he SHOULD be a porn star

Maybe he's a tucker
9/11/2015 6:26:12 PM EDT
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Is "smoke wagon" some kind of gay code word?

I'm afraid to google it.
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Seriously. I thought his story was going to finish with imitation crab and back rubs.

Is "smoke wagon" some kind of gay code word?

I'm afraid to google it.


I guess I wasn't the only one that thought this thread was going to go "I knocked a chick up" or similar places with the "made someone" title.
9/11/2015 6:27:20 PM EDT
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I guess that's a step up from wearing rags.
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Lol Not a coming out thread. I like to practice SA by amusing myself with what I think I can learn by observing other people: posture, cloths, movements, speech, what they choose to observe/remain oblivious to.







I guess that's a step up from wearing rags.
Dam ipotato

 
9/11/2015 6:28:40 PM EDT
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Requires intent to do harm.



 
9/11/2015 6:29:22 PM EDT
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Arfcom missed romantic connection thread.
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9/11/2015 6:45:51 PM EDT
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Missed connection.
9/11/2015 6:47:04 PM EDT
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I guess I wasn't the only one that thought this thread was going to go "I knocked a chick up" or similar places with the "made someone" title.
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Dear Penthouse....




Seriously. I thought his story was going to finish with imitation crab and back rubs.

Is "smoke wagon" some kind of gay code word?

I'm afraid to google it.


I guess I wasn't the only one that thought this thread was going to go "I knocked a chick up" or similar places with the "made someone" title.

I was thinking a mafia "made man" kind of thing.
9/11/2015 6:48:29 PM EDT
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Lol projecting much?


 










Or are you two the real missing connection.


 
9/11/2015 7:04:47 PM EDT
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Was that "little bump" in the front of his pants?
9/11/2015 8:45:53 PM EDT
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Was that "little bump" in the front of his pants?
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Keep reading...

 
9/11/2015 8:56:37 PM EDT
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Tough crowd here tonight, Diesel.....
9/11/2015 9:02:40 PM EDT
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Tough crowd here tonight, Diesel.....
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maybe they werent drunk enough... And I forgot the go pills


















 
9/11/2015 9:07:02 PM EDT
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Put an ad up on Craigslist "Missed Connections" and see if he's interested, maybe you're both just shy.
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