Posted: 9/7/2015 8:44:35 PM EDT
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1. My dad's blood type was AB 2. The zip code for Solon, Ohio is 44139 3. Radial aircraft engines must have an odd number of cylinders per row 4. If you took every DVD in my store and laid them end to end I would throw your ass out 5. There are four rounds of .43 Spanish ammo laying next to my computer monitor 5a. The cartridges are marked 1887 |
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My first dogs name was Aerosmith
I have never had any of my wisdom teeth removed At 8 years old, I killed the neighbors turkey (that ventured into our yard) and got scared about getting in trouble, I lost sleep for many nights being scared my dad would find the turkey which I hid under the lawnmower. One day my dad went to start the lawnmower and the turkey flew out from the mower in huge bloody chunks. My dad said "stupid turkey" while I was like yessssssd |
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1. My dad's blood type was AB 2. The zip code for Solon, Ohio is 44139 3. Radial aircraft engines must have an odd number of cylinders per row 4. If you took every DVD in my store and laid them end to end I would throw your ass out 5. There are four rounds of .43 Spanish ammo laying next to my computer monitor 5a. The cartridges are marked 1887 LOLed at number 4. 
ESPN has a Skycam view for watching NCAA Football apparently. Try it, no announcers to annoy you. Blue is believed by many to be the last color learned by name when forming a language. |
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My first dogs name was Aerosmith I have never had any of my wisdom teeth removed At 8 years old, I killed the neighbors turkey (that ventured into our yard) and got scared about getting in trouble, I lost sleep for many nights being scared my dad would find the turkey which I hid under the lawnmower. One day my dad went to start the lawnmower and the turkey flew out from the mower in huge bloody chunks. My dad said "stupid turkey" while I was like yessssssd 
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My first dogs name was Aerosmith I have never had any of my wisdom teeth removed At 8 years old, I killed the neighbors turkey (that ventured into our yard) and got scared about getting in trouble, I lost sleep for many nights being scared my dad would find the turkey which I hid under the lawnmower. One day my dad went to start the lawnmower and the turkey flew out from the mower in huge bloody chunks. My dad said "stupid turkey" while I was like yessssssd
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My first dogs name was Aerosmith I have never had any of my wisdom teeth removed At 8 years old, I killed the neighbors turkey (that ventured into our yard) and got scared about getting in trouble, I lost sleep for many nights being scared my dad would find the turkey which I hid under the lawnmower. One day my dad went to start the lawnmower and the turkey flew out from the mower in huge bloody chunks. My dad said "stupid turkey" while I was like yessssssd
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| Half the guns in my walk in safe have never been fired. Including but not limited to; a Wilson Tactical .556, Walther P88, Colt SS King Cobra 4", Volquartsen .17 HRM/.22mag, S&W Mod. 629, several odd S&W semi-auto pistols, Weatherby .300 mag. Colt Diamondback 6" .22, convertible Uzi .45/9mm, Glock 10mm mod. 22 or 20 (?) several others. |
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Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas? Jefe: Oh yes, many! El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe: A what? El Guapo: A *plethora*. Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora. El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora? Jefe: Why, El Guapo? El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora. Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me? |
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My nipple hair is not long. I shave it.
My SHOEI helmet feels like a vagina on my head. (really, its that good. Sometimes I take it off and put it back on a second time to feel it again) Bias ply tires heat up faster than radial tires due to the plies being longer and in contact with the road for an extended period of time. I play castle clash on android. I call it "Kmart clash of clans" |
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The Generals drawing up the battle plans for the first battle of the Civil War (Bull Run) were West Point classmates and used the same strategy- fake left, attack right. If both sides had been successful the Union would have marched right into the Confederate Capital of Richmond and the Confederate troops would have gone right into DC.
Stonewall Jackson was married twice. First wife died as a result of childbirth complications. Both wives were minister's daughters On one of his honeymoons he went to Niagara Falls. Abraham Lincoln and his family were in a room down the hall. |