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AR15.COM
3/26/2003 11:54:22 PM EDT
The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an
afternoon on the Potomac...sailing on the pres. yacht, the Sequoia.

They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat
(zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water.

Secret service guys start to launch a boat, but Bush waves them off,
saying "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this.
Don't worry."
Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and walks
out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends
over and picks it up, then walks back to the yacht and climbs aboard.
He hands the hat to the Pope amid
stunned silence.

The next morning the New York Times Headline:
"Bush Can't Swim."