Posted: 8/24/2015 9:12:58 PM EDT
|
Tonight's IWATQ is being sponsored by Lawrence Welk. Lawrence is a huge fan of IWATQ and has told me that his favorite questions are always ah-one-anda-two. Please enjoy this little ditty while you wait for your response. 
|
|
Quoted:
Paper or plastic? 1. Paper. The second job I ever had was bagging groceries. It was an art form. It was real live Tetris for high school kids. The most demanding and difficult item to bag - the cantaloupe. It could be done mind you - you just need a solid base and some blocking material followed by a soft top of bread or marshmallows. Today's use of plastic is depressing as it is as unimaginative as it is boring. Paper. Paper all day long. |
|
Quoted:
What should I have for dinner? 9. See that Tupperware in the bag of the fridge? The one with the dark stuff in it? Open it up. Smells bad - doesn't it? That's because it was Tapioca pudding three weeks ago. Throw it out. Then have yourself a bowl of Apple Jacks. |
|
Quoted:
8. Excellent question. How would provide you with the opportunity to avoid that action. When would allow you to live a carefree life up until that point. I'll go with How. Quoted:
Quoted:
Would you rather know when you will die or how you will die? 8. Excellent question. How would provide you with the opportunity to avoid that action. When would allow you to live a carefree life up until that point. I'll go with How. I disagree. If I knew I was going to die in a car wreck Id be nervous every time I got behind the wheel. But if I knew I was going to die at 87 years old I'd live a happy carefree life with my seatbelt hanging out the door and a cigarette in the other hand. |
|
Quoted:
I disagree. If I knew I was going to die in a car wreck Id be nervous every time I got behind the wheel. But if I knew I was going to die at 87 years old I'd live a happy carefree life with my seatbelt hanging out the door and a cigarette in the other hand. Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Would you rather know when you will die or how you will die? 8. Excellent question. How would provide you with the opportunity to avoid that action. When would allow you to live a carefree life up until that point. I'll go with How. I disagree. If I knew I was going to die in a car wreck Id be nervous every time I got behind the wheel. But if I knew I was going to die at 87 years old I'd live a happy carefree life with my seatbelt hanging out the door and a cigarette in the other hand. Hmm. Good counterpoint. I like these threads, and though I was total agreement with "Testy_Post forum guy", you have swayed my immediate and premature thoughts on the topic. Thank you. 
|