[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Keep Calm and Chive On (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/14/2015 3:26:33 PM EDT
someone explain to me why KCCO is popular, besides the half naked hot chicks and for a good 30 seconds of frapping?  |
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They raise tons of money for very good causes all the time, many of which are for veterans. Look up chive charity stories. Look into it. You guys make looking at hot chicks and funny stuff, and partying all the time seem like the worst thing in the world. It's great if you're under 25. It's just basic and embarrassing if you're older, which most of the guys with those shirts/stickers seem to be. |
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I know a 32-year-old father of three that has one of the super trendy shaved-sides-with-bald-line-at-part haircuts, white Oakleys, and takes selfies every day. He's also got his desk plastered with obnoxious KCCO shit, painted his Audi OOOO logo green to go with the KCCO stickers on his car too.
ETA: He will end a conversation with you with "Keep calm and chive on" while giving you the 'hang loose' hand gesture. So that's who I associate with KCCO wankery. |
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Chive did a fundraiser for a local dog rescue here in San Diego.
Helped raise the rescue several thousand dollars. Quoted:
They have several charities and have made quite the business out of the "douche canoe" stuff. The idea of "RAK" alone is very cool Its a great way to pass time on your phone when you are bored. |
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I know a 32-year-old father of three that has one of the super trendy shaved-sides-with-bald-line-at-part haircuts, white Oakleys, and takes selfies every day. He's also got his desk plastered with obnoxious KCCO shit, painted his Audi OOOO logo green to go with the KCCO stickers on his car too. ETA: He will end a conversation with you with "Keep calm and chive on" while giving you the 'hang loose' hand gesture. So that's who I associate with KCCO wankery. Damn. 
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I know a 32-year-old father of three that has one of the super trendy shaved-sides-with-bald-line-at-part haircuts, white Oakleys, and takes selfies every day. He's also got his desk plastered with obnoxious KCCO shit, painted his Audi OOOO logo green to go with the KCCO stickers on his car too. ETA: He will end a conversation with you with "Keep calm and chive on" while giving you the 'hang loose' hand gesture. So that's who I associate with KCCO wankery. Damn.
Midlife Crisis gonna Midlife Crisis. Keep Calm and Chive On....Brah
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I liked the Chive, the KCCO thing, the random act of kindness thing.....
Until some fat cunt. literally a fucking pig stuffed into a human suit driving a shitbox tercel cut me off while texting, and replied to my "toot toot" of the horn with a pudgy middle finger, most likely stained from Dorals. Until some dickhead in a bar in a KCCO shirt puked on another dude and when he got wrapped up by other dude, replied, "fuck you man". Bar was "nonis" in atlanta. Until some hipster with a KCCO shirt and suspenders on kicked a homeless dudes change bucket in little 5 points while i was walking to the vortex for a burger |
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First experience with Chive was last year at Hershey Park in PA -- every other dad had on a Chive shirt of some type. I had no idea about the website and googled the phenomenon later.
And there I was, a loner in my 511 Tactical shorts, camo'ed Crocs, and a loose fit Hawaiian shirt :-( |
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Quoted: I know a 32-year-old father of three that has one of the super trendy shaved-sides-with-bald-line-at-part haircuts, white Oakleys, and takes selfies every day. He's also got his desk plastered with obnoxious KCCO shit, painted his Audi OOOO logo green to go with the KCCO stickers on his car too. ETA: He will end a conversation with you with "Keep calm and chive on" while giving you the 'hang loose' hand gesture. So that's who I associate with KCCO wankery. At least with Chive you get Girls with FLBP .. |
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I know a 32-year-old father of three that has one of the super trendy shaved-sides-with-bald-line-at-part haircuts, white Oakleys, and takes selfies every day. He's also got his desk plastered with obnoxious KCCO shit, painted his Audi OOOO logo green to go with the KCCO stickers on his car too. ETA: He will end a conversation with you with "Keep calm and chive on" while giving you the 'hang loose' hand gesture. So that's who I associate with KCCO wankery. Wow! Are we related? Everything but the green Audi part...creepy. btw I think it was funny for about a day. Then completely sophomoric after that  Over a year later and still the same stupid shit?? Really? Grow the fuck up.
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I see those stickers on vehicles and they alet me that there's a douche canoe inside. Very helpful. Yep...kind of like those "Tap Out" stickers that all the douchebags used to put on their rear windows back in the 1990's. All they ever said to me was "I Got Beat Up A Lot In Junior High" |
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Quoted: The story of my entire time on arfcom in that sentence right there. Quoted: Quoted: I've been meaning to Google this. Once again, arfcom saves time and wastes time simultaneously. |
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I know a 32-year-old father of three that has one of the super trendy shaved-sides-with-bald-line-at-part haircuts, white Oakleys, and takes selfies every day. He's also got his desk plastered with obnoxious KCCO shit, painted his Audi OOOO logo green to go with the KCCO stickers on his car too. ETA: He will end a conversation with you with "Keep calm and chive on" while giving you the 'hang loose' hand gesture. So that's who I associate with KCCO wankery. Jesus. 
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Why Bill Murray? Chive equivalent of 87, get both, arock? Fiirst up, he's cool. Second, hipsters like obtaining mascots to hang with. One I know personally has "adopted" a washed up 80s musician and started a fan club for him for the express purpose of partying with him after the concert. It's ironic, though in the case of BFM ("Bill F'ing Murray") it's only a little ironic. |
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Quoted: Fiirst up, he's cool. Second, hipsters like obtaining mascots to hang with. One I know personally has "adopted" a washed up 80s musician and started a fan club for him for the express purpose of partying with him after the concert. It's ironic, though in the case of BFM ("Bill F'ing Murray") it's only a little ironic. Quoted: Quoted: Why Bill Murray? Chive equivalent of 87, get both, arock? Fiirst up, he's cool. Second, hipsters like obtaining mascots to hang with. One I know personally has "adopted" a washed up 80s musician and started a fan club for him for the express purpose of partying with him after the concert. It's ironic, though in the case of BFM ("Bill F'ing Murray") it's only a little ironic. but what if i say BM is anti-2nd and loves  |
