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Posted: 8/13/2015 10:55:34 AM EDT
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Du hast ?
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Posted: 8/13/2015 10:56:10 AM EDT
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Funny, I just bidded on a luger
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Posted: 8/13/2015 10:56:36 AM EDT
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They're speaking German to each other, but when the waitress comes over, they immediately switch over to English.
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Posted: 8/13/2015 10:57:07 AM EDT
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Are they eating schnitzel and sour kraut?
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Posted: 8/13/2015 10:57:29 AM EDT
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They're speaking German to each other, but when the waitress comes over, they immediately switch over to English. Very.... Suspicious. Nein? |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 10:59:07 AM EDT
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They're speaking German to each other, but when the waitress comes over, they immediately switch over to English. Try to see if you can overhear them talking about submarine coordinates. Or maybe troop movements. |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 10:59:22 AM EDT
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They are discussing their most recent bribes to the local authorities to keep their nazi past a secret.
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:00:05 AM EDT
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Are they eating schnitzel and sour kraut? It looks like eggs and potatoes. Trying to blend in, I bet. |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:00:13 AM EDT
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I'm in a diner and there's an older couple next to me speaking German. I'm keeping an eye on them. Go over to their table and ask to see their papers. |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:00:26 AM EDT
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wobei das U-Boot?
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:00:26 AM EDT
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Ask them if the chair is against the wall
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:00:48 AM EDT
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Earschplittenloudenboomer
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:02:10 AM EDT
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Call Captain America! They're spies for Red Skull!
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:05:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:05:37 AM EDT
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We have a chemical plant in our town. I bet they would like the blueprints on that.
I think one of them said "Schnell." |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:05:51 AM EDT
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You should probably google up the German word for fist.
How is your crab meat and paper plate supply? You obviously want to join them. 
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:05:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:06:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are they eating schnitzel and sour kraut? |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:07:57 AM EDT
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Go over to their table and ask to see their papers. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'm in a diner and there's an older couple next to me speaking German. I'm keeping an eye on them. Go over to their table and ask to see their papers. The waitress is giving me the stink-eye. I think she wants my table. Collaborator. |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:08:31 AM EDT
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Don't mention the war.
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:10:25 AM EDT
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Call the FBI. I bet they're here to get their gold back and we can't let that happen. We won the war, remember?
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:10:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't mention the war. |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:10:52 AM EDT
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Demand to see their visas or green cards.
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:11:18 AM EDT
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A long time ago I had a German girlfriend. We were in the states at a museum. It was not very busy, just another patron here or there. She and I were talking about Germans and how they stand out. She said they don't stand out. I said its easy to tell anyone was German. So i said "look a that group over there; they are Germans, I can tell." She said no they aren't. We went back and forth and I told her to walk over and talk to them. She comes back with her eyes as wide as saucers and said "how did you know they were German!??!" 
It was a one in a million shot. they kinda did look German but I had no idea... |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:11:24 AM EDT
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Don't mention the war. He has a tattoo of a parachute on his arm. Does anyone know if Otto Skorzeny is dead? |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:11:28 AM EDT
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They're speaking German to each other, but when the waitress comes over, they immediately switch over to English. Hmm. That is very suspicious. 
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:12:45 AM EDT
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Just go over there and tell them you are on to their plot, and if they don't talk:
"Ve have various means of persvasion..." |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:13:38 AM EDT
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dont waste time just draw on them bro ,remind them who won the war
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:13:56 AM EDT
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Demand to see their visas or green cards. I don't know what they are supposed to look like. Shouldn't Homeland Security have a pamphlet or something like that? |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:16:42 AM EDT
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Shout, "Sieg" and report what happens.
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:16:49 AM EDT
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Still getting the stink eye from the waitress. She isn't refilling my coffee.
I'm wondering if she might not be their handler. |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:19:20 AM EDT
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Beat someone up and yell
"NO TICKET" |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:19:47 AM EDT
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Still getting the stink eye from the waitress. She isn't refilling my coffee. I'm wondering if she might not be their handler. At this point it is probably best if you wave her over and ask her when she is off work. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:20:12 AM EDT
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Dass ist no bueno.
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:21:41 AM EDT
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They just left. They're heading west.
No tip on the table. |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:22:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:24:03 AM EDT
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Go demand to see their papers.
Papiere bitte!! |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:24:35 AM EDT
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Are they eating schnitzel and sour kraut? LOL. OK. I will tell my wife's entire family that is from Germany that they are doing it wrong. Thanks for the tip though. |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:26:58 AM EDT
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LOL. OK. I will tell my wife's entire family that is from Germany that they are doing it wrong. Thanks for the tip though. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Are they eating schnitzel and sour kraut? LOL. OK. I will tell my wife's entire family that is from Germany that they are doing it wrong. Thanks for the tip though. I was informed by a Bavarian that I shouldn't order schnitzel because it's Austrian, not German.
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:30:04 AM EDT
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I was informed by a Bavarian that I shouldn't order schnitzel because it's Austrian, not German. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Are they eating schnitzel and sour kraut? LOL. OK. I will tell my wife's entire family that is from Germany that they are doing it wrong. Thanks for the tip though. I was informed by a Bavarian that I shouldn't order schnitzel because it's Austrian, not German. Pffft Bavaria is the Florida of Germany 
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:36:34 AM EDT
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I was informed by a Bavarian that I shouldn't order schnitzel because it's Austrian, not German. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Are they eating schnitzel and sour kraut? LOL. OK. I will tell my wife's entire family that is from Germany that they are doing it wrong. Thanks for the tip though. I was informed by a Bavarian that I shouldn't order schnitzel because it's Austrian, not German. If you were born in Texas, and Texas gets annexed by New Mexico, you are still from Texas |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:39:18 AM EDT
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OK, I'm going home to mail a warning letter to the FBI, but I'm going to make it out of letters cut out from a magazine so that they know to take it serious.
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:39:23 AM EDT
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Ask them if they've learned any of the middle eastern or northern African languages yet. If they haven't, tell them to hurry and learn.
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:42:08 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Demand to see their visas or green cards. Paperz please? Zeis papers are not in order! Vill you viss me please? |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:45:02 AM EDT
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Du hast ? 
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:46:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I was informed by a Bavarian that I shouldn't order schnitzel because it's Austrian, not German. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Are they eating schnitzel and sour kraut? LOL. OK. I will tell my wife's entire family that is from Germany that they are doing it wrong. Thanks for the tip though. I was informed by a Bavarian that I shouldn't order schnitzel because it's Austrian, not German. Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Schnitzel. |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:47:12 AM EDT
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ggg
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:47:55 AM EDT
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Yeah those two things dont even go together Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Are they eating schnitzel and sour kraut? It worked you outed another one. |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:50:15 AM EDT
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They just left. They're heading west. No tip on the table. Did you take the tip? |
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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:50:31 AM EDT
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Lotsa Germans and French.
Cause I know where you are. 
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