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Posted: 8/12/2015 10:15:33 PM EDT

Lets say you are on death row and today is your day to die!!

What would your last meal be? 3 courses, prepared by anyone. Your mom, grandma, Emril Legasi. Whoever.

Mine would be cocktail shrimp for appetizer, 2lbs of fried clam strips, and a big cheesecake with strawberries for dessert... no preference on who makes it.

Posted: 8/12/2015 10:17:07 PM EDT

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If it were my day to die via a death row style execution, I probably wouldn't be real hungry.

Posted: 8/12/2015 10:20:16 PM EDT

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Peeps, bull nuts, and a six pack of mountain dew

Posted: 8/12/2015 10:20:40 PM EDT

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Fried chicken my grandma used to make.

Bigass serving of mashed potatoes with butter and salt.

Big goddamn bowl of ice cream with reese cups in it.

Posted: 8/12/2015 10:32:58 PM EDT

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My grandmas both sucked at cooking. And so does my mom. I envy you sir.

Posted: 8/12/2015 10:39:08 PM EDT

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I want mine cooked by Elvis

either he isn't really dead or where going to be here awhile.

Posted: 8/12/2015 10:40:59 PM EDT

[#6]

In Texas you get what all the other shitbirds get, plus the needle

Posted: 8/12/2015 10:41:31 PM EDT

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fify

Posted: 8/12/2015 10:47:42 PM EDT

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McRib

Reason being, they only serve it twice a year, so chances are I just postponed my death by a few months.

Posted: 8/12/2015 10:52:02 PM EDT

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A properly cooked ribeye with crablegs and a sweet potato.

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Posted: 8/12/2015 10:53:29 PM EDT

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No dessert?

Posted: 8/12/2015 10:54:55 PM EDT

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Flank steak so rare I'd need something to cut through it.

And bone in pork chops if that didn't work.

Posted: 8/12/2015 10:55:42 PM EDT

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No dessert?

I'm not a big dessert guy.

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Posted: 8/12/2015 10:57:50 PM EDT

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Watermellon peeps, bacon, peach nehi.

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:07:34 PM EDT

[#14]

Gazpacho and Pinchitos

Chateaubriand

Crêpe Suzette

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:09:01 PM EDT

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I want mine cooked by Elvis

either he isn't really dead or where we're going to be here awhile.

fify

Oh shit I know better. I should kill myself, but I'm on death row anyway.

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:16:11 PM EDT

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2 bowls of Coop's (New Orleans) extra seafood gumbo and a case of extremely cold beer. I'm sure there is better gumbo to be had, but Coop's isn't the bottom of the barrel.

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:17:19 PM EDT

[#17]

Whole Stonefish.

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:20:44 PM EDT

[#18]

A big ass bowl of chili. They would have to deal with my farts!

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:24:46 PM EDT

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I don't know how to add links...

Look up Florida DOC...find the page on Death Row inmates and their daily activities.

Not as glamorous as the movies.

Good

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:30:40 PM EDT

[#20]

10lbs of bacon; so I have a heart attack before the needle gets me.

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:31:43 PM EDT

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Watermellon peeps, bacon, peach nehi.

Where can I find watermelon peeps?

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:34:08 PM EDT

[#22]

3 whole chickens and a coke

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:35:38 PM EDT

[#23]

Big bowl of chili.

Greasy burger.

Large bag of haribo gold sugar free gummy bears.

You might be killing me, but it's going to turn into a mass casualty incident requiring a hazmat team.

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:35:42 PM EDT

[#24]

box of x lax and gallon of water. someones got a mess to clean up.

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:40:00 PM EDT

[#25]

TX Stopped cattering to death row inmates

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:41:19 PM EDT

[#26]

Blond, brunette and red head.

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:44:48 PM EDT

[#27]

An Imos deluxe pizza, buffalo shrimp, and my wife's lasagna. I need sweet tea and a gallon of vodka to wash it down.

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:48:04 PM EDT

[#28]

As many taco bell greasy tacos as i could pound down.

Because as soon as I was dead, I would want to let out the runniest shit all over the table or chair my body could pass............like a gallon of it.

Damn, looks like I'm not the only guy with the same idea..........

Posted: 8/12/2015 11:54:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/12/2015 11:54:43 PM EDT

[#30]

Corn.

Posted: 8/13/2015 12:06:16 AM EDT

[#31]

I would probably fast.

Posted: 8/13/2015 12:33:22 AM EDT

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Lol, we see what you did there.

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Posted: 8/13/2015 12:35:18 AM EDT

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I did this same thread in the life member forum a few months ago.

My choice is a fine German meal.

Knockwurst, spatzle, sauerkraut, brot, onion pie, kirschtorte, and a fine pilsner.

Posted: 8/13/2015 12:35:20 AM EDT

[#34]

Booze

Posted: 8/13/2015 12:44:39 AM EDT

[#35]

Puffer fish.

Yeah, if I have to die, I might as well become one of the undead.

Posted: 8/13/2015 12:52:31 AM EDT

[#36]

Cold six pack of beer and a pack of Marlboros

Posted: 8/13/2015 1:44:18 AM EDT

[#37]

A bacon cheeseburger from Tommys Burger Stop and a pound of sauteed morel mushrooms.

Posted: 8/13/2015 2:03:43 AM EDT

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McRib

Reason being, they only serve it twice a year, so chances are I just postponed my death by a few months.

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Bad news. A franchisee can request it during other parts of the year for special reasons.

Posted: 8/13/2015 2:08:31 AM EDT

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I think he means an appetizer of cat, main course of cat, and dessert of cat. I agree.

Posted: 8/13/2015 3:00:00 AM EDT

[#40]

Kouign Amann and a cappuccino please.

Posted: 8/13/2015 3:31:17 AM EDT

[#41]

Before the firing squad and they offer you a cigarette, you tell them no thanks, I'm trying to quit

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