The Friday Night What’s Your Problem? Thread > General Discussion

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:00:43 PM EDT

Nobody told off Uncle President

What's making your Mother want to wash your mouth out with soap

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:05:21 PM EDT

[#1]

I took a new job within the company I work for and the place I work in now can't let me go there for another four months.

Fuck nuclear.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:13:39 PM EDT

[#2]

Have to work next weekend. Uhh.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:19:13 PM EDT

[#3]

My job sucks. My boss is a selfish, irresponsible pos cunt, with zero regard for his employees, and I hope he dies in a fiery truck crash.
On the plus side, his latest fuckery has pushed me over the edge, and I'm seeking new employment.
Oh well, at least I've got beer.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:19:15 PM EDT

[#4]

I'm moving and quitting a job without having another lined up yet. (Ok, another real job, I have a temp minimum wage job lined up to keep the lights on).

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:23:26 PM EDT

[#5]

I've been off work all summer. Next week I take 40 high school kids to leadership school.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:25:05 PM EDT

[#6]

One of the hair follicles in my mustache is infected.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:25:51 PM EDT

[#7]

My boss was acting real fucking brand new today.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:26:05 PM EDT

[#8]

Giggle, your my problem. You pal

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:26:54 PM EDT

[#9]

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You're.
Just sayin'

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:28:47 PM EDT

[#10]

Toothache. Getting this bastard taken out Monday.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:29:34 PM EDT

[#11]

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Got whiskey?

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:30:07 PM EDT

[#12]

Woke up this morning to find out our dog had diarrhea all over the place.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:30:26 PM EDT

[#13]

There are hundreds of thousands of M4s, M16s and AR15s that are not in my gun room where they belong.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:32:12 PM EDT

[#14]

no real problems, not at the moment, iv been pretty lucky so far.

..... im working on building a house, its not exactly a problem, as much as a blessing... but its a complicated process that will take me about 2 years to be ready to build something.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:34:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/31/2015 9:36:53 PM EDT

[#16]

My butt itches.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:38:25 PM EDT

[#17]

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Nope I've been taking shots of anbesol

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:40:51 PM EDT

[#18]

I'm alone at home, and I don't have the will power to go out bye my self.

When I do its horrable, there no one around to take the edge off so I get irrated. Then I go home so I'm not sitting around some place brooding about how crappy my night is because I keep getting shot down because I'm shit at small talk.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:42:51 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/31/2015 9:44:09 PM EDT

[#20]

I s**t a square turd and my a**hole slammed shut.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:45:58 PM EDT

[#21]

Just generally boiling with anger. Nothing in particular.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:47:17 PM EDT

[#22]

I got no problem, no fuckin problem at all.....

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:48:34 PM EDT

[#23]

Car needs repairs.

But I just got a new bike, so that helps soothe the frustration.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:48:37 PM EDT

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Toothache. Getting this bastard taken out Monday.

Got whiskey?

Nope I've been taking shots of anbesol

Trust me. A shot of bourbon in your mouth, turn your head so the bad tooth is swimming in it, hold it as long as you can. That tooth will quiet right down.

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:49:39 PM EDT

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Right there with ya, Bro....

Posted: 7/31/2015 9:50:10 PM EDT

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Holy shit, I just spit Knob Creek on my sceen. That's my problem.

Posted: 7/31/2015 10:03:06 PM EDT

[#27]

Herniated disc, and I haven't gotten a bj in aweek.

Posted: 7/31/2015 10:53:59 PM EDT

[#28]

i have an enlarged liver and the doc told me i needed to cut back on the drinking

so i am sober this weekend

Posted: 7/31/2015 11:05:17 PM EDT

[#29]

It's 8:00 PM and it's still 90+ degrees...in Western Washington.

Posted: 7/31/2015 11:14:56 PM EDT

[#30]

I have to babysit idiots in positions of great influence in both banking and entertainment. I'm losing patience with having to say the same things over and over.

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