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7/31/2015 3:41:23 PM EDT
Help wanted






Need someone willing to feed my snakes while I'm on vacation.......pay is based on experience











 
7/31/2015 3:43:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Nope
7/31/2015 3:53:23 PM EDT
[#2]
I was okay with the whole deal until some of them started to strike and try to escape.  If it had been me, there would have been a lot of screaming, shooting, and shitting.  I'm not sure of the order, either.  I would have been fired, and I would have needed new pants.
7/31/2015 3:54:55 PM EDT
[#3]
I would do it, but he would come back to me having made 43 new snakeskin belts while he was gone....


ETA...dude was pretty nonchalant about the whole thing and some of those snakes looked pretty pissed off at the world....
7/31/2015 4:05:38 PM EDT
[#4]
Judging by how extremely casual he is, I'm gonna guess this isn't his first day on the job...shot in the dark, wild guess  

I love snakes, have one, have handled many in my life, but when I see one of those cobras coming at me, I'm gonna go all sorts of nuts.  That dude was chill as fuck the whole time, like he was feeding some rat snakes.
7/31/2015 4:26:12 PM EDT
[#5]
Dude definitely has the right stuff to do that job.  However I think anyone who chooses to do this has some sort of death wish.  Maybe he's been bitten so many times he has built in immunities to snake venom.
7/31/2015 4:32:14 PM EDT
[#6]
Tag
7/31/2015 4:41:12 PM EDT
[#7]
Hell to the fuck no!
7/31/2015 4:45:15 PM EDT
[#8]
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Judging by how extremely casual he is, I'm gonna guess this isn't his first day on the job...shot in the dark, wild guess  

I love snakes, have one, have handled many in my life, but when I see one of those cobras coming at me, I'm gonna go all sorts of nuts.  That dude was chill as fuck the whole time, like he was feeding some rat snakes.
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Thats good and bad though.
Gotta keep a level head.
But
Complacency kills.
7/31/2015 4:48:14 PM EDT
[#9]
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7/31/2015 4:52:51 PM EDT
[#10]
I have the right skills for that job.

7/31/2015 5:03:01 PM EDT
[#11]
HA!

NO!





As another said it seemed ok until they started coming out of the box. That's the point I would have been the fuck out...
7/31/2015 5:47:32 PM EDT
[#12]

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Nope
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More like. HELL FUCKING NO!!



 
7/31/2015 9:08:25 PM EDT
[#13]
Well at least they eat.  Not like my stinking ball pythons.