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7/10/2015 9:01:31 PM EDT
I Ain't Drunk


What's making YOU sober
7/10/2015 9:02:36 PM EDT
[#1]
GS thread.
7/10/2015 9:03:25 PM EDT
[#2]
I've had the trots all day

Edit: damn turned this into a poop thread without thinking my post through
7/10/2015 9:04:44 PM EDT
[#3]
I just ate a bunch of buffalo wings and it makes the whisky taste funny
7/10/2015 9:05:21 PM EDT
[#4]
I'm going to work on a hangover so I can be worthless at work tomorrow
7/10/2015 9:09:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Tomorrow night, I'm going canyon fishing with a buddy. 120 miles out. Yellowfin, bluefin, bigeye, albacore, wahoo, swordfish, mahi, blue marlin, white marlin, sailfish....
   We want a third guy, and I can't get anyone. This trip is free. It's a $2000 trip on a charter boat, and all of my fishing friends are not available.....
Oh well, I've got beer.
7/10/2015 9:20:12 PM EDT
[#6]
Too many people looking to me for protection.
7/10/2015 9:20:45 PM EDT
[#7]
I don't have any beer
7/10/2015 9:24:10 PM EDT
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Run down to the local stop and rob and flash your CAC
7/10/2015 9:25:09 PM EDT
[#9]
Wife is going to shoot out a baby any day now and is miserable.  Great that we're getting a daughter, but she's miserable, so everyone is miserable.  Nothing I do can make her feel better.  Just feel bad for her.  So I drink.
7/10/2015 9:26:08 PM EDT
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I got arrested last time I did that

 
7/10/2015 9:26:20 PM EDT
[#11]
I'm off work.  I got no problems!!

7/10/2015 9:54:40 PM EDT
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Me neither
7/10/2015 10:05:43 PM EDT
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7/10/2015 10:17:11 PM EDT
[#14]
I wish the ruger American rim fire came with a bull barrel like the savage mark II
7/10/2015 11:07:28 PM EDT
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And I'm trying to be cheap and save money. I'll probably snap and go to the store soon
7/10/2015 11:12:04 PM EDT
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I got a creepy gas station 2 minutes away that has 40's of Miller High Life for $1.99.




You can get pretty buzzed for less than $5
7/10/2015 11:13:21 PM EDT
[#17]
I'm burnt out.  
7/10/2015 11:14:15 PM EDT
[#18]

I really do not want to go back to work on Monday





My wallet is telling me different


7/10/2015 11:14:49 PM EDT
[#19]
Sorry, GS.

Drunk and happy.

Dammit.

7/10/2015 11:15:07 PM EDT
[#20]
Cant find a decent woman, and Im almost convinced all the good ones by my age are taken already.
7/10/2015 11:18:54 PM EDT
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You can get pretty buzzed for less than $5

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  And I'm trying to be cheap and save money. I'll probably snap and go to the store soon



  I got a creepy gas station 2 minutes away that has 40's of Miller High Life for $1.99.





You can get pretty buzzed for less than $5





 





7/10/2015 11:27:14 PM EDT
[#22]
Haven't put down enough I'm working on it.

7/10/2015 11:39:05 PM EDT
[#23]
8:15 flight delayed to 8:50
8:50 flight delayed to 9:10
"Attention passengers of flight XXXX, there's been a gate change... Please go to gate XXX"
9:10 flight now delayed to 9:25...
I'm seeing a pattern here and I don't like it.