[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Low Speed/High Drag

Posted: 3/16/2003 10:06:47 PM EDT

How can you tell when you are Low Speed/High Drag??

1. your typing is faster than a full auto ...

2. You have to special order cammies in XXXL...

3. You use doughnuts as a motivational tool...

4. Your SHTF kit consists of Ho-Ho's and Twinkies

Let's hear 'em!!

Posted: 3/16/2003 10:16:00 PM EDT

[#1]

5. When your arms are so puny that you can't even hold your own rifle steady for 30 rounds offhand.

6. When TSHTF you can't "bug out" anywhere, you'll have to stand and fight because you can't run more than a block without getting winded.

Posted: 3/16/2003 10:18:31 PM EDT

[#2]

1. Your on the same food chain as the wildabeast.

2. your only defense is the same as little Ralphy's brother in Xmas story.

3. You sweat when you eat.

4. You find yourself sitting in front of a gas and sip on a Friday night drinkin beers with no chicks around. (oh I guess that ones by choice)

Posted: 3/17/2003 6:00:45 AM EDT

[#3]

When you're in a lying prone position you resemble something that died and washed up on the beach.

Coming out of a kneeling or squat position involves cramping and joints popping.

Posted: 3/17/2003 6:03:20 AM EDT

[#4]

I am SO fu**ed....... [:(]

Posted: 3/17/2003 6:07:40 AM EDT

[#5]

You certainly ain't alone. That's firsthand knowledge brother...[:(].

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