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3/14/2003 6:04:01 PM EDT
I decided to make a list of things France has" given" to the world. The first is very important.

The Marquis de Lafayette. Without him we would be speaking British.

Alexadre' Dumas, after all where would the world be without "[i]The Three Musketeers?"[/i]
That guy could spin a yarn. If only modern frogs knew what "Honor" and "Bravery" were.

The Statue of Liberty, of course. What a gift.

But those are all over 100 years old. Two of them are more like 200 years old.

Then I thought of two "gifts" from 30-40 years ago.

Bridgette Bardot [sex]and Inspector Clouseau! [:D]

Thanks France.
3/14/2003 6:08:15 PM EDT
[#1]
The bidet

The French research organization CERN was insturmental in developing the web and web browsers.
3/14/2003 6:08:35 PM EDT
[#2]
They have a nice tower.
3/14/2003 6:28:43 PM EDT
[#3]
Let's see....

Hairy women?
.....ummm no.

Lack of personal hygiene?
....nope.

Snails as a delicacy?
.....definitely not!



I do like the colors of their national flag.  (Not the pure white one).  [:D]
3/14/2003 6:32:53 PM EDT
[#4]
Now, now Yankee. This thread was meant to highlight France's positives. Kinda' like what your mother told you as a kid, "If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all."

This should be a short thread. [:D]
3/14/2003 6:58:27 PM EDT
[#5]
French maid outfits.
3/14/2003 7:08:39 PM EDT
[#6]
Positive things about France.

Hmmm...

It's clear over on the other side of the Atlantic.



3/14/2003 7:09:15 PM EDT
[#7]
I'd like to second the french maid outfit.....and even third it if possible.
Other than that they're pretty much a waste.
3/14/2003 7:36:44 PM EDT
[#8]
Don't forget pretty good wine, [s]chess[/s] cheese, and champagne.

No better than California, though. [:D]
3/14/2003 7:39:26 PM EDT
[#9]
French Kissing
3/14/2003 7:54:23 PM EDT
[#10]
[s]French[/s] Freedom Fries
3/14/2003 8:13:56 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Don't forget pretty good wine, chess, and champagne.

No better than California, though. [:D]
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Chess?  I don't think so.

[b]"The most hotly debated issue among chess historians is where and when chess originated. The traditional view is that chess originated in India in the late 6th or early 7th century. The last few decades have seen increasing opposition against the 'out of India' hypothesis in favour of an 'out of China' scenario. However, support for either hypothesis from archaeological and/or literary sources is flimsy to say the least. Can phylogenetic techniques throw some light on the most basic question in chess history?[/b]

[b]In any phylogenetic analysis, the polarity of the characters is a crucial aspect. Shared apomorphies suggest relatedness, shared plesiomorphies do not. This can be used to investigate the question of the origin of chess: using the 'wrong' ancestor (i.e. getting apo- and plesiomorphies the wrong way around) will give rise to a nonsense tree. I did an analysis on 40 different chess variants from around the world, using 109 'morphological' and 'physiological' characters. I forced several hypothetical ancestors (from India and China) upon the analysis and compared the resulting trees with historical evidence. These analyses suggest that it is more likely that chess originated in India than in China."[/b]

edited to add: I'll fourth and fifth the french maid outfit!
3/14/2003 8:14:30 PM EDT
[#12]
They ain't here.....

Well, they ain't in the US, we have baby France [:(]
3/14/2003 8:21:33 PM EDT
[#13]
There are many great things about France and they've contributed a lot to Western civilization.

Some great philosophers: Montaigne, Descartes, Pascal, Rousseau, Voltaire

Authors/playwrights:  Stendahl, Rabalais, Moliere, Cornielle, Victor Hugo, Jules Verne.

They have made countless contributions in science and math.  A lot of world class science and research has come out of France.

My favorite guitarist, Django Rheinhardt, was from France.  Gypsy by birth, but had French citizenship.

But MAN!  Their politics!  Their military! That big yellow streak down their collective backs! I guess if they were "le package totale" they'd be running the world.  Maybe that's what makes them so spiteful and malicious towards the US.

3/14/2003 8:22:34 PM EDT
[#14]
The Paras of the French Foreign Legion are bad asses (I guess its because its mostly made up of foreigners....oh well, I tried).

3/14/2003 8:23:45 PM EDT
[#15]
An Airborne Veteran from the Gulf war said the only Military Contribution France of value  during desert storm was their their rations were better, and "easily requisitioned!".

Alright i'll be wholly positive on this next statement to be fair:

Our troops won't have to trip over them going into Iraq!

3/14/2003 8:36:40 PM EDT
[#16]
Cheese.

Only a race of people who gladly tolerate any foul smell and will literally put anything in their mouths could look at a cup of putrid, curdled, mold-encrusted milk and say "Hmm, I wonder what this tastes like..."

And the rest is history.
3/14/2003 8:53:31 PM EDT
[#17]
The Marquis DeSade?
3/14/2003 10:18:34 PM EDT
[#18]
croissants, french tickler, guillotine
3/14/2003 11:14:09 PM EDT
[#19]
Some French wine is pretty good. Most of it is "fake". A manufactured, manipulated blend of fermented grape juice and often...sugar.

Kind of like everything French. Most French stuff is pure shit. The few things that are French that are very good are also VERY RARE!

Quality is NOT common in France. Not at any level concerning anything.

Mike
3/14/2003 11:48:21 PM EDT
[#20]
For America, I've always thought it was quite considerate of France to be several thousand miles away from America, across an ocean. As far as gifts to THE WORLD go, I am overextended...perhaps Napoleon's failure at Waterloo.
3/15/2003 3:44:28 AM EDT
[#21]
Some great philosophers: Montaigne, Descartes, Pascal, Rousseau, Voltaire
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Descartes was smart. He got out and lived most of his adult life somewhere else.


croissants, french tickler, guillotine
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Croissants are actually Turkish.


The Statue of Liberty, of course. What a gift.
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We were actually the frogs' SECOND choice of whom to receive that. It was supposed to be placed in the harbor of Port Said, Egypt (mouth of the Suez Canal).


French roast coffee for me.


Remember, this is the same country where Jerry Lewis is a national hero.
3/15/2003 3:48:26 AM EDT
[#22]
Welllll, they make [B] GOOD [/B] Bread!  Thats about all I can think of that is [B] GOOD [/B] about France!

Quoted:
I decided to make a list of things France has" given" to the world. The first is very important.

The Marquis de Lafayette. Without him we would be speaking British.

Alexadre' Dumas, after all where would the world be without "[i]The Three Musketeers?"[/i]
That guy could spin a yarn. If only modern frogs knew what "Honor" and "Bravery" were.

The Statue of Liberty, of course. What a gift.

But those are all over 100 years old. Two of them are more like 200 years old.

Then I thought of two "gifts" from 30-40 years ago.

Bridgette Bardot [sex]and Inspector Clouseau! [:D]

Thanks France.
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3/15/2003 3:49:47 AM EDT
[#23]
Ahhh I think he meant [B} Cheese [/B] NOT Chess!  LOL

Quoted:
Quoted:
Don't forget pretty good wine, chess, and champagne.

No better than California, though. [:D]
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Chess?  I don't think so.

[b]"The most hotly debated issue among chess historians is where and when chess originated. The traditional view is that chess originated in India in the late 6th or early 7th century. The last few decades have seen increasing opposition against the 'out of India' hypothesis in favour of an 'out of China' scenario. However, support for either hypothesis from archaeological and/or literary sources is flimsy to say the least. Can phylogenetic techniques throw some light on the most basic question in chess history?[/b]

[b]In any phylogenetic analysis, the polarity of the characters is a crucial aspect. Shared apomorphies suggest relatedness, shared plesiomorphies do not. This can be used to investigate the question of the origin of chess: using the 'wrong' ancestor (i.e. getting apo- and plesiomorphies the wrong way around) will give rise to a nonsense tree. I did an analysis on 40 different chess variants from around the world, using 109 'morphological' and 'physiological' characters. I forced several hypothetical ancestors (from India and China) upon the analysis and compared the resulting trees with historical evidence. These analyses suggest that it is more likely that chess originated in India than in China."[/b]

edited to add: I'll fourth and fifth the french maid outfit!
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3/15/2003 3:51:50 AM EDT
[#24]
OOPS forgot French Maid Outfits!!  [B] OOH LA LA LA!! [/B] LOL!
Quoted:
I decided to make a list of things France has" given" to the world. The first is very important.

The Marquis de Lafayette. Without him we would be speaking British.

Alexadre' Dumas, after all where would the world be without "[i]The Three Musketeers?"[/i]
That guy could spin a yarn. If only modern frogs knew what "Honor" and "Bravery" were.

The Statue of Liberty, of course. What a gift.

But those are all over 100 years old. Two of them are more like 200 years old.

Then I thought of two "gifts" from 30-40 years ago.

Bridgette Bardot [sex]and Inspector Clouseau! [:D]

Thanks France.
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3/15/2003 1:37:02 PM EDT
[#25]
They put a bomb on board the [i]Rainbow Warrior[/i] and killed a Greenpeace member once [}:D]
3/15/2003 1:43:31 PM EDT
[#26]
FAMAS bull pub rifle.

The champagne glass - story I was told that it was the shape of Marie Antoinette's breast.
3/15/2003 3:22:29 PM EDT
[#27]
The bread over there is fantastic.  The food in general is outstanding.

There are some very nice museums in Paris.  I like impressionistic art, and much of the best stuff is French.

They did defeat the Muslim invasion of Europe in 737 AD at Tours.  That was strangely decent of them.
3/15/2003 3:26:17 PM EDT
[#28]
They are always there when they need us.
3/15/2003 3:33:02 PM EDT
[#29]
they do make the best saxophones. I used to play a mkVI selmer alto and it was amazing, you could play better on it than any other sax due to it not getting in your way and the tone was perfect.
3/15/2003 3:33:49 PM EDT
[#30]
...Coneheads...........well...that`s what they said anyway........[flame]