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3/14/2003 1:32:05 PM EDT
What are the medical benefits of cleaning out the intestines?
3/14/2003 1:34:23 PM EDT
[#1]
Don't lie to us NSF...
We know that that you MallNinjas are into that weird kinky stuff!!
3/14/2003 1:35:59 PM EDT
[#2]
If you eat really spicy foods all the time,
you won't ever need them.
3/14/2003 1:39:31 PM EDT
[#3]
Quacks think that toxins build up in the colon and that it slowly seeps into your system causing all sorts of problems. Maybe if the colon was punctured, that'd be true.
3/14/2003 1:40:22 PM EDT
[#4]
You'll pass the #2 drug screening.
3/14/2003 3:14:37 PM EDT
[#5]
Eat $10 worth of food from Taco Bells budget menu. Nothing could possibly hang on to your insides for the wild ride that will result.

Even better of you can get White Castle instead of Taco Bell.
3/14/2003 3:17:07 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Eat $10 worth of food from Taco Bells budget menu. Nothing could possibly hang on to your insides for the wild ride that will result.

Even better of you can get White Castle instead of Taco Bell.
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Lets not forget Burger King onion rings.
3/14/2003 3:20:56 PM EDT
[#7]
Half a jar of Jalapanoes chased with 6 Beers of your choice will do it!!! [flame]
3/14/2003 3:22:24 PM EDT
[#8]
What are the medical benefits of cleaning out the intestines?
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That totally depends.  How full of shit are you?
3/14/2003 3:25:08 PM EDT
[#9]
FYI: If you use beer or wine as an enima you will feel the alcahol alot sooner. I heard that on talk radio.
3/14/2003 3:27:32 PM EDT
[#10]
My understanding is that it's generally useless.  You have natural, symbiotic microbes living in there, and they usually do a pretty good job.  As long as things keep moving, you're OK.

Now, if things get stopped up, you may be in for problems.  If you're not moving regularly enough, then it might be worth checking out.  I'd try drinking more water first, though, to combat any dehydration.  Then, I'd look at a change in diet.  Then, if that didn't work, or there was real pain, then I might go see about getting the in-rinse.

I'm not a doctor, and I've never squirted any liquid up my or anybody's butt.  This is just hearsay.

3/14/2003 3:28:11 PM EDT
[#11]
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FYI: If you use beer or wine as an enima you will feel the alcahol alot sooner. I heard that on talk radio.
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met a guy once who rehabed his big kick was a Vodka enema now I know he was'nt full of shit!
3/14/2003 4:06:40 PM EDT
[#12]
I'm not sure about the medical benefits but, it sure makes a clear path for the gerbil to run in.
AB
3/14/2003 4:19:48 PM EDT
[#13]
Iv'e proudly dispensed hundreds of enemas in my day, and they do a great job of making people $hit, that can't $hit. The most fluid I've pumped up an ass was about a liter and a half of water, soap and oil mix. The trick is to get the patient to the toilet in time before the explosion. I remember a couple times the enemas weren't doing the trick and we had to manually disimpact(pull out the $hit by hand). One time in my memory this as well didn't work. We inserted this aluminum tube with a viewing window(it was the diameter of a big mag lite) up the guys ass, and this pushed through the blockage. It was the consistency of clay if I remember correctly, and shot out at a velocity I would have never imagined possible had I not been seeing it in person. Lovely memories all.  
3/14/2003 4:24:27 PM EDT
[#14]
Iv'e proudly dispensed hundreds of enemas in my day, and they do a great job of making people $hit, that can't $hit. The most fluid I've pumped up an ass was about a liter and a half of water, soap and oil mix. The trick is to get the patient to the toilet in time before the explosion. I remember a couple times the enemas weren't doing the trick and we had to manually disimpact(pull out the $hit by hand). One time in my memory this as well didn't work. We inserted this aluminum tube with a viewing window(it was the diameter of a big mag lite) up the guys ass, and this pushed through the blockage. It was the consistency of clay if I remember correctly, and shot out at a velocity I would have never imagined possible had I not been seeing it in person. Lovely memories all.
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That is the kind of post that will be remembered for quite some time. Thanks!
3/14/2003 4:39:34 PM EDT
[#15]
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Iv'e proudly dispensed hundreds of enemas in my day, and they do a great job of making people $hit, that can't $hit. The most fluid I've pumped up an ass was about a liter and a half of water, soap and oil mix. The trick is to get the patient to the toilet in time before the explosion. I remember a couple times the enemas weren't doing the trick and we had to manually disimpact(pull out the $hit by hand). One time in my memory this as well didn't work. We inserted this aluminum tube with a viewing window(it was the diameter of a big mag lite) up the guys ass, and this pushed through the blockage. It was the consistency of clay if I remember correctly, and shot out at a velocity I would have never imagined possible had I not been seeing it in person. Lovely memories all.  
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i hope you are paid lotsa money for that !!
3/14/2003 4:46:40 PM EDT
[#16]
What a coincidence... I just finished giving myself one about 10 minutes ago.

I hadn't crapped since Wednesday, and for me, that's a major ordeal. I normally a 2-dump-a-day kind of chap. When you are so constipated that you cannot even fart, it's generally a bad thing. It's even worse when you own an Italian design digestive tract.

I estimate tonight's volume to be close to 2 liters and weighing about 3-4 pounds. The volume is to account for the double barrel shot from the rectal syringe. It's a bitch holding the first shot in while you scramble to refill.

[:D]
3/14/2003 4:50:09 PM EDT
[#17]
Thanks to the graphic explanations.....

I prefer a quantity of coffee and Guiness as an enema.  Taken orally, of course.

-934
3/14/2003 4:51:06 PM EDT
[#18]
BenDover: was there any prep work on that syringe before insertion?(lubricants 'n'such)
3/14/2003 4:51:58 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Iv'e proudly dispensed hundreds of enemas in my day, and they do a great job of making people $hit, that can't $hit. The most fluid I've pumped up an ass was about a liter and a half of water, soap and oil mix. The trick is to get the patient to the toilet in time before the explosion. I remember a couple times the enemas weren't doing the trick and we had to manually disimpact(pull out the $hit by hand). One time in my memory this as well didn't work. We inserted this aluminum tube with a viewing window(it was the diameter of a big mag lite) up the guys ass, and this pushed through the blockage. It was the consistency of clay if I remember correctly, and shot out at a velocity I would have never imagined possible had I not been seeing it in person. Lovely memories all.  
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[size=6][red]T M I !!!!![/red][/size=6]
3/14/2003 4:53:51 PM EDT
[#20]
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BenDover: was there any prep work on that syringe before insertion?(lubricants 'n'such)
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Naah. True grit.
3/14/2003 5:07:04 PM EDT
[#21]
Ask ENEMAN!

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3/14/2003 6:20:56 PM EDT
[#22]
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Ask ENEMAN!
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I lived in Rapid City for 5 months, & went to Mnt. Rushmore over, & over, & I'm fairly certian the guy on one of the ends wasnt really there!
Also if you really want a clensing, try fasting. I once went 24 days on water, & when I did go it came out looking like mink poop. It really defrages your system.
3/14/2003 6:32:07 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
What a coincidence... I just finished giving myself one about 10 minutes ago.

I hadn't crapped since Wednesday, and for me, that's a major ordeal. I normally a 2-dump-a-day kind of chap. When you are so constipated that you cannot even fart, it's generally a bad thing. It's even worse when you own an Italian design digestive tract.

I estimate tonight's volume to be close to 2 liters and weighing about 3-4 pounds. The volume is to account for the double barrel shot from the rectal syringe. It's a bitch holding the first shot in while you scramble to refill.

[:D]
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Ugh.

You know, I was just about to try and get in touch with you to see if you would still be ineterested in going shooting or getting a beer now that I am in Cincinnati...but after that story, I am having second thoughts [:)]  
3/14/2003 6:51:05 PM EDT
[#24]
Hey, I'm just trying to be open and honest here with my friends on AR15.com

Wanna see a picture? [:D]
3/14/2003 7:42:45 PM EDT
[#25]
I used to work with a guy who liked having it done once a month. He went to this woman, who from what I understand was pretty hot. We all came to the conclusion that what he really liked was this hot chick stuffing objects up his ass.
3/14/2003 7:53:05 PM EDT
[#26]
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What are the medical benefits of cleaning out the intestines?
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That totally depends.  How full of shit are you?
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[:D]
3/14/2003 7:59:33 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
What a coincidence... I just finished giving myself one about 10 minutes ago.

I hadn't crapped since Wednesday, and for me, that's a major ordeal. I normally a 2-dump-a-day kind of chap. When you are so constipated that you cannot even fart, it's generally a bad thing. It's even worse when you own an Italian design digestive tract.

I estimate tonight's volume to be close to 2 liters and weighing about 3-4 pounds. The volume is to account for the double barrel shot from the rectal syringe. It's a bitch holding the first shot in while you scramble to refill.

[:D]
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[rolleyes] SOOOOo this explains alot as to why you were so ANAL regarding a comment I made in a post earlier...[:D] Why didn't you just say I'm needing an enema cause I got my nose spike crammed somewhere else....[;)]
3/14/2003 10:29:45 PM EDT
[#28]
From personal experience I can say that if you eat 3.5lbs of Bing Cherries in an hour your intestines will be cleaned out.
3/14/2003 10:53:33 PM EDT
[#29]
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We all came to the conclusion that what he really liked was this hot chick stuffing objects up his ass.
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Duh! Who wouldn't.

Did I just say that? Never mind.
3/15/2003 4:08:20 AM EDT
[#30]
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[rolleyes] SOOOOo this explains alot as to why you were so ANAL regarding a comment I made in a post earlier...[:D] Why didn't you just say I'm needing an enema cause I got my nose spike crammed somewhere else....[;)]
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I am feeling much better now, thank you.

It's a high stepper of a morning.
3/15/2003 9:12:33 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
[rolleyes] SOOOOo this explains alot as to why you were so ANAL regarding a comment I made in a post earlier...[:D] Why didn't you just say I'm needing an enema cause I got my nose spike crammed somewhere else....[;)]
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I am feeling much better now, thank you.

It's a high stepper of a morning.[/quote       =======>[bounce]<====== Ben! [:D]
3/15/2003 5:16:37 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
What a coincidence... I just finished giving myself one about 10 minutes ago.

I hadn't crapped since Wednesday, and for me, that's a major ordeal. I normally a 2-dump-a-day kind of chap. When you are so constipated that you cannot even fart, it's generally a bad thing. It's even worse when you own an Italian design digestive tract.

I estimate tonight's volume to be close to 2 liters and weighing about 3-4 pounds. The volume is to account for the double barrel shot from the rectal syringe. It's a bitch holding the first shot in while you scramble to refill.

[:D]
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Nothin my chili wouldn't cure.
Next time send me an email and I'll send you some.
3/15/2003 6:42:28 PM EDT
[#33]
hey legs, ehy don't you work your magic on one of NSF's pics and add an enema bottle??
3/15/2003 6:52:53 PM EDT
[#34]
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Lets not forget Burger King onion rings.
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AMEN Brother!  [%|]
3/15/2003 6:53:07 PM EDT
[#35]
Holy shit guys (no pun intended), this is just too painful.  I'm breaking out in cold sweats, just thinking of it.

After having suffered through an intestinal blockage caused by a Barium Enema that failed to clear out before turning to concrete in my colon, I can tell you that the thought of an enema gives me the shivers now.

Damn it to hell, why is it that doctors are determined to shove stuff in any body opening you've got?  I tried to explain it to Mr. White Coat that the good Lord intended the rectum to be a one-way check valve...shit goes out, nothing goes in.  But I was overruled.

Meanwhile, I'll stick to a high fiber diet, thank you very much.  The rest of you can just go stuff it up your bum, if that's what it takes to make you happy.
3/16/2003 2:21:37 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Iv'e proudly dispensed hundreds of enemas in my day, and they do a great job of making people $hit, that can't $hit. The most fluid I've pumped up an ass was about a liter and a half of water, soap and oil mix. The trick is to get the patient to the toilet in time before the explosion. I remember a couple times the enemas weren't doing the trick and we had to manually disimpact(pull out the $hit by hand). One time in my memory this as well didn't work. We inserted this aluminum tube with a viewing window(it was the diameter of a big mag lite) up the guys ass, and this pushed through the blockage. It was the consistency of clay if I remember correctly, and shot out at a velocity I would have never imagined possible had I not been seeing it in person. Lovely memories all.  
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Man all I gotta say is you sure know your shit!

ob [LOL]
3/16/2003 5:20:09 AM EDT
[#37]
Is ther a difference between an enema and a "High Colonic"?  It was suggested I have the latter done once due to all the red meat I eat.  I disregarded at the time.  
3/16/2003 5:57:12 AM EDT
[#38]
Uh, I bet a lot of you guys hang out at that [url]www.doodie.com[/url] site, don't ya? Some of it is kinda funny, but it gets old pretty quick.
3/16/2003 6:01:22 AM EDT
[#39]
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3/16/2003 6:03:39 AM EDT
[#40]
A high colonic is a "special" enema involving a 5 gallon bucket, a gravity feed tube, and a specially designed board with a hole in the middle. It is a continuous flow enema that removes the impacted feces built up in your intestinal tract (as much as 5-7 lbs worth).

A traditional rectal enema is just a container of water with a insert tube.

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