Posted: 3/14/2003 1:32:05 PM EDT
| What are the medical benefits of cleaning out the intestines? |
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My understanding is that it's generally useless. You have natural, symbiotic microbes living in there, and they usually do a pretty good job. As long as things keep moving, you're OK. Now, if things get stopped up, you may be in for problems. If you're not moving regularly enough, then it might be worth checking out. I'd try drinking more water first, though, to combat any dehydration. Then, I'd look at a change in diet. Then, if that didn't work, or there was real pain, then I might go see about getting the in-rinse. I'm not a doctor, and I've never squirted any liquid up my or anybody's butt. This is just hearsay. |
| Iv'e proudly dispensed hundreds of enemas in my day, and they do a great job of making people $hit, that can't $hit. The most fluid I've pumped up an ass was about a liter and a half of water, soap and oil mix. The trick is to get the patient to the toilet in time before the explosion. I remember a couple times the enemas weren't doing the trick and we had to manually disimpact(pull out the $hit by hand). One time in my memory this as well didn't work. We inserted this aluminum tube with a viewing window(it was the diameter of a big mag lite) up the guys ass, and this pushed through the blockage. It was the consistency of clay if I remember correctly, and shot out at a velocity I would have never imagined possible had I not been seeing it in person. Lovely memories all. |
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Iv'e proudly dispensed hundreds of enemas in my day, and they do a great job of making people $hit, that can't $hit. The most fluid I've pumped up an ass was about a liter and a half of water, soap and oil mix. The trick is to get the patient to the toilet in time before the explosion. I remember a couple times the enemas weren't doing the trick and we had to manually disimpact(pull out the $hit by hand). One time in my memory this as well didn't work. We inserted this aluminum tube with a viewing window(it was the diameter of a big mag lite) up the guys ass, and this pushed through the blockage. It was the consistency of clay if I remember correctly, and shot out at a velocity I would have never imagined possible had I not been seeing it in person. Lovely memories all. That is the kind of post that will be remembered for quite some time. Thanks! |
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Quoted: Iv'e proudly dispensed hundreds of enemas in my day, and they do a great job of making people $hit, that can't $hit. The most fluid I've pumped up an ass was about a liter and a half of water, soap and oil mix. The trick is to get the patient to the toilet in time before the explosion. I remember a couple times the enemas weren't doing the trick and we had to manually disimpact(pull out the $hit by hand). One time in my memory this as well didn't work. We inserted this aluminum tube with a viewing window(it was the diameter of a big mag lite) up the guys ass, and this pushed through the blockage. It was the consistency of clay if I remember correctly, and shot out at a velocity I would have never imagined possible had I not been seeing it in person. Lovely memories all. i hope you are paid lotsa money for that !! |
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What a coincidence... I just finished giving myself one about 10 minutes ago. I hadn't crapped since Wednesday, and for me, that's a major ordeal. I normally a 2-dump-a-day kind of chap. When you are so constipated that you cannot even fart, it's generally a bad thing. It's even worse when you own an Italian design digestive tract. I estimate tonight's volume to be close to 2 liters and weighing about 3-4 pounds. The volume is to account for the double barrel shot from the rectal syringe. It's a bitch holding the first shot in while you scramble to refill. [:D] |
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Quoted: Iv'e proudly dispensed hundreds of enemas in my day, and they do a great job of making people $hit, that can't $hit. The most fluid I've pumped up an ass was about a liter and a half of water, soap and oil mix. The trick is to get the patient to the toilet in time before the explosion. I remember a couple times the enemas weren't doing the trick and we had to manually disimpact(pull out the $hit by hand). One time in my memory this as well didn't work. We inserted this aluminum tube with a viewing window(it was the diameter of a big mag lite) up the guys ass, and this pushed through the blockage. It was the consistency of clay if I remember correctly, and shot out at a velocity I would have never imagined possible had I not been seeing it in person. Lovely memories all. [size=6][red]T M I !!!!![/red][/size=6] |
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Ask ENEMAN! [img]http://stores.safeshopper.com/10/00/13/70/62/images/x1d8j5e.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.uterinefury.com/ENEMAN1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.uterinefury.com/ENEMAN3.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.uterinefury.com/ENEMAN2.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.uterinefury.com/ENEMAN4.jpg[/img] |
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Quoted: Ask ENEMAN! [url]http://www.uterinefury.com/ENEMAN2.jpg[/url] I lived in Rapid City for 5 months, & went to Mnt. Rushmore over, & over, & I'm fairly certian the guy on one of the ends wasnt really there! Also if you really want a clensing, try fasting. I once went 24 days on water, & when I did go it came out looking like mink poop. It really defrages your system. |
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Quoted: What a coincidence... I just finished giving myself one about 10 minutes ago. I hadn't crapped since Wednesday, and for me, that's a major ordeal. I normally a 2-dump-a-day kind of chap. When you are so constipated that you cannot even fart, it's generally a bad thing. It's even worse when you own an Italian design digestive tract. I estimate tonight's volume to be close to 2 liters and weighing about 3-4 pounds. The volume is to account for the double barrel shot from the rectal syringe. It's a bitch holding the first shot in while you scramble to refill. [:D] Ugh. You know, I was just about to try and get in touch with you to see if you would still be ineterested in going shooting or getting a beer now that I am in Cincinnati...but after that story, I am having second thoughts [:)] |
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Quoted: What a coincidence... I just finished giving myself one about 10 minutes ago. I hadn't crapped since Wednesday, and for me, that's a major ordeal. I normally a 2-dump-a-day kind of chap. When you are so constipated that you cannot even fart, it's generally a bad thing. It's even worse when you own an Italian design digestive tract. I estimate tonight's volume to be close to 2 liters and weighing about 3-4 pounds. The volume is to account for the double barrel shot from the rectal syringe. It's a bitch holding the first shot in while you scramble to refill. [:D] |
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Quoted: [rolleyes] SOOOOo this explains alot as to why you were so ANAL regarding a comment I made in a post earlier...[:D] Why didn't you just say I'm needing an enema cause I got my nose spike crammed somewhere else....[;)] I am feeling much better now, thank you. It's a high stepper of a morning. |
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Quoted: Quoted: [rolleyes] SOOOOo this explains alot as to why you were so ANAL regarding a comment I made in a post earlier...[:D] Why didn't you just say I'm needing an enema cause I got my nose spike crammed somewhere else....[;)] I am feeling much better now, thank you. It's a high stepper of a morning.[/quote =======>[bounce]<====== Ben! [:D] |
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Quoted: What a coincidence... I just finished giving myself one about 10 minutes ago. I hadn't crapped since Wednesday, and for me, that's a major ordeal. I normally a 2-dump-a-day kind of chap. When you are so constipated that you cannot even fart, it's generally a bad thing. It's even worse when you own an Italian design digestive tract. I estimate tonight's volume to be close to 2 liters and weighing about 3-4 pounds. The volume is to account for the double barrel shot from the rectal syringe. It's a bitch holding the first shot in while you scramble to refill. [:D] Nothin my chili wouldn't cure. Next time send me an email and I'll send you some. |
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Holy shit guys (no pun intended), this is just too painful. I'm breaking out in cold sweats, just thinking of it. After having suffered through an intestinal blockage caused by a Barium Enema that failed to clear out before turning to concrete in my colon, I can tell you that the thought of an enema gives me the shivers now. Damn it to hell, why is it that doctors are determined to shove stuff in any body opening you've got? I tried to explain it to Mr. White Coat that the good Lord intended the rectum to be a one-way check valve...shit goes out, nothing goes in. But I was overruled. Meanwhile, I'll stick to a high fiber diet, thank you very much. The rest of you can just go stuff it up your bum, if that's what it takes to make you happy. |
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Quoted: Iv'e proudly dispensed hundreds of enemas in my day, and they do a great job of making people $hit, that can't $hit. The most fluid I've pumped up an ass was about a liter and a half of water, soap and oil mix. The trick is to get the patient to the toilet in time before the explosion. I remember a couple times the enemas weren't doing the trick and we had to manually disimpact(pull out the $hit by hand). One time in my memory this as well didn't work. We inserted this aluminum tube with a viewing window(it was the diameter of a big mag lite) up the guys ass, and this pushed through the blockage. It was the consistency of clay if I remember correctly, and shot out at a velocity I would have never imagined possible had I not been seeing it in person. Lovely memories all. Man all I gotta say is you sure know your shit! ob [LOL] |
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A high colonic is a "special" enema involving a 5 gallon bucket, a gravity feed tube, and a specially designed board with a hole in the middle. It is a continuous flow enema that removes the impacted feces built up in your intestinal tract (as much as 5-7 lbs worth). A traditional rectal enema is just a container of water with a insert tube. I prefer [url]http://www.ratemypoo.com[/url] over doodie.com |