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5/27/2015 11:17:26 AM EDT







He's in my top 10 for sure. I seem to identify in some way to every song this guy has ever put out that I've heard, and I haven't heard one I didn't like.

I even like his "gargled glass" voice. There's just nobody like him, and after all these years, he's still fucking awesome.

5/27/2015 11:22:11 AM EDT
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Small change got rained on with his own 38.
5/27/2015 11:23:33 AM EDT
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Tom is the Man,timeless
5/27/2015 11:25:59 AM EDT
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And nobody flinched down by the arcade...
5/27/2015 11:26:35 AM EDT
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I literally get a pain in my chest every time I listen to "Whistle Down The Wind."



The dog is tied


To a wagon of rain


And the road is as wet as the sea

And sometimes the music from a dance


Will carry across the plains


And the places that I'm dreaming of


Do they dream only of me?
5/27/2015 11:31:16 AM EDT
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I always liked "The Piano Has Been Drinking".
5/27/2015 11:32:00 AM EDT
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I am a big Tom Waits fan....but that song in the OP is fucking terrible lol
5/27/2015 11:34:37 AM EDT
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And a cover...







 
5/27/2015 11:35:20 AM EDT
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I will never get it. The guy has the worst, most unlistenable voice in the history of everything.
5/27/2015 11:38:19 AM EDT
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If that first song is any indication, I agree.
5/27/2015 11:39:16 AM EDT
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If that first song is any indication, I agree.


You guys have proven without a shadow of a doubt that opinions can, in fact, be wrong.

Thank you for your contributions to science.
5/27/2015 11:41:25 AM EDT
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I will never get it. The guy has the worst, most unlistenable voice in the history of everything.

If that first song is any indication, I agree.







 
That's Tom Waits.  He is the music industry trolling everyone.  They find someone with absolutely no singing talent at all and give him a recording contract.  






People think, "OMG this is HORRIBLE!  How can he possibly have a recording contract?  It... It... must... be... profound!  YEAH!  THAT'S IT!  HE'S PROFOUND!  OMG I FEEL SO SUPERIOR NOW THAT I 'GET' TOM WAITS!"  





 





ETA:  Then, since they've convinced themselves that he's OMGSOGOOD!  They talk down to everyone who thinks, rightfully so, that Tom Waits can't sing for shit.


 
5/27/2015 11:42:33 AM EDT
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Yeah man, that was absolutely terrible.  I think just listening to it gave me emphysema.
5/27/2015 11:43:51 AM EDT
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Sweet Little Bullet From A Pretty Blue Gun
5/27/2015 11:48:39 AM EDT
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  That's Tom Waits.  He is the music industry trolling everyone.  They find someone with absolutely no singing talent at all and give him a recording contract.  


People think, "OMG this is HORRIBLE!  How can he possibly have a recording contract?  It... It... must... be... profound!  YEAH!  THAT'S IT!  HE'S PROFOUND!  OMG I FEEL SO SUPERIOR NOW THAT I 'GET' TOM WAITS!"  
 

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I will never get it. The guy has the worst, most unlistenable voice in the history of everything.



If that first song is any indication, I agree.

  That's Tom Waits.  He is the music industry trolling everyone.  They find someone with absolutely no singing talent at all and give him a recording contract.  


People think, "OMG this is HORRIBLE!  How can he possibly have a recording contract?  It... It... must... be... profound!  YEAH!  THAT'S IT!  HE'S PROFOUND!  OMG I FEEL SO SUPERIOR NOW THAT I 'GET' TOM WAITS!"  
 

ETA:  Then, since they've convinced themselves that he's OMGSOGOOD!  They talk down to everyone who thinks, rightfully so, that Tom Waits can't sing for shit.
 



Let me guess... you also think Bob Dylan is a talentless hack because he doesn't have a voice like an angel?
5/27/2015 11:49:44 AM EDT
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I tried to a karaoke version of this once.  I was hoarse for 3 days after.  


5/27/2015 11:50:29 AM EDT
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5/27/2015 11:50:48 AM EDT
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Back when he was still honing his schtick:





5/27/2015 11:52:59 AM EDT
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I will never get it. The guy has the worst, most unlistenable voice in the history of everything.






If that first song is any indication, I agree.


  That's Tom Waits.  He is the music industry trolling everyone.  They find someone with absolutely no singing talent at all and give him a recording contract.  





People think, "OMG this is HORRIBLE!  How can he possibly have a recording contract?  It... It... must... be... profound!  YEAH!  THAT'S IT!  HE'S PROFOUND!  OMG I FEEL SO SUPERIOR NOW THAT I 'GET' TOM WAITS!"  

 



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Let me guess... you also think Bob Dylan is a talentless hack because he doesn't have a voice like an angel?




 
I like Bob Dylan's early music, when he was more a "folk singer".  Once he stopped using his mouth and started singing exclusively through his nasal passages, his nasally nasalness destroyed any musicality his music once had.







Also, Tom Waits sucks and can't sing for shit.
5/27/2015 11:53:53 AM EDT
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"Picture in a frame" is my favorite.
5/27/2015 11:54:46 AM EDT
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There it is, I was wondering how long that would take to get posted.
5/27/2015 12:06:36 PM EDT
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You know how couples have a song that's "their song"?



For my wife and I it's this one:













A close second is 'Knock Me Down' by Naked Raygun.
5/27/2015 12:08:56 PM EDT
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For my wife and I it's this one:


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10/10.
5/27/2015 12:09:11 PM EDT
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Some slack jawed faggots in this thread.
5/27/2015 12:12:15 PM EDT
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He's a darn good actor, too.

















5/27/2015 12:15:33 PM EDT
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I will never get it. The guy has the worst, most unlistenable voice in the history of everything.



If that first song is any indication, I agree.

  That's Tom Waits.  He is the music industry trolling everyone.  They find someone with absolutely no singing talent at all and give him a recording contract.  


People think, "OMG this is HORRIBLE!  How can he possibly have a recording contract?  It... It... must... be... profound!  YEAH!  THAT'S IT!  HE'S PROFOUND!  OMG I FEEL SO SUPERIOR NOW THAT I 'GET' TOM WAITS!"  
 

ETA:  Then, since they've convinced themselves that he's OMGSOGOOD!  They talk down to everyone who thinks, rightfully so, that Tom Waits can't sing for shit.
 



Let me guess... you also think Bob Dylan is a talentless hack because he doesn't have a voice like an angel?


I am a huge Dylan fan.  Have been as long as I can remember.  My wedding dance was to Boots of Spanish Leather.  Listening to Tom Waits made me physically uncomfortable.  
5/27/2015 12:18:43 PM EDT
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Hey man, you started it.










5/27/2015 12:20:13 PM EDT
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5/27/2015 12:23:09 PM EDT
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His writing is awesome.  Acting pretty good.
His voice sounds like a bag of baritone cats thrown down a flight of stairs.  YMMV.
5/27/2015 12:32:51 PM EDT
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I will never get it. The guy has the worst, most unlistenable voice in the history of everything.



If that first song is any indication, I agree.

  That's Tom Waits.  He is the music industry trolling everyone.  They find someone with absolutely no singing talent at all and give him a recording contract.  


People think, "OMG this is HORRIBLE!  How can he possibly have a recording contract?  It... It... must... be... profound!  YEAH!  THAT'S IT!  HE'S PROFOUND!  OMG I FEEL SO SUPERIOR NOW THAT I 'GET' TOM WAITS!"  
 

ETA:  Then, since they've convinced themselves that he's OMGSOGOOD!  They talk down to everyone who thinks, rightfully so, that Tom Waits can't sing for shit.
 



Let me guess... you also think Bob Dylan is a talentless hack because he doesn't have a voice like an angel?


I am a huge Dylan fan.  Have been as long as I can remember.  My wedding dance was to Boots of Spanish Leather.  Listening to Tom Waits made me physically uncomfortable.  


Me too. I've been to 20+ Dylan shows over the years. Tom Waits doesn't even come close (I do like him though) , but all I was getting at is that It's not just about the voice. Some of these folks have been watching too much American Idol.
5/27/2015 12:38:49 PM EDT
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He's big in Japan
5/27/2015 12:48:38 PM EDT
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Tom is an acquired taste, like good Scotch.
5/27/2015 12:49:28 PM EDT
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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus - Tom Waits played Mr. Nick (the devil)
5/27/2015 12:52:41 PM EDT
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I will never get it. The guy has the worst, most unlistenable voice in the history of everything.



If that first song is any indication, I agree.

  That's Tom Waits.  He is the music industry trolling everyone.  They find someone with absolutely no singing talent at all and give him a recording contract.  


People think, "OMG this is HORRIBLE!  How can he possibly have a recording contract?  It... It... must... be... profound!  YEAH!  THAT'S IT!  HE'S PROFOUND!  OMG I FEEL SO SUPERIOR NOW THAT I 'GET' TOM WAITS!"  
 

ETA:  Then, since they've convinced themselves that he's OMGSOGOOD!  They talk down to everyone who thinks, rightfully so, that Tom Waits can't sing for shit.
 



Let me guess... you also think Bob Dylan is a talentless hack because he doesn't have a voice like an angel?


As a matter of fact..... YES.
5/27/2015 12:57:57 PM EDT
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I plugged sixteen shells from a thirty-aught six....
5/27/2015 1:48:38 PM EDT
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You know how couples have a song that's "their song"?

For my wife and I it's this one:


http://youtu.be/EtLVXBqfqBY





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I actually like this one.
5/27/2015 1:53:47 PM EDT
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If all his songs sounded like Goin' Out West, I'd fucking love Tom Waits.

But they don't.
5/27/2015 2:16:22 PM EDT
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You know how couples have a song that's "their song"?



For my wife and I it's this one:





http://youtu.be/EtLVXBqfqBY
A close second is 'Knock Me Down' by Naked Raygun.





I actually like this one.




 
A lot of his early 70s stuff is like that.






5/27/2015 2:42:20 PM EDT
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Red Right Hand.




Way Down in the Hole.


 
5/27/2015 2:53:27 PM EDT
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My fav song by TW



Reminds me of my divorce




5/27/2015 3:45:26 PM EDT
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That's by Nick Cave, who is also awesome.
5/27/2015 4:26:28 PM EDT
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Nick Cave is great.
5/27/2015 4:28:23 PM EDT
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  That's Tom Waits.  He is the music industry trolling everyone.  They find someone with absolutely no singing talent at all and give him a recording contract.  


People think, "OMG this is HORRIBLE!  How can he possibly have a recording contract?  It... It... must... be... profound!  YEAH!  THAT'S IT!  HE'S PROFOUND!  OMG I FEEL SO SUPERIOR NOW THAT I 'GET' TOM WAITS!"  
 

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I will never get it. The guy has the worst, most unlistenable voice in the history of everything.



If that first song is any indication, I agree.

  That's Tom Waits.  He is the music industry trolling everyone.  They find someone with absolutely no singing talent at all and give him a recording contract.  


People think, "OMG this is HORRIBLE!  How can he possibly have a recording contract?  It... It... must... be... profound!  YEAH!  THAT'S IT!  HE'S PROFOUND!  OMG I FEEL SO SUPERIOR NOW THAT I 'GET' TOM WAITS!"  
 

ETA:  Then, since they've convinced themselves that he's OMGSOGOOD!  They talk down to everyone who thinks, rightfully so, that Tom Waits can't sing for shit.
 


He also writes songs:








I think that for many of the songs he's the perfect medium, a voice formed by days walking to points unknown on dusty roads, evenings spent drowning his sorrows in whisky, and nights spent in restless sleep haunted by loves lost and friends gone too soon.




5/27/2015 11:03:45 PM EDT
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Hold on. Let me see if I can find you some Nickelback and Green Day To appease you..
5/28/2015 9:39:08 AM EDT
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I liked him when I heard "all the world is green" from some documentary.  Got a set of his albums, but haven't had a chance to dip in.  A little daunting, but thanks to this thread I found some great starting points.  I too identify with at least one lyric in each of his songs.  Really, he can cut to the bone lyrically.  I guess that's why I like him. So much energy and passion in the words.  Me and the GF are leonard cohen fans too. Great stuff!