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5/26/2015 9:10:16 PM EDT
I was just thinking that if I traveled back in time and killed my past self then I wouldn't be here to go back in time and kill my past self.
5/26/2015 9:11:34 PM EDT
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What if you went back in time and did your grandma?
5/26/2015 9:12:28 PM EDT
[#2]
This too will pass.
5/26/2015 9:12:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Most profound comment I have ever heard or read...








Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.  




Jean-Paul Sartre







5/26/2015 9:13:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Always touch cloth.
5/26/2015 9:14:28 PM EDT
[#5]
5/26/2015 9:15:26 PM EDT
[#6]
People don't think it be like it is but it do
5/26/2015 9:16:06 PM EDT
[#7]
Don't tell me, Show me.
5/26/2015 9:16:09 PM EDT
[#8]
if you and your significant other aren't eating each others buttholes, what's the point?
5/26/2015 9:16:17 PM EDT
[#9]
Never trust a fart.
5/26/2015 9:17:15 PM EDT
[#11]
America has seen her best days.
5/26/2015 9:17:44 PM EDT
[#12]
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Never trust a fart.
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When in doubt, force it out.
5/26/2015 9:18:14 PM EDT
[#13]
Titties.
5/26/2015 9:18:50 PM EDT
[#14]
The more I know about something, the more I know that I did not know as much as I thought I knew that I knew.
5/26/2015 9:18:55 PM EDT
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And never let a hard on go to waste.
5/26/2015 9:19:02 PM EDT
[#16]
Pitiful is the bastard who is not smart enough to get ahead and just smart enough to realize it.
5/26/2015 9:19:24 PM EDT
[#17]
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
5/26/2015 9:19:43 PM EDT
[#18]
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Most profound comment I have ever heard or read...

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.  

Jean-Paul Sartre


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Great quote.  That seems to be my biggest downfall in life.   I only ever seem to get motivated at 3:am and 3:pm.   It's a tragic, paralyzing affliction.  
5/26/2015 9:19:50 PM EDT
[#19]
It's possible that you really are the 1,000,000th visitor to a website and are eligible for a reward with no gimmicks.
5/26/2015 9:20:47 PM EDT
[#20]
Everybody wants to be different but gets offended when you call them something different.
5/26/2015 9:21:01 PM EDT
[#21]
Don't go to law school
5/26/2015 9:22:15 PM EDT
[#22]
There is no "now".
5/26/2015 9:22:52 PM EDT
[#23]
The time from your birth to your death is but a blink of an eye blink in the history of the earth.  

In the scope of the universe, nothing that has happened, happens now, or will happen on Earth matters one hoot.  None of it.  Ever.  It only matters to US.
5/26/2015 9:24:35 PM EDT
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These are statements that I have on my computer, where I can see them often during the day.

Be as you wish to seem.

Don't support laws you are not willing to kill to enforce.

Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence.

Explanations are such cheap poetry.

It feels good and then it doesn't.

It's just a moment in time, step aside and let it happen.

No one is coming to save you.

Progress not perfection.

Truth not tribe.

The past is a statement, the future is a question.

Time does not tell the truth about our souls.

Worrying will never change the outcome.

You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle .

Perception is reality.
5/26/2015 9:24:46 PM EDT
[#25]
Winning a fight with your wife, is like winning a vacation to Detroit...

Don't get too excited
5/26/2015 9:25:16 PM EDT
[#26]

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I was just thinking that if I traveled back in time and killed my past self then I wouldn't be here to go back in time and kill my past self.
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Ow. That hurt my brains. Owww...



 
5/26/2015 9:25:41 PM EDT
[#27]
Life ain't always peaches and cream.
5/26/2015 9:26:39 PM EDT
[#28]
Sometimes your the monkey.  Sometimes your the frog.
5/26/2015 9:26:49 PM EDT
[#29]

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Great quote.  That seems to be my biggest downfall in life.   I only ever seem to get motivated at 3:am and 3:pm.   It's a tragic, paralyzing affliction.  

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Most profound comment I have ever heard or read...



Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.  



Jean-Paul Sartre






Great quote.  That seems to be my biggest downfall in life.   I only ever seem to get motivated at 3:am and 3:pm.   It's a tragic, paralyzing affliction.  



I have the same problem, I guess that is why the quote always stuck with me.



 
5/26/2015 9:28:54 PM EDT
[#30]
Every man learns, and has to re-learn every few years, always maintain control of the buckle when putting on a belt.
5/26/2015 9:29:46 PM EDT
[#31]
When in worry, or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

If everyone around you is losing their mind and you are acting as if everything is fine you are obviously a lost soul.

There are three types of people in this world of ours.

1. People who know what they know. They are good to go.

2. People who know what they don't know. They are trainable and then good to go.

3. People who don't know what they don't know. These people are dangerous and usually end up in Washington, DC seated as legislators.

If something either has tits or tires it will end up costing you much more than you bargained for, but the ride may be fantastic!
5/26/2015 9:31:46 PM EDT
[#32]
If I was falling out of an airplane without a parachute, I'd pretend to be a mannequin; because, hey, free dummy!  Who could pass that up?



Problem solved.
5/26/2015 9:32:32 PM EDT
[#33]
Feed the homeless to the hungry.
5/26/2015 9:35:05 PM EDT
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I have the same problem, I guess that is why the quote always stuck with me.
 
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Most profound comment I have ever heard or read...

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.  

Jean-Paul Sartre






Great quote.  That seems to be my biggest downfall in life.   I only ever seem to get motivated at 3:am and 3:pm.   It's a tragic, paralyzing affliction.  

I have the same problem, I guess that is why the quote always stuck with me.
 


I wish the rest of the world could be more like us.  

I'll be 37,000 over Houston tonight at 3:00 am, so I guess I compensated, sorta.  .      Jumping time zones for a living.
5/26/2015 9:36:07 PM EDT
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No matter where you go, there you are.
5/26/2015 9:38:01 PM EDT
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"Life is hard and people are stupid." - explains most aspects of life you may witness.




5/26/2015 9:39:19 PM EDT
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Sometimes good advice doesn't come in a box marked "good advice".
5/26/2015 9:42:12 PM EDT
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I am a man of peace but if you bring war to my door, you will find me home.

Churchill
5/26/2015 9:43:34 PM EDT
[#39]
3 Tracks in the snow by Wun-Hung-Low
5/26/2015 9:44:24 PM EDT
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I am a man of peace but if you bring war to my door, you will find me home.



Churchill
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Female heckler:  Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband I would poison your tea!







Churchill:  Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it.
5/26/2015 9:45:13 PM EDT
[#41]
"Son, stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse. People are no damn good, but they will always need land and they'll pay through the nose to get it!

Lex Luthor
5/26/2015 9:46:19 PM EDT
[#42]
You cannot learn that which you already know.
5/26/2015 9:47:29 PM EDT
[#43]
A psychic midget running from the law would also be known as.....

A small medium at large.
5/26/2015 9:47:42 PM EDT
[#44]
The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.
5/26/2015 9:53:38 PM EDT
[#45]
Not only did the human brain name itself, it taught us everything we know about it.
5/26/2015 9:54:28 PM EDT
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5/26/2015 9:56:15 PM EDT
[#47]
Olives.  Are.  Fuckable.  If you have enough of them.
5/26/2015 9:56:54 PM EDT
[#48]
Dogs are stuck in the pushup position.
5/26/2015 9:58:07 PM EDT
[#49]
You know it's cold outside when you walk outside and it's cold.
5/26/2015 9:58:09 PM EDT
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In a similar line of thought: anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
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