[ARCHIVED THREAD] - vasectomie, Who has had one? (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 5/22/2015 6:28:40 PM EDT
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One of the best decisions of my life, just wish id done it right after my last kid 17 years ago It would have saved you from all the other kids you didn't have? Well it did hat, but this worryfree sex is the bombay. Mrs.linkedm4 cant seem to get enough ofmy cawk, she likes the worryfree part as much if not more |
When I got my vasectomy, I watched the whole procedure... They pull a little cutain thing in front of your crotch so you can't see what's going on, I moved it back out of the way... the Doctor told me I was the "tuffest MFer" that he "has ever performed that surgery on"... he said he had "never had a guy out of hundreds of procedures actually want to watch."
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Had mine done before a lot of you here were born. Youngest turned two, so SIDS wasn't a concern any longer. We wanted only two, so I had mine done on a Friday morning in late 1980 early 1981. I was my doc's third vasectomy. Unfortunately, I was working 2nd shift and figured, as a supervisor, I'd be able to take it easy. Fat chance. Shitty night in the factory and I ended up going home at lunchtime. With a blood clot in the ballsack. As big as one of my balls. Ow. Took three weeks for it to disappear. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. |
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I do every now and then. Doc says it's just a cyst from the knot. A dull pain in the sack sucks. Quoted:
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Anyone experience pain later after the initial healing? I do every now and then. Doc says it's just a cyst from the knot. A dull pain in the sack sucks. Is it worth the pain and would you do it again? |
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They generally perform a number of procedures on the same day.......so be the first guy. You don't wanna be waiting anxiously with other anxious dudes in the waiting room, thinking about it..... So go first. When you are done, you will feel fine, like nothing happened. And then when you walk into the waiting room, make sure you grimace. Shuffle slowly. Hold onto things as you walk out, as if you are in excruciating pain and barely able to walk. Trust me, all eyes will be upon you, and the room will fall silent. 
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Anyone experience pain later after the initial healing? I do every now and then. Doc says it's just a cyst from the knot. A dull pain in the sack sucks. Is it worth the pain and would you do it again? Probably not. Maybe the wife should of had her tubes tied instead. The relief from shooting blanks and no unwanted pregnancies is nice though. |
| I had it done a year or two ago, the procedure was quick and painless. Although the smell of burning flesh when the doc cauterized the tubes was a little discouraging. Was sore for a while and still had random pains for the next year, but overall a good decision. |
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Mine was free. Did it over Labor Day weekend three or four years ago. Watched Band of Brothers and The Pacific laying on the couch with an ice bag. It was good.
The doctor will give you post-op instructions. Follow them or your balls will swell up like purple softballs. Have somebody drive you to and from. |
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Pro-tip: They generally perform a number of procedures on the same day.......so be the first guy. You don't wanna be waiting anxiously with other anxious dudes in the waiting room, thinking about it..... So go first. When you are done, you will feel fine, like nothing happened. And then when you walk into the waiting room, make sure you grimace. Shuffle slowly. Hold onto things as you walk out, as if you are in excruciating pain and barely able to walk. Trust me, all eyes will be upon you, and the room will fall silent. This.... ... and literally Lol'd when the Doc have me the local and was poking around saying "feel this? feel this?" ... then he said, "now you know where the term numb nuts came from!"
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Are they really that cheap? I don't do health insurance...haven't seen a doctor for more than stitches in 25+ years. But if it's that cheap, I'd do it. I'm 4 kids deep already. I did it 13 years ago... procedure was $800... insurance picked up $675 of it... - Clint |
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Just got to the Doc's office. Keep telling myself, not a big deal and just relax. I remember walking out of the doc office... and my nuts were still numb... and I told my wife I felt like a cat with half his whiskers clipped off... my balance was all screwed up! - Clint |
Procedure was easy, recovery not so much. You will hear a very wide range of post op results from no problems to the worst experience ever, mine lies somewhere in the middle. We think I tried to go back to work so soon or something. Felt like I had been kicked in the balls by a mule for about a month afterwards. Had the swelling and black and blue balls to prove it
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Listen to what they tell you afterward. REST! ICE! Don't be a fucking hero and think because your on pain meds your fine after a day. YOU WILL BE SORRY!! Other than that it's a piece of cake. Just follow their recovery instructions. I'm not fucking kidding dude. 
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Pro-tip: They generally perform a number of procedures on the same day.......so be the first guy. You don't wanna be waiting anxiously with other anxious dudes in the waiting room, thinking about it..... So go first. When you are done, you will feel fine, like nothing happened. And then when you walk into the waiting room, make sure you grimace. Shuffle slowly. Hold onto things as you walk out, as if you are in excruciating pain and barely able to walk. Trust me, all eyes will be upon you, and the room will fall silent. 
That is so wrong but funny as hell. I know my time is coming. My dad had it years ago, I just remember the comment about numbing, 'oh it wasnt bad, just felt like a wasp sting on my nuts.' WTF  That and he said he was laying there counting the holes in the tile ceiling and he saw smoke. He said he ask the doc, "Everything ok down there?"
This is too funny, skip to the 8:00 mark but the whole espiode was funny. 
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Anyone experience pain later after the initial healing? For maybe a year after the procedure, the end of the vas would occasionally poke the nut that it used to be attached to. Nothing bad and it eventually stopped happening. My doc cut out a small piece of each vas and showed them to me when I asked. The one from my dominant side was larger than the one from the other side. They are larger than I imagined. He said they send them off to a lab just to confirm that he cut the correct part, and not to test for cancer or anything. Also, I remember feeling a brief pulling sensation clear up in my gut when he was working with them. Like others said, have some frozen peas, and it's like a bad day at the dentist but it's not your mouth.
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Is your wife with you to watch? My wife watched it all! My doc said he had a female med student coming to watch mine, but she didn't show up, thank God! Quoted:
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The waiting for them to call my name sucks. Kind of feels like waiting to get in a car wreck Is your wife with you to watch? My wife watched it all! My doc said he had a female med student coming to watch mine, but she didn't show up, thank God! Nope, I am flying solo. And for all you Pics or it didn't happen people, I will ask the Doc to snap a pic!! 
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It fucking HURTS!
The doc who did mine said mine was the second worst he had ever done, and the worst was unsuccessful. It took NINETY MINUTES. An hour and a half of torture that would make the most hardened Gestapo officer cringe. Then, a long weekend of frozen vegetables on my bag, and a nice bottle of pain pills. Not Fun. Other than the pain pills. Those were fun, especially washed down with vodka. 
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