Posted: 3/12/2003 9:26:08 AM EDT
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I think this is suposed to be man bashing, but it is about the truth. this is Why Men Are Just Happier People! >> >>What do you expect from such simple creatures!? >> Your last name stays put. >> The garage is all yours. >> Wedding plans take care of themselves. >>Chocolate is just another snack. >> You can be president. >> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. >> Car mechanics tell you the truth. >> The world is your urinal. >> You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just >>too >>icky. >> Same work, more pay. >> Wrinkles add character. >>Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. >> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. >> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. >> One mood, ALL the time. >> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. >> You know stuff about tanks. >> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. >> You can open all your own jars. >> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. >> If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. >>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. >> Everything on your face stays its original color. >> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. >> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. >> You almost never have strap problems in public >> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. >> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. >> You don't have to shave below your neck. >> Your belly usually hides your big hips. >> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. >> You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. >> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. >> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 >>minutes. |