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5/2/2015 4:38:06 AM EDT
i just read about this Jade Helm excersize, seeing something about walmarts closed and possible tunnels connecting the walmarts and jade helm sites.

What is this all about, and do I need to step up my prep game?
5/2/2015 4:45:34 AM EDT
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i just read about this Jade Helm excersize, seeing something about walmarts closed and possible tunnels connecting the walmarts and jade helm sites.

What is this all about, and do I need to step up my prep game?
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It's .mil training. All the fema camp, walmart crap is pure nutter bullshit.

I hope you're making a joke and I missed it.
5/2/2015 4:48:11 AM EDT
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.  
5/2/2015 5:07:26 AM EDT
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I'm gonna go interrogate my toaster to see what it knows about this.
5/2/2015 5:17:59 AM EDT
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Decepticons!
5/2/2015 5:21:15 AM EDT
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Why is everyone freaking out over this
5/2/2015 5:22:21 AM EDT
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Decepticons!


I was thinking about shooting the microwave in front of it.
The toaster and microwave are close but the microwave knows nothing.
5/2/2015 5:24:10 AM EDT
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It's the deep mistrust of the government that's grown to large. That and people are really fucking dumb.
5/2/2015 5:51:11 AM EDT
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Can we get a jade helm sticky?   So that we don't have to see a new thread every day?
5/2/2015 5:55:26 AM EDT
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Thank You
5/2/2015 5:59:40 AM EDT
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Prepare now, while you have time.  They are coming.
5/2/2015 6:01:42 AM EDT
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It's the deep mistrust of the government that's grown to large. That and people are really fucking dumb.
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It's the deep mistrust of the government that's grown to large. That and people are really fucking dumb.


Exactly.  Because we all know our own government has never acted in a planned, large-scale way against its own people.  Yep, just really fucking dumb.

5/2/2015 6:09:39 AM EDT
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Exactly.  Because we all know our own government has never acted in a planned, large-scale way against its own people.  Yep, just really fucking dumb.

http://jimbovard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/waco-2.jpg
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It's the deep mistrust of the government that's grown to large. That and people are really fucking dumb.


Exactly.  Because we all know our own government has never acted in a planned, large-scale way against its own people.  Yep, just really fucking dumb.

http://jimbovard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/waco-2.jpg

Totally the same thing as prepping for fema rail Walmart tunnels.
5/2/2015 6:10:14 AM EDT
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How many of these threads will there be?
5/2/2015 6:13:21 AM EDT
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Max out all your credit cards and empty your bank account. It's on and they will seize your assets anyway.
5/2/2015 6:13:45 AM EDT
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5/2/2015 6:23:27 AM EDT
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i just read about this Jade Helm excersize, seeing something about walmarts closed and possible tunnels connecting the walmarts and jade helm sites.

What is this all about, and do I need to step up my prep game?
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Bbwwwhahahahaha....please...lol....stop...I can't take anymore..... Lol. Oh god that's the funniest thing I've ever read.... lol....


OP, check your tin foil. I think it's too tight.

It's not even 7am and ARFcom has made my day.
5/2/2015 6:50:40 AM EDT
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All of the latest and truthful news can be found on Infowars.  You are welcome.



5/2/2015 6:52:04 AM EDT
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There were this many Jade Helm threads a week ago.


5/2/2015 6:52:07 AM EDT
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Bbwwwhahahahaha....please...lol....stop...I can't take anymore..... Lol. Oh god that's the funniest thing I've ever read.... lol....


OP, check your tin foil. I think it's too tight.

It's not even 7am and ARFcom has made my day.
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i just read about this Jade Helm excersize, seeing something about walmarts closed and possible tunnels connecting the walmarts and jade helm sites.

What is this all about, and do I need to step up my prep game?



Bbwwwhahahahaha....please...lol....stop...I can't take anymore..... Lol. Oh god that's the funniest thing I've ever read.... lol....


OP, check your tin foil. I think it's too tight.

It's not even 7am and ARFcom has made my day.


this right here
5/2/2015 6:52:13 AM EDT
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Damn it 15'er. Stop giving away all the secrets or we will make you an offering to the spririt of TRG. May he rest his fingers in peace.
5/2/2015 6:54:27 AM EDT
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Now there are this many.

5/2/2015 7:01:41 AM EDT
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Where do they come up with these names...
5/2/2015 7:14:12 AM EDT
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OP, are you aware that we have a "search" tool on this site?  There are this many threads on this shit, without even having to check the archives.  

Anyway, the TS ramp-up brief I received, which outlined the community interaction we will have, stated that we will be shutting down large shopping and service areas where civilians go for supplies of any kind.  It's practice and prep for cutting off resources to quell uprising and enforce martial law during future incidents.  It's also to desensitize the populace to military activity in their area, while refining the workings of ration cards and observing local's reactions to being presented with limits.

I highly advise that you perfect the process of boarding up your windows.  I would also load up on fuel and take out a loan for as large as you can get approved for, then buy as much food and ammo as you can afford.  Do this NOW.  Because you'll be rationed over the course of this exercise if you are in the AOR.  Do everything you would do if you were trying to survive during the fallout of Hurricane Katrina.  But again, do it NOW before Jade Helm is in full swing.




ETA:  Damn!  Guess I wasn't the only one who is so sick of these threads that they took the time to post a screenshot of the search yield on those two annoying fucking words.
5/2/2015 7:34:49 AM EDT
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I was thinking about shooting the microwave in front of it.
The toaster and microwave are close but the microwave knows nothing.
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Decepticons!


I was thinking about shooting the microwave in front of it.
The toaster and microwave are close but the microwave knows nothing.



/coffeespit

Thanks a lot....
5/2/2015 7:39:20 AM EDT
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Jade Helm sounds like a Chinese euphemism for male anatomy.