[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Demolition Man (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 4/29/2015 10:57:28 PM EDT
| We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence! |
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He doesn't know how to use the three seashells! Quoted:
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Sea shells? He doesn't know how to use the three seashells! Somewhere on the interwebs is an tutorial on how to use the 3 seashells (with drawn pictures). Kind of airline safety briefing esque, funny as shit. Next time I remodel the bathroom at my house I am putting one of those in wall soap dishes next to my crapper. With 3 seashells in it. |
I cheated and here's a copy/paste. I think a lot of us can relate. I sure can..... 
Edgar Friendly: You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener". |