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Posted: 4/17/2015 8:04:50 PM EDT

Well, how was she?

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Posted: 4/17/2015 8:05:28 PM EDT

[#1]

So IN!

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:05:31 PM EDT

[#2]

My girlfriend is 5'4" and I'm 6'7". Does that count?

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:05:52 PM EDT

[#3]

i was nuts over her.

but she kept getting in my business.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:07:55 PM EDT

[#4]

I went through the midget stage, but it was a low point in my life. Life's too short.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:07:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2015 8:10:05 PM EDT

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I have to confess, as a woman I'm curious...

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:10:43 PM EDT

[#7]

In!

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Posted: 4/17/2015 8:11:02 PM EDT

[#8]

This thread is going places. Well, everywhere but up.

Well, maybe there too.

Maybe.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:11:21 PM EDT

[#9]

Dated, no. But i did bang one when i was at Bragg

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:12:15 PM EDT

[#10]

Midgets really creep me out for some reason. I couldn't do it. I feel bad about it. But they do.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:13:22 PM EDT

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I Hit on one at a bar once. That was as far as I got. Pretty blonde, she got up on her knees on the barstool. Started my head to toe lookover and was WTF? Tried to buy her a drink and got blown off.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:13:23 PM EDT

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Dated, no. But i did bang one when i was at Bragg

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Easier to hide in the barracks closets, right?

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:14:33 PM EDT

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I dated one in highschool but then she graduated and wasn't a midget anymore.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:20:27 PM EDT

[#14]

Great topics. Waiting for the , "ask a guy who dated a midget" thread to begin. I have so much to ask.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:21:14 PM EDT

[#15]

This is a new variation from the tranny tend, I'll play.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:21:49 PM EDT

[#16]

I want to see where this goes .

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:22:13 PM EDT

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Dated, no. But i did bang one when i was at Bragg

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do tell, is it all the same? You know, Chinese V is horizontal and all.... Is a midgets twat short and tight?

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:22:40 PM EDT

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Midgets really creep me out for some reason. I couldn't do it. I feel bad about it. But they do.

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Kind of my feeling too. Fine working and interacting with them, but doing the deed- no.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:27:49 PM EDT

[#19]

This thread might be good...

So anyone that has dated wee folk, is everything in proportion...or not?

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:29:05 PM EDT

[#20]

Physical or mental?

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:29:49 PM EDT

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I Hit on one at a bar once. That was as far as I got. Pretty blonde, she got up on her knees on the barstool. Started my head to toe lookover and was WTF? Tried to buy her a drink and got blown off.

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So, you got the blow though without paying for her drink?

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:29:51 PM EDT

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Jemma Suicide

Holy fuck! I would make passionate love to every inch of her little body.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:30:14 PM EDT

[#23]

She was short-tempered.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:31:13 PM EDT

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That comment and your avatar are just...perfect.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:34:04 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2015 8:34:10 PM EDT

[#26]

She always wanted to be treated like she was on a pedestal.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:35:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2015 8:35:35 PM EDT

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This is the correct answer - screen door, hurricane, whatnot. I dated a girl for a while that was 4'9, she actually got some scholarships because she was so short. Wife is 5' and I'm 6'3, does make some things interesting.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:35:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2015 8:36:48 PM EDT

[#30]

Kind of, although she was not a true midget.

We dated in college. I was a 6'2" 230lb football player. She was a (barely) 5' 95 lb ballet dancer.

I had no complaints, but we got a lot of looks when we went out together.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:36:50 PM EDT

[#31]

I wish I could have!
Halloween Party, the teeniest girl I ever saw, bet she was not even 4' 6", but proportioned PERFECTLY.
Blonde and dressed like Cinderella.
Most beautiful woman I ever saw, she looked so nice, wish I had a pic.
ETA---guess a dwarf, not a midget, regular shape, just more pettier.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:36:51 PM EDT

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Midgets with shotguns really creep me out for some reason. I couldn't do it. I feel bad about it. But they do.

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There fify ^^^^

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:40:14 PM EDT

[#33]

"Bridget the Midget"

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:47:52 PM EDT

[#34]

I always wanted to date a midget first grade math teacher.

Because it's the little things that count.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:49:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2015 8:49:49 PM EDT

[#36]

I never picked the low hanging fruit.

Posted: 4/17/2015 8:52:31 PM EDT

[#37]

In

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:02:48 PM EDT

[#38]

4'11" is the shortest. Im 6'2"

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:06:41 PM EDT

[#39]

It was a short relationship....I'd rather not talk about it.

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:07:09 PM EDT

[#40]

How was she? Well she wasn't happy.

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:09:28 PM EDT

[#41]

Wife is 4'11"...makes my junk like 2x as big.

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:11:08 PM EDT

[#42]

Yes and their performance usually falls short of their reputation.

Was always hoping to be hit on by one, just so I could hold my hand out and say "you must be this tall to ride the ride"

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:16:40 PM EDT

[#43]

Bone a petite?

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:24:11 PM EDT

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Would smash....even flatter.

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:34:20 PM EDT

[#45]

IN.

I dated a 4'11" 108# girl for a little while so that kinda counts

the size difference between us was comical with me being 6'1" and fat

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:35:02 PM EDT

[#46]

They are a lot of fun

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:35:31 PM EDT

[#47]

Vijay jay is normal,size.

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:35:41 PM EDT

[#48]

I am midget

Posted: 4/17/2015 9:35:59 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2015 9:40:32 PM EDT

[#50]

Dated a gal that was 4'11"

Wife is 5'2"

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