[ARCHIVED THREAD] - PICKLES (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 4/15/2015 4:30:49 PM EDT
| How do you like your pickles? |
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Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his dick into the pickle slicer. His wife was horrified and suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own.
A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?" "Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill -- I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, um, she got fired, too." |
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The best pickles on this planet. http://www.mtolivepickles.com/admin/uploads/MTOL_HamburgerDillChips_32oz.png FTW |
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You guys should try the farmers market type pickles that they sell in the stores now. They come in a quart mason type jar. mmmmmm
http://www.farmersgardenvlasic.com/ My favorite pickles are the tiny wholes ones tho. Lots of garlic and hot pepper to season them. |




