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4/4/2015 4:02:53 AM EDT
Just woke up ,standing in the middle of my bedroom with a gun in my hand

 
4/4/2015 4:03:38 AM EDT
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Don't look behind you.
4/4/2015 4:04:03 AM EDT
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4/4/2015 4:04:43 AM EDT
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4/4/2015 4:05:41 AM EDT
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Safety was off too.



 
4/4/2015 4:07:19 AM EDT
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Safety was off too.
 


Loaded too?

If I am using my handgun HD gun, it is in a retention holster in my nightstand, loaded and ready to go.  

If it is my AR, it has mag in but not charged.  

4/4/2015 4:08:18 AM EDT
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If I am using my handgun HD gun, it is in a retention holster in my nightstand, loaded and ready to go.  



If it is my AR, it has mag in but not charged.  



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Safety was off too.

 




Loaded too?



If I am using my handgun HD gun, it is in a retention holster in my nightstand, loaded and ready to go.  



If it is my AR, it has mag in but not charged.  



Ya,one in the pipe,I keep it in my nightstand drawer...This really freaked me out.



 
4/4/2015 4:08:27 AM EDT
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Ambien walrus told you to murder everybody?
4/4/2015 4:09:38 AM EDT
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Nope went to bed early tonight and woke up just after midnight



 
4/4/2015 4:09:44 AM EDT
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That would definitely freak me out.  I'm lucky to not be a sleep walker.
4/4/2015 4:10:44 AM EDT
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That would definitely freak me out.  I'm lucky to not be a sleep walker.
Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.



 
4/4/2015 4:11:54 AM EDT
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Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.
 
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That would definitely freak me out.  I'm lucky to not be a sleep walker.
Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.
 

Do most sleep walkers know they're sleep walkers?
4/4/2015 4:12:52 AM EDT
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That would definitely freak me out.  I'm lucky to not be a sleep walker.
Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.

 


Do most sleep walkers know they're sleep walkers?
Nobody sleeping with me has ever said anything



 
4/4/2015 4:13:56 AM EDT
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Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.
 
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That would definitely freak me out.  I'm lucky to not be a sleep walker.
Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.
 

I think you just did.

Any holes in the wall? Are there screming neghibors, or a walrus nearby?
4/4/2015 4:15:01 AM EDT
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I think you just did.



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That would definitely freak me out.  I'm lucky to not be a sleep walker.
Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.

 


I think you just did.



Any holes in the wall? Are there screming neghibors, or a walrus nearby?
Nope.



 
4/4/2015 4:16:22 AM EDT
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check the trunk of your car for a dead hooker
4/4/2015 4:16:27 AM EDT
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That would definitely freak me out.  I'm lucky to not be a sleep walker.
Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.
 

Do most sleep walkers know they're sleep walkers?


Well, crazy people generally don't know their crazy....
4/4/2015 4:16:28 AM EDT
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Ya,one in the pipe,I keep it in my nightstand drawer...This really freaked me out.
 

That would definitely freak me out.  I'm lucky to not be a sleep walker.
Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.
 

Do most sleep walkers know they're sleep walkers?

I used to sleep walk as a kid. I never knew it until the family said something about it. They caught me walking around butt ass naked and mumbling to myself on several occasions.

Thankfully that bullshit don't happen no more.
4/4/2015 4:16:58 AM EDT
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any clues as to what your sleep walking ass self was planning to do?
4/4/2015 4:17:43 AM EDT
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That would definitely freak me out.  I'm lucky to not be a sleep walker.
Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.
 

Do most sleep walkers know they're sleep walkers?
Nobody sleeping with me has ever said anything
 

Only one explanation then.

4/4/2015 4:18:24 AM EDT
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I used to sleep walk as a kid. I never knew it until the family said something about it. They caught me walking around butt ass naked and mumbling to myself on several occasions.



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That would definitely freak me out.  I'm lucky to not be a sleep walker.
Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.

 


Do most sleep walkers know they're sleep walkers?


I used to sleep walk as a kid. I never knew it until the family said something about it. They caught me walking around butt ass naked and mumbling to myself on several occasions.



Thankfully that bullshit don't happen no more.
I have one sock on and nothing else right now



 
4/4/2015 4:18:50 AM EDT
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That would definitely freak me out.  I'm lucky to not be a sleep walker.
Don't think I've ever sleep walked before.
 

I think you just did.

Any holes in the wall? Are there screming neghibors, or a walrus nearby?
Nope.
 

Did you check the closet, safe, and truck?

Shit is hidden for a reason. You gotsta get da hooker out of dere befoe it stinks.
4/4/2015 4:19:01 AM EDT
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4/4/2015 4:19:26 AM EDT
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I have a truck



 
4/4/2015 4:20:44 AM EDT
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Shit is hidden for a reason. You gotsta get da hooker out of dere befoe it stinks.


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I think you just did.





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Did you check the closet, safe, and truck?





Shit is hidden for a reason. You gotsta get da hooker out of dere befoe it stinks.


Not till I make some new clothes..




 
 
4/4/2015 4:20:47 AM EDT
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What pistol?





4/4/2015 4:21:08 AM EDT
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FNX40



 
4/4/2015 4:22:16 AM EDT
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That's pretty fucked up.

Time for the guns to go away for a while.... until you're confident that it won't happen again.

That's what I would do.
4/4/2015 4:22:50 AM EDT
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That's pretty fucked up.



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I put it in the safe



 
4/4/2015 4:23:22 AM EDT
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That's pretty fucked up.

Time for the guns to go away for a while.... until you're confident that it won't happen again.
I put it in the safe
 

What if the aliens come back?

This is shortsighted.
4/4/2015 4:24:30 AM EDT
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What if the aliens come back?



This is shortsighted.
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Time for the guns to go away for a while.... until you're confident that it won't happen again.
I put it in the safe

 


What if the aliens come back?



This is shortsighted.
My dog let's me know if anyone is near my place,he's a yapper



 
4/4/2015 4:25:56 AM EDT
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That's pretty fucked up.

Time for the guns to go away for a while.... until you're confident that it won't happen again.
I put it in the safe
 


That's probably prudent.  Hopefully it was just a freak one-time thing.
4/4/2015 4:29:14 AM EDT
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Black is my favorite color,but thanks anyways



 
4/4/2015 4:32:09 AM EDT
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Ha!I posted in the thread asleep...WTF is going on?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1735584_Ever_just_given_up_women_for_a_while_.html&page=2
4/4/2015 4:32:55 AM EDT
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You've been roofied.
4/4/2015 4:33:54 AM EDT
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You've been roofied.
This one too..



http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1735415_LaRue____caught_up_and_now_offering_spare_barrel_cartridges_____.html&page=21



 
4/4/2015 4:35:12 AM EDT
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Alright something's fucky.
4/4/2015 4:36:35 AM EDT
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And I put one sock on.and drank half a soda.





 
4/4/2015 4:45:22 AM EDT
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4/4/2015 5:07:43 AM EDT
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9mm nocturnal emissions
4/4/2015 5:16:18 AM EDT
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Not sure if Brony or Tranny thread.
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Sleep walking threads are both brony and tranny.

Brony and tranny are the two things arfcom aspires to be. The dream like state brings these subconcious thoughts into the concious realm. This is the point where the Id takes over and forces the body to post a thread on arfcom.

Are you sure there isn't a dead tranny hooker in the trunk, OP?
4/4/2015 5:42:12 AM EDT
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You are the walrus.
4/4/2015 6:03:16 AM EDT
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9 to 5 says you're dehydraded.
4/4/2015 6:29:02 AM EDT
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Not yet.



 
4/4/2015 6:47:48 AM EDT
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Coo-coo kachoo?

Woke up at 4 with a start, couldn't get back to sleep.
4/4/2015 6:51:30 AM EDT
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What ever you do, DON'T BLINK
4/4/2015 7:08:13 AM EDT
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Go make sure your pork chops are in the fridge
4/4/2015 7:19:08 AM EDT
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And that they are not hooker "pork" chops.
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It is now.
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