Posted: 3/30/2015 10:18:17 PM EDT
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48 years on this Earth has taught me one valuable thing that should be passed down to others... Never fart while walking down a set of spiral stairs. |
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48 years on this Earth has taught me one valuable thing that should be passed down to others... Never fart while walking down a set of spiral stairs. 50 years on earth and you have that backwards, never fart while walking UP a set of spiral stairs. Hot air rises and all that jazz.... 
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50 years on earth and you have that backwards, never fart while walking UP a set of spiral stairs. Hot air rises and all that jazz.... Quoted:
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48 years on this Earth has taught me one valuable thing that should be passed down to others... Never fart while walking down a set of spiral stairs. 50 years on earth and you have that backwards, never fart while walking UP a set of spiral stairs. Hot air rises and all that jazz.... Don't forget to factor in that the expelled volume of flatulence is likely severely inhibited in its rate of permeation by the type and density of the clothing worn by the producer. This may have the unintended effect of delaying and prolonging the release of contaminated particles in such a manner as to create a lingering hazardous cloud which may continue to emanate from the expulsion region, thus making downward progress via a circular stepped pathway the more unpleasant direction of travel. Unless one is naked. |