Posted: 3/8/2015 11:25:20 AM EDT
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Post them if you have them.
A horse walks in a bar and the bartender says why the long face? 
Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse falls into a mud puddle. 
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An older woman wanted to spice up the sex life in her marriage, so she waited for her husband to come home from work one day, stripped naked, put on a red cape and ran into the living room, positioned herself in front of the television and yelled "SUPER PUSSY!".
Her husband looked at her and said: " I'll have the soup"
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An old man is out walking through the woods and comes across a frog. The frog looks up and says "Hey old man if you pick me up and kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful young princess, you'll be a handsome young prince, and we'll live happily ever after."
The old man picks up the frog, looks around, and puts it in his pocket and says " At my age I'd rather have a talking frog ". |