Posted: 3/5/2015 9:29:34 PM EDT
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This just happened to kick over my giggle box.
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a well-known psychic about the date of his demise. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?'” Obama asks nervously. “It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll become a Jewish holiday.” ~ from Barry Secrest (H/T Faye Hamorsky) |
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