Posted: 2/10/2015 2:30:39 PM EDT
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It has recently been brought to my attention that there is a supposedly delicious bag of potato chips that is apparently unobtainable to the general public. Being the cheetoh eating basement dweller that I am, I decided to scour the web, searching for the super rare snack. Has anyone tried this supposedly delicious snack? Am I missing out? Is it worth going to prison just to try these chips?  |
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/1-Bag-Rare-Moon-Lodge-The-Whole-Shebang-All-Seasoned-Potato-Chips-Fresh-6-0oz-/301522746846?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item463427fdde
20.00 bucks on ebay. free shipping. ETA: something tells me you know this. the two pics are the same. |
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So regular Fritos or Ruffles aren't good enough for convicted criminals? 
I don't KNOW, but I heard years ago it was common to smuggle contraband (drugs mostly) into prisons in food packages. I'd bet this is some kind of contract which controls the origination of the chips so they are available but not brought in by family members. Anyone know for sure? |
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Quoted: They discontinued those? FML.  Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Jalopeno fritos. Best. Chips. Ever. Bullshit. The old Salsa Verde Doritos were They discontinued those? FML. I don't know. Last time I remember seeing them was in California. We don't exactly have the right demographics to sell them here. ETA: Holy shit, they are on amazon! Thank the heavens and the stars! SALSA VERDE!!! |
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Thunderchips Vinegar and salt by Lance. They pretty much disappeared overnight a few years back. I really miss them.
I dont even know if Humpty dumpty is still a chip brand, but also good salt and vinegar chips. Habanero Doritos we good. My current go to is Zapps kettle cooked salt and vinegar. A bag will usually make your tongue peel the next day |
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Quoted: I'm going to ask my buddy who's a prison guard... |
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Let me know what he says. I was told these basically have every seasoning you can imagine, bbq, salt&vin, ranch, salsa verde, jalapeno, etc... all thrown in together. I wonder if I can head to my local jail and visit a random inmate just to try to get my hands on a bag. Are you allowed to sneak things OUT of a jail? If not, any advice on how to keester a bag of chips? Quoted:
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I'm going to ask my buddy who's a prison guard... To accommodate a bag of chips you are probably going to need to stretch your prison purse out. Start with something comfortable then work your way up in size until you can fit a catcher's mit in there. |
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Thunderchips Vinegar and salt by Lance. They pretty much disappeared overnight a few years back. I really miss them. I dont even know if Humpty dumpty is still a chip brand, but also good salt and vinegar chips. Habanero Doritos we good. My current go to is Zapps kettle cooked salt and vinegar. A bag will usually make your tongue peel the next day You want to try tim's salt and vinager chips I find em at safeway |
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if only someone would have posted that earlier.  
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You need to go north of the Mason Dixon line for proper potato chips. The Commonwealth Snack Foods Purity Act of 1931 dictates that "potato" chips" must have 3 ingredients, and ONLY those ingredients: potatoes, lard, and salt. All other snack foods made with potatoes are known as "That shit we manufacture for export to other states, those fucking barbarians."
True story. |
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Quoted: Definitely unobtainium here.  They are goooood http://www.chipsandcrisps.com/uploads/1/4/8/3/14831570/132858_orig.jpg Every gas station in Georgia |
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Every gas station in Georgia Quoted:
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Definitely unobtainium here.
They are goooood http://www.chipsandcrisps.com/uploads/1/4/8/3/14831570/132858_orig.jpg Every gas station in Georgia Yeah, I know, but not in NC Very hit or miss here. I've seen it like one time. |
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Let me know what he says. I was told these basically have every seasoning you can imagine, bbq, salt&vin, ranch, salsa verde, jalapeno, etc... all thrown in together. I wonder if I can head to my local jail and visit a random inmate just to try to get my hands on a bag. Are you allowed to sneak things OUT of a jail? If not, any advice on how to keester a bag of chips? Quoted:
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I'm going to ask my buddy who's a prison guard... He says they're real, and you can only get them in prison. I asked him if they're any good. Waiting to hear back on that. |
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a gift to you doritos salsa verde lovers...
the locator http://www.fritolay.com/snacks/find-snacks.htm |
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Quoted: a gift to you doritos salsa verde lovers... the locator http://www.fritolay.com/snacks/find-snacks.htm Only does a 50 mile radius. Nothing from my parents house, my house or work.
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"In a quest to find these potato chips, I called the manufacturer directly. I spoke to an anonymous operator, at Keefe Commissary Network, who informed me that the chips are not sold to anyone outside of a correctional institution."
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