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1/31/2015 12:36:30 AM EDT
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2015/01/30/microchip-implants-replace-security-passes-sweden

A new office block in Sweden is offering workers the chance to have a microchip implanted under their skin to allow them to access to various services within the building.
Have you ever lost or left your work pass at home? Well, the Swedes have a solution. Get microchipped.
A new office block in Sweden is offering workers the chance to have a microchip implanted under their skin to allow them to access to various services within the building.
A tiny gadget the size of a grain of rice is implanted in employees hands.
It then allows them to open doors, or use the printer, without a traditional pass card.
The microchip implants are optional.
Employee, Elicico De Costa, decided to get one and hasn't looked back since.
'It can contain contact details. I think it can do a lot of other stuff in the future.' Mr De Costa said.
It's expected the chip will eventually enable staff to log on to computers or pay for food in the cafe.
But the new pass is still having teething problems, with some staff reporting their chips don't always work.
A number of employees like, Ann-Catherine Liska, have opted for the traditional pass for now.
'I don't feel that its necessary for opening doors or connecting with machines.' Ms Liska said.
Hannes Sjoblad, one of the tiny RFID (radio-frequency identification) chip developers, said they could be part of all future workplaces.
"We already interact with technology all the time. Today it's a bit messy - we need pin codes and passwords. Wouldn't it be easy to just touch with your hand? That's really intuitive."' Mr Sjoblad said.
He said its launch at the Sime office in Stockholm will provide more research into the technology.
"We want to be able to understand this technology before big corporates and big government come to us and say everyone should get chipped - the tax authority chip, the Google or Facebook chip." Mr Sjoblad said.
1/31/2015 12:37:54 AM EDT
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Hot

And fuck that noise
1/31/2015 12:39:59 AM EDT
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In before Swede lol.
1/31/2015 12:41:05 AM EDT
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Which hand?

ETA: Fuck that.

Asides from the obvious abuse of power that will result from this, isn't their some specific verse in Revelations that mentions a mark on the right hand and forehead?
1/31/2015 12:46:28 AM EDT
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Yeah... fuck that shit.
1/31/2015 12:59:38 AM EDT
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Swede got a tingle and is rushing to his computer as we speak.
1/31/2015 1:02:19 AM EDT
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"There is nothing to see here. Animals in America get chips all the time. LOL at, privacy concerns! Bork bork NSA!"

1/31/2015 1:03:25 AM EDT
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Erhmagad! The number of the beast!!!!        
 
1/31/2015 1:04:26 AM EDT
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Too Orweillian for me.  That being said if I forget my "stuff" for work I cannot do my job and either have to go home and get it or work from home.
1/31/2015 1:06:19 AM EDT
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Let me summon him.

 



BORK!  BORK!  BORK!
1/31/2015 1:07:51 AM EDT
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THE DEBIL!!!





1/31/2015 1:10:54 AM EDT
[#11]
Nope, fuck that!
1/31/2015 1:12:00 AM EDT
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Let me summon him.  

BORK!  BORK!  BORK!



You mean Borg, Borg, Borg.

1/31/2015 1:25:03 AM EDT
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Holy shit that made me laugh!!!

And "will not comply" there I said it..
1/31/2015 7:46:41 AM EDT
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I'm here now, sorry for the delay.
1/31/2015 7:49:51 AM EDT
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Not gonna happen.
1/31/2015 7:51:36 AM EDT
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I thought most of the Mexican government had been 'chipped' a few years ago ?
1/31/2015 8:23:04 AM EDT
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"Uh, Mr Arfcommer, it appears the chip in your right hand is broken again. It seems to be shaken apart."
1/31/2015 8:33:25 AM EDT
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^^.  Oh shit  that's funny !!  
1/31/2015 8:37:35 AM EDT
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But how do they hide it.................wouldn't it always show through the rather light skin you all have?

1/31/2015 8:44:00 AM EDT
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But how do they hide it.................wouldn't it always show through the rather light skin you all have?


They showed it on TV, and it's not visible through the skin, but it can be felt with a light touch.
1/31/2015 8:44:38 AM EDT
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But how do they hide it.................wouldn't it always show through the rather light skin you all have?


They showed it on TV, and it's not visible through the skin, but it can be felt with a light touch.

It must be "clear" in color.

1/31/2015 8:46:39 AM EDT
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Maybe if they laid off the sauce a bit - they wouldn't need this.

Have you ever seen the lost and found of Swedes? ...like the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
1/31/2015 8:53:19 AM EDT
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But how do they hide it.................wouldn't it always show through the rather light skin you all have?


They showed it on TV, and it's not visible through the skin, but it can be felt with a light touch.

It must be "clear" in color.


Probably.
1/31/2015 8:55:53 AM EDT
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You aren't very sassy this morning.

1/31/2015 9:19:37 AM EDT
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Now they can wear number of the beast implants while being raped and beaten by Muslims.
1/31/2015 9:20:16 AM EDT
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I give it a couple generations before this replaces ID cards like driver's licenses and CAC.
1/31/2015 9:23:05 AM EDT
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Probably.

You aren't very sassy this morning.


I have a hangover.
1/31/2015 9:24:01 AM EDT
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Some of you guys seem to be obsessed with rape.
1/31/2015 9:35:36 AM EDT
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This just in..
Local print shop owner kidnapped, right hand amputated, and 87 thousand copies of "Party at Olaf's Flat!" Printed.
1/31/2015 9:38:10 AM EDT
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Probably.

You aren't very sassy this morning.


I have a hangover.

Ah............I'll go easy then.

Drink ALOT of water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1/31/2015 9:42:42 AM EDT
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Just scan and clone the device, no need to amputate hands.
1/31/2015 9:57:23 AM EDT
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Which hand?

ETA: Fuck that.

Asides from the obvious abuse of power that will result from this, isn't their some specific verse in Revelations that mentions a mark on the right hand and forehead?
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Yep
1/31/2015 10:05:00 AM EDT
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Which hand?

ETA: Fuck that.

Asides from the obvious abuse of power that will result from this, isn't their some specific verse in Revelations that mentions a mark on the right hand and forehead?

Yep

It's all good, we'll use the left hand and chin and it won't be so "biblical".
1/31/2015 10:17:56 AM EDT
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No thanks.
1/31/2015 10:23:51 AM EDT
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