Posted: 1/30/2015 9:58:37 PM EDT
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It's cold outside and Obummer came back from the sandbox.
What's making you want to tug on Chuck Norris' beard 
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i dont have enough hands. preparing to teach a class tomorrow and ive still got a couple things to grab and ive got to pack up so im not scrambling in the morning, but i need to let my kid's bunny out to play. can't leave him unsupervised while i run to the store. guess he's going to have to hate me while i put him back in his cage ad scratches me to pieces
i really want a beer |