Posted: 12/15/2014 8:06:01 PM EDT
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I think with today's fx we could have a pretty good flick. For the part of Ming The Merciless I nominate only bad Mother Fucker I know. Samuel L. Jackson Now go at it. |
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Any interest? I think with today's fx we could have a pretty good flick. For the part of Ming The Merciless I nominate only bad Mother Fucker I know. Samuel L. Jackson Now go at it. Samuel L. Jackson is a damn cry baby who supports dindu's. They would have to also use the original Queen soundtrack because there is no band alive that could come close to there soundtrack. |
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For the part of Ming The Merciless I nominate only bad Mother Fucker I know. Samuel L. Jackson Nah, he's in everything.  Poor guy must have wore out his "badness" by now. Don't see much of Lawrence Fishburn these days, I think he's free...
Oh, and Flash was a mincing goddamn faggot!  This is they guy I want to see them do a modern movie of:
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Samuel L. Jackson is a damn cry baby who supports dindu's. They would have to also use the original Queen soundtrack because there is no band alive that could come close to there soundtrack. Quoted:
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Any interest? I think with today's fx we could have a pretty good flick. For the part of Ming The Merciless I nominate only bad Mother Fucker I know. Samuel L. Jackson Now go at it. Samuel L. Jackson is a damn cry baby who supports dindu's. They would have to also use the original Queen soundtrack because there is no band alive that could come close to there soundtrack. True. The original soundtrack to the original FG was insane. Queen was awesome. 
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Any interest? I think with today's fx we could have a pretty good flick. For the part of Ming The Merciless I nominate only bad Mother Fucker I know. Samuel L. Jackson Now go at it. Way to shoot your own idea in the foot. Same with this movie: Kingsman. Looked like fun until SLJ showed up. ETA: It's not about race. Max von Sydow wasn't Chinese either. It's about SLJ is a terrible actor and a tool. |
Could get that evil guy from "Shanghai Noon" that played opposite Jackie Chan.
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Way to shoot your own idea in the foot. Same with this movie: Kingsman. Looked like fun until SLJ showed up. ETA: It's not about race. Max von Sydow wasn't Chinese either. It's about SLJ is a terrible actor and a tool. Quoted:
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Any interest? I think with today's fx we could have a pretty good flick. For the part of Ming The Merciless I nominate only bad Mother Fucker I know. Samuel L. Jackson Now go at it. Way to shoot your own idea in the foot. Same with this movie: Kingsman. Looked like fun until SLJ showed up. ETA: It's not about race. Max von Sydow wasn't Chinese either. It's about SLJ is a terrible actor and a tool. I want a bad MoFo. Pick one |
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How bout James Hong http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj57/bigjon1967/imagesPWEQDEKJ_zps2f033399.jpg Now I could get behind this idea. He would be perfect. 
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I want a bad MoFo. Pick one Quoted:
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Any interest? I think with today's fx we could have a pretty good flick. For the part of Ming The Merciless I nominate only bad Mother Fucker I know. Samuel L. Jackson Now go at it. Way to shoot your own idea in the foot. Same with this movie: Kingsman. Looked like fun until SLJ showed up. ETA: It's not about race. Max von Sydow wasn't Chinese either. It's about SLJ is a terrible actor and a tool. I want a bad MoFo. Pick one Well, for my money, the most menacing bad guy in film right now is Michael Shannon. I guess it should be asked, this movie you want to make, is is serious or goofy like the 1980s one? If it's meant to be a joke, then, by all means, get Samuel L. Jackson. "I've had it with these motherfucking hawkmen on my motherfucking Mongo!" |
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How bout James Hong http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj57/bigjon1967/imagesPWEQDEKJ_zps2f033399.jpg Except he's 85 years old now. |
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The kids were watching Peter Pan and he looked more like Christopher Walken Dead. Quoted:
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How about Christopher Walken? The kids were watching Peter Pan and he looked more like Christopher Walken Dead. Then he is perfect for Ming the Merciless! |
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Then he is perfect for Ming the Merciless! Quoted:
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How about Christopher Walken? The kids were watching Peter Pan and he looked more like Christopher Walken Dead. Then he is perfect for Ming the Merciless! Did Ming have a watch up his ass? |
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Quoted: Any interest? I think with today's fx we could have a pretty good flick. For the part of Ming The Merciless I nominate only bad Mother Fucker I know. Samuel L. Jackson Now go at it. The one in the 80's wasn't really broken. They could have used better fx back then, but were trying to give it the feel of the 1930's Flash Gordon. They intentionally made it what it was. |
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Except he's 85 years old now. Quoted:
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How bout James Hong http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj57/bigjon1967/imagesPWEQDEKJ_zps2f033399.jpg Except he's 85 years old now. Yeah. the six-demon bag did a number on him. |
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Samuel L. Jackson is a damn cry baby who supports dindu's. They would have to also use the original Queen soundtrack because there is no band alive that could come close to there soundtrack. Quoted:
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Any interest? I think with today's fx we could have a pretty good flick. For the part of Ming The Merciless I nominate only bad Mother Fucker I know. Samuel L. Jackson Now go at it. Samuel L. Jackson is a damn cry baby who supports dindu's. They would have to also use the original Queen soundtrack because there is no band alive that could come close to there soundtrack. Also a racist convicted felon. Fuck him. |
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How bout James Hong http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj57/bigjon1967/imagesPWEQDEKJ_zps2f033399.jpg Lo Pan is the shit!
No more fucking reboots.
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O.k., let's think of how this would work. Ming - changed to blond haired guy with German accent. Flash - Hispanic bull-dyke first female QB for the NY Jets. Dale - Innocent girl who was once gang-raped by Tea Party Duke Lacross NeoNazis. Became radical womynist lesbian. Dr. Zarkov - Queer-theorist homosexual university professor who discovers the Mongo threat to humanity by deconstructing heteronormative physics. Princess Aura - blond haired, blue eyed daughter of Ming who becomes repulsed by his rape culture and men in general. Quickly becomes attracted to Flash. Hawk Man - Trasvestite furry repressed for expressing his/her sexuality. Baron - Straight black man who realizes his forbidden love for Hawk Man.
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How about a goddamn original idea for once? For fuck's sake. Got news for all you Fuck that Flash Gordon reboot shit. Flash has been around longer than probably any member on this board. 1934. So the Flash you know and love was a FUCKING reboot, but back in the days of 8 track and President Nixon they called it a remake. Now if you don't want to play shit on the wall, go home, or STFU. The grown ups are playing. |
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The one in the 80's wasn't really broken. They could have used better fx back then, but were trying to give it the feel of the 1930's Flash Gordon. They intentionally made it what it was. Quoted:
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Any interest? I think with today's fx we could have a pretty good flick. For the part of Ming The Merciless I nominate only bad Mother Fucker I know. Samuel L. Jackson Now go at it. The one in the 80's wasn't really broken. They could have used better fx back then, but were trying to give it the feel of the 1930's Flash Gordon. They intentionally made it what it was. And that is kool. Just looking for an edgy remake with some feel good hero sci-fi. |
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O.k., let's think of how this would work. Ming - changed to blond haired guy with German accent. Flash - Hispanic bull-dyke first female QB for the NY Jets. Dale - Innocent girl who was once gang-raped by Tea Party Duke Lacross NeoNazis. Became radical womynist lesbian. Dr. Zarkov - Queer-theorist homosexual university professor who discovers the Mongo threat to humanity by deconstructing heteronormative physics. Princess Aura - blond haired, blue eyed daughter of Ming who becomes repulsed by his rape culture and men in general. Quickly becomes attracted to Flash. Hawk Man - Trasvestite furry repressed for expressing his/her sexuality. Baron - Straight black man who realizes his forbidden love for Hawk Man. Ok let me be clear on this.. FUCK YOU! YOUR RUINING EVERYTHING!
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