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12/12/2014 8:41:05 PM EDT
Sitting here watching our daughters ballet studios Winter recital practice.  

Im bored.

The tap dancing granny nuns just came off stage and are replaced by dancing sailors....

End my madness!!!!!

ETA at another event now.  Bored.  Go!
12/12/2014 8:48:08 PM EDT
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Any MILFs in the audience?
12/12/2014 8:49:32 PM EDT
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Visit the chive. Plenty there to keep you busy.
12/12/2014 8:49:57 PM EDT
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(For Frank)
Yes.  But moar backstage!
My MILF is two seats over fighting off the urge to vomit, hence why I am here and not  hunting as I planned for tonight.
12/12/2014 8:51:57 PM EDT
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Phrasing!!!!

12/12/2014 8:52:02 PM EDT
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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
12/12/2014 8:53:14 PM EDT
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That is not a question.  It is a statement.  
It needs to be worded 'Why dont you visit the Chive?  It has plenty to keep you busy. ' , too which I'd say
I find GD much more entertaining, and many less entitled hipsters.
12/12/2014 8:54:24 PM EDT
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Any audience members stick knitting needles in their ears yet?
12/12/2014 8:54:44 PM EDT
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Well, Odysseus complex and all .  
Ok, WILF
12/12/2014 8:55:47 PM EDT
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No, but I stayed at a holiday inn express once, and it cant be much worse
12/12/2014 8:57:03 PM EDT
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No, but there are lots of little girls here with all kinds of shit in their hair...
Could be accomplished a la MacGuyver
12/12/2014 8:58:28 PM EDT
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Are you more qualified than that other guyat answering questions ?
12/12/2014 8:58:59 PM EDT
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What is one half of a question?
12/12/2014 8:59:15 PM EDT
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At my daughter's HS orchestra Winter Concert (can't say Christmas) last night, some clueless ass mom sat right
in the middle of the audience with her blazing white screen laptop in the dark and typed out emails.
12/12/2014 8:59:25 PM EDT
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What's your favorite Monty Python skit?


12/12/2014 9:00:12 PM EDT
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Obviously.

He can divide his answers in half.

That takes talent.


12/12/2014 9:00:51 PM EDT
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Obviously.

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Maybe itsa trick
12/12/2014 9:02:37 PM EDT
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Obviously.

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Maybe itsa trick



I hadn't thought of that.  Yeah, you're probably right.  He just might be a trickster.


12/12/2014 9:03:25 PM EDT
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Obviously.

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Maybe itsa trick

No, no.  Someone will get an incomplete answer, drawing the DU plant out of their hiding !!!!
12/12/2014 9:05:37 PM EDT
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Didnt watch the shows, but fav scene was from "the Holy Grail".  Tis only a rabbit!!!!
12/12/2014 9:05:40 PM EDT
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No, no.  Someone will get an incomplete answer, drawing the DU plant out of their hiding !!!!
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Obviously.

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Maybe itsa trick

No, no.  Someone will get an incomplete answer, drawing the DU plant out of their hiding !!!!


Maybe Ill just ask you half a question , that will cancel out the half answer and your evil plot will be foiled
12/12/2014 9:08:23 PM EDT
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Maybe Ill just ask you half a question , that will cancel out the half answer and your evil plot will be foiled
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Obviously.

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That takes talent.




Maybe itsa trick

No, no.  Someone will get an incomplete answer, drawing the DU plant out of their hiding !!!!


Maybe Ill just ask you half a question , that will cancel out the half answer and your evil plot will be foiled

Damn!!!!! It would have worked if only the Simpson's had not did it yet!!!! A ha!!!!
12/12/2014 9:09:26 PM EDT
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Well, Odysseus Oedipus complex and all .  
Ok, WILF
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Phrasing!!!!

Well, Odysseus Oedipus complex and all .  
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FTFY
12/12/2014 9:12:41 PM EDT
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Didnt watch the shows, but fav scene was from "the Holy Grail".  Tis only a rabbit!!!!



Yep.  He's a trickster.  


12/12/2014 9:12:47 PM EDT
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Phrasing!!!!

Well, Odysseus Oedipus complex and all .  
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FTFY

And that one too!!!!!!
12/12/2014 9:14:01 PM EDT
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Didnt watch the shows, but fav scene was from "the Holy Grail".  Tis only a rabbit!!!!



Yep.  He's a trickster.  



Hey, hey!    I was a lil'un when the shows FO'd !
Eta- checked the run dates. 69-74.  Hell, i hadnt even FO'd yet!!!!
12/12/2014 9:14:22 PM EDT
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How many numbers from The Nutcracker are they doing?

I'm running sound for the local professional Ballet company's production of The Nutcracker. only 8 performances this year (through next weekend). Tonight is opening night, but we've been in rehearsal since Monday night.
12/12/2014 9:16:31 PM EDT
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Yep.  He's a trickster.  



Hey, hey!    I was a lil'un when the shows FO'd !




Look - we don't even know what question you're on right now.

This isn't an answer thread.  This is chaos.


12/12/2014 9:18:49 PM EDT
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2 shows, but its not the Nutcracker.  Another ballet co. here does the NC.  Our studio does a Christmas/Winter recital.  

And if I have to see fat old grannies dance as trees again I may
12/12/2014 9:20:33 PM EDT
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Look - we don't even know what question you're on right now.

This isn't an answer thread.  This is chaos.


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What's your favorite Monty Python skit?



Didnt watch the shows, but fav scene was from "the Holy Grail".  Tis only a rabbit!!!!



Yep.  He's a trickster.  



Hey, hey!    I was a lil'un when the shows FO'd !




Look - we don't even know what question you're on right now.

This isn't an answer thread.  This is chaos.



Questions answered have been 5.  Statements made/ rebutted have been many, many more.  

And you are right at home in chaos , arent you???
12/12/2014 9:21:19 PM EDT
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Is there an Intermission
12/12/2014 9:22:31 PM EDT
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What is the best deal on sub $100 tablets?
12/12/2014 9:22:33 PM EDT
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There better be. This could be a long ass thread...
12/12/2014 9:23:53 PM EDT
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(I will NUMBER the questions for Johnny_Renos sake from here out )
6.   In it right now.  Its quiet.  

Too quiet.  I can hear the thoughts in my head.

DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS!!!!!!
12/12/2014 9:25:05 PM EDT
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7.  The best deal can be found on
12/12/2014 9:27:13 PM EDT
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There better be. This could be a long ass thread...

Really should download Tinder right now and see which MILFs in the audience I can troll right now.....
12/12/2014 9:28:23 PM EDT
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OOOHHH sure....now, you're going to start doing it right.

Why don't you just jump up on stage and dance a little jig with the grannies.


12/12/2014 9:30:01 PM EDT
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What were you planning on hunting tonight?
12/12/2014 9:30:21 PM EDT
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OOOHHH sure....now, you're going to start doing it right.

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8. Cause I dont need to get injured by flapping arm skin!!!
12/12/2014 9:32:44 PM EDT
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9.  Humans, the deadliest prey of all....































Ehhh, I do that almost every day. need a break from the monotony.  Took the day off to go deer hunting, wife got teh ill, so I am helping her out instead.
12/12/2014 9:33:45 PM EDT
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THANK GOD INTERMISSION IS FINALLY OVER!!!!!

WILLIAM H MACY!  COULD THEY GET A TALLER GAL TO BE RUDOLPH??!!??!!
12/12/2014 9:42:30 PM EDT
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Nope.....your not Johnny
12/12/2014 9:44:15 PM EDT
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Thank God!!  Can you imagine all of the Arfcockolypses he has survived in the wastelands of the Test Forum???
12/12/2014 9:53:35 PM EDT
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Thank God!!  Can you imagine all of the Arfcockolypses he has survived in the wastelands of the Test Forum???




It's people like you that ruined it for the rest of us.


12/12/2014 9:53:36 PM EDT
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My girl is somewhere on the right ,the one  dressed like Aimless ...

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12/12/2014 9:54:19 PM EDT
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It's people like you that ruined it for the rest of us.


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Thank God!!  Can you imagine all of the Arfcockolypses he has survived in the wastelands of the Test Forum???




It's people like you that ruined it for the rest of us.



12/12/2014 10:23:03 PM EDT
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Granny tap dancing goodness!

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12/13/2014 6:50:53 PM EDT
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Now Im sitting in another kids event.   Youngest one has a basketball demo at one of the local colleges.  
I will answer three questions while I wait.


Go!!!!
And I fuckin hate basketball
12/13/2014 11:11:01 PM EDT
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Why just three
12/13/2014 11:54:57 PM EDT
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Are you going to be really bad at this?


12/13/2014 11:55:25 PM EDT
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Why can't we have a new thread?


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