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Posted: 12/9/2014 11:12:02 PM EDT

I used to have money in mutual fund 2006 and earlier.

Is that still something good post recession?

Should i go with stocks.

Should i go with a firm?

I only want to start with a few thousand for fear of losing it.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:15:41 PM EDT

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Get rich quick = sell drugs

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:16:32 PM EDT

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Loot drug dealers, keep your hands clean.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:17:52 PM EDT

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Vegas. At least there, the odds are clear.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:19:13 PM EDT

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Set up a brothel. But here is the kicker. No money changes hands. Have the johns sign a waiver to allow you to film it, they get to have sex for free. Life stream the sex online and charge a monthly subscription. Pay the "hookers" with profit from the website.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:19:42 PM EDT

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Tempting

Meth is very popular in the valley.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:20:13 PM EDT

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Go back to 08 and reinvest it.

You missed one of the greatest runs in history. Buying in now would be a lot like buying $60 magpul mags and $100 bricks of .22 during the panic. It might work out OK, but there isn't much upside.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:20:24 PM EDT

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Real damn funny with his avatar!!!!

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:27:08 PM EDT

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I'm doing this for my family.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:29:31 PM EDT

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Get an education at a Top 10 university.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:31:33 PM EDT

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I'm doing this for my family.

Better Call Saul then!

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:33:14 PM EDT

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Empty your retirememt fund and start financing student loans to Top 10 universities.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:34:43 PM EDT

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1. buy funny looking cat.
2. make cat famous on the internet.
3. get a movie deal.
4. Collect ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!!!

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:35:53 PM EDT

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Empty your retirememt fund and start financing student loans to Top 10 universities.

I'm funding one - and my retirement fund is just fine.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:36:18 PM EDT

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"How do I get rich quick?" The man with the Walter White avatar asked, ironically.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:36:56 PM EDT

[#15]

Bitcoin /endthread

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:40:02 PM EDT

[#16]

How about Edward Jones?

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:40:25 PM EDT

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Send me $1 and then I'll have five people send you $1, and so on...

You're gonna be your own boff.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:49:42 PM EDT

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I'm funding one - and my retirement fund is just fine.

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Get an education at a Top 10 university.

Empty your retirememt fund and start financing student loans to Top 10 universities.

I'm funding one - and my retirement fund is just fine.

I was suggesting starting a loan company for student loans, get rich quick, etc.

Posted: 12/9/2014 11:53:24 PM EDT

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I was suggesting starting a loan company for student loans, get rich quick, etc.

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Get an education at a Top 10 university.

Empty your retirememt fund and start financing student loans to Top 10 universities.

I'm funding one - and my retirement fund is just fine.

I was suggesting starting a loan company for student loans, get rich quick, etc.

Given the default rate on student loads - I'm not sure one would get rich at any speed.

Posted: 12/10/2014 2:51:26 AM EDT

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I know i won't get rich quick.

Debt free.

I do want to make a little easy money.

I believe they do tax you stock gains right?

Posted: 12/10/2014 2:54:07 AM EDT

[#21]

Sell women or cocaine.

Posted: 12/10/2014 2:54:33 AM EDT

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I used to have money in mutual fund 2006 and earlier.

Is that still something good post recession?

Should i go with stocks.

Should i go with a firm?

I only want to start with a few thousand for fear of losing it.

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Aaaaaaaaaand... There's the top of the market.

Posted: 12/10/2014 2:57:21 AM EDT

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Give me all your money, I can almost guarantee a 1000% increase in returns*

* I am not responsible for any and all eventual losses

Posted: 12/10/2014 3:00:39 AM EDT

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I know i won't get rich quick.

Debt free.

I do want to make a little easy money.

I believe they do tax you stock gains right?

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Yes, capital gains tax. The tax is less if you own the stock for at least a year.

Posted: 12/10/2014 3:11:18 AM EDT

[#25]

Pick one of Vanguards all in one funds.

Start with what you're comfortable with and dollar cost average in with the rest.

Posted: 12/10/2014 3:13:45 AM EDT

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Sounds legit.

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