Quoted: Fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa.
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Is this the naughty Santa you so desire?
ETA: welp, looks like I missed the reference.
Posted: 11/30/2014 12:23:44 AM EDT
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I do like that movie.
Posted: 11/30/2014 12:31:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/30/2014 12:31:33 AM EDT
[#6]
There's so many good ones from that movie, I can't remember them
Posted: 11/30/2014 12:33:48 AM EDT
[#7]
Are you fuckin' with me!?!?!
Posted: 11/30/2014 12:34:12 AM EDT
[#8]
"There. Now it's a frittata."
Posted: 11/30/2014 12:37:12 AM EDT
[#9]
Watch "Badder Santa"...Merry Christmas
Posted: 11/30/2014 12:47:54 AM EDT
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Goddamn she's hot.
Posted: 11/30/2014 12:49:25 AM EDT
[#11]
I'm on my fuckin lunch break!
Posted: 11/30/2014 12:52:20 AM EDT
[#12]
You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.
Posted: 11/30/2014 12:52:49 AM EDT
[#13]
You know, I think I've turned a corner. Today I beat up some kids.
Posted: 11/30/2014 12:54:39 AM EDT
[#14]
And goddamn if Lauren Graham aint one of the sexiest creatures alive
Posted: 11/30/2014 12:57:17 AM EDT
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"There. Now it's a frittatatostada."
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Posted: 11/30/2014 1:00:30 AM EDT
[#16]
Are you off your fucking meds or something?
Yes, but that is not what this is about.
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:05:22 AM EDT
[#17]
It's great to watch. And on top of that, my boss is Billy Bob's doppelganger.
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:12:59 AM EDT
[#18]
Half
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:13:48 AM EDT
[#19]
What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:18:25 AM EDT
[#20]
They can't all be winners.
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:19:52 AM EDT
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I thought she said "I didn't shit right for a week...".
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:23:40 AM EDT
[#22]
Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:24:37 AM EDT
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You wont shit right for a week...
I thought she said "I didn't shit right for a week...".
Two different scenes.
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:25:37 AM EDT
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Came here to post this.
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:26:18 AM EDT
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You need many years of therapy, many, many, many, fucking years of therapy.
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:29:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/30/2014 1:30:48 AM EDT
[#27]
"I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!"
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:36:58 AM EDT
[#28]
Well they can't all be winners, can they.
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:44:03 AM EDT
[#29]
Is Granny spry?
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:47:13 AM EDT
[#30]
I love that movie. I can watch it anytime of year.
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:56:17 AM EDT
[#31]
Shit happens when you party naked
Posted: 11/30/2014 1:56:32 AM EDT
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This!
Posted: 11/30/2014 2:00:08 AM EDT
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I love that movie. I can watch it anytime of year.
This!
It's on Netflix right now. I watched it the other night but fell asleep when he started having human emotions.
Posted: 11/30/2014 2:16:57 AM EDT
[#34]
He's not going to say fuck stick in front of the children, is he?
Posted: 11/30/2014 2:19:04 AM EDT
[#35]
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit! It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
Posted: 11/30/2014 2:20:54 AM EDT
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Quoted: "There. Now it's a frittatatostada."
hell i don't speak mexican. knew it was something like that
Posted: 11/30/2014 2:25:35 AM EDT
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Quoted: Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit! It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
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Posted: 11/30/2014 2:27:56 AM EDT
[#38]
"I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself."
Posted: 11/30/2014 2:32:03 AM EDT
[#39]
Some people call it a Kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade, mmm hmm.
Posted: 11/30/2014 3:59:22 AM EDT
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oh yes!!!! dat ASS!!!
Posted: 11/30/2014 4:42:09 AM EDT
[#41]
Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear?
