Posted: 2/7/2003 10:50:19 AM EDT
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> > > Self Defense Quiz... > > > Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and > > > two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge > > > knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming > > > obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. > > > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do > > > you do? > > > ____________________________________________________________ > > > > > > Liberal Answer: > > > Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the > > > man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is > > > inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? > > > What does my wife think? > > > What about the kids? > > > Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the > > > knife out of his hand? > > > What does the law say about this situation? > > > Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? > > > Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be > > > content to wound me? > > > If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family > > > get away while he was stabbing me? > > > This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some > > > friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. > > > ____________________________________________________________ > > > Conservative Answer: > > > > > > BANG! ____________________________________________________________ > > > > > > Conservative Texan's Answer: > > > > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! click... > > > (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed) > > > Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what > > > do you kids think?" > > > Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..." > > > > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! > > > Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!" > > > |