[ARCHIVED THREAD] - help for a witty reply (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 11/15/2014 12:38:23 AM EDT
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First thread and all. Help me think of a witty reply for my brothers ex-fiance. She left him standing outside the check-out line of the jewelry store saying she had second thoughts because essentially she hadn't tasted enough dick and needed to do so before she could settle down.
Fast forward to today, I'm still connected to her only on Facebook, didn't even realize I still was, and want a witty way to have her un-friend me. She posted something stupid on Facebook, "Why are men like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!" My brother treated her like a queen, moved across the country with her to be closer to her family, supported her while she was still in college and then while perusing work. She ended up getting a taste of some of that other dick she so hungered for and ended up pregnant within a couple months (proven not his through paternity test), doesn't know who the father is. I could give two shits about her, I'm more interested in how to get her to end the Facebook 'friendship', I know I could easily un-friend her, but want a good laugh Make me laugh, Thanks!!! pic of said whore http://i1378.photobucket.com/albums/ah106/arwifey/IMG_30441445985516_zps829bc8e8.jpg I edited the picture: mods if it's against COC please remove pic, thanks! ETA, I don't know any of her friends and her friends don't know me. Like i said, I could very easily just unfriend her, but want to have fun with it 
I rarely post anything to Facebook, but want to have a little fun with this one!!! *ETA, Ok, I posted "If you have rock star parking you shouldn't swing through the lot again." You guys are awesome, made me laugh so f@cking hard!! I decided to go for the more metaphorical wit instead of in your face cruelty. I'll update if anything more comes out of it. Thanks again!! |
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because you're like a garbage disposal you'll let anyone throw it in you and always make a gargling sound  Quoted:
because you're like a garbage disposal you'll let anyone throw it in you and always make a gargling sound Quoted:
Tell her she's like a commuter lot, anyone can park there for a ride... Ps she's hit  Top contenders! |
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she burnt them then. i never built anything. just forgot shes on my friend list. ar-hubby says to say my "give-o-fuck meter is pegged at zero" Quoted:
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Maybe you should check the handicapped parking you fking sloot 
...But burning bridges is never a good idea. she burnt them then. i never built anything. just forgot shes on my friend list. ar-hubby says to say my "give-o-fuck meter is pegged at zero" Why be a Drama Llama?? Unfriend, Unfollow and let her spiral into obscurity |
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Why be a Drama Llama?? Unfriend, Unfollow and let her spiral into obscurity Quoted:
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Maybe you should check the handicapped parking you fking sloot
...But burning bridges is never a good idea. she burnt them then. i never built anything. just forgot shes on my friend list. ar-hubby says to say my "give-o-fuck meter is pegged at zero" Why be a Drama Llama?? Unfriend, Unfollow and let her spiral into obscurity You take your emotionally mature shit somewhere else. We are trying to help someone be snide here! |
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she burnt them then. i never built anything. just forgot shes on my friend list. ar-hubby says to say my "give-o-fuck meter is pegged at zero" Quoted:
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Maybe you should check the handicapped parking you fking sloot
...But burning bridges is never a good idea. she burnt them then. i never built anything. just forgot shes on my friend list. ar-hubby says to say my "give-o-fuck meter is pegged at zero" Honestly, I wouldn't say anything. As much as you want to, it's not a good idea. You're friends are going to see these posts, and it may reflect negatively on you. Her friends are obviously going to join in and start defending her. It'll be a mess. Resist the urge. But if you do it anyway, posts screenies of the epic meltdown. |
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Um, how about unplug yourself from Facebook all together? Eta for witty comment "You've had more meat pass through you than the Kroger butchers counter." http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/kelso-burn.jpg "You have handled more bones than an orthopedic surgeon!" |
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What do you care, you double parked anyway. Alternant: So, your living life in a parking garage? Quoted:
"Why are men like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!" What do you care, you double parked anyway. Alternant: So, your living life in a parking garage? 
And I bet in typical woman fashion, they get a favorite one, but park in some others, yet always go back to their comfort zone. Even if it's for a quick trip in. |
