Posted: 11/5/2014 1:13:56 AM EDT
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Went to go take my truck in for repairs on my rear brakes today.
Made it to about three quarters of the distance to my truck when that fucking bigass slobbering barney motherfucker comes dashing around my pickup and starts fucking growling at me. My rifle is in my house, but I did not want to turn my back on that thing. Eventually it ran off, but this has taught me a valuable lesson. 1. It convinced me to buy a handgun and get my CCW ASAP. 2. If that fucking dog comes around and tries shit again, I'm honestly going to cap its ass, drag its corpse to my neighbor's front door, and berate that stupid motherfucker for having a pet on a flimsy piece of chain tied down to a fucking twig. And here's the kicker, the landlord in charge of the apartment block explicitly stated that he wanted no pets on the premises of the property that he owns. <Title edit. OP warned. --tbk1> |
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Sorry for posting the title the way it was, TBK. Just a little pissed about what happened, is all. Won't happen again. ETA: And no, I am not into the beastiality, you sick puppies!  Look man, if you want to fuck a dog that's your business and you don't have to apoligize to anyone. I find it wierd but to each his own.... |
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Look man, if you want to fuck a dog that's your business and you don't have to apoligize to anyone. I find it wierd but to each his own.... Quoted:
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Sorry for posting the title the way it was, TBK. Just a little pissed about what happened, is all. Won't happen again. ETA: And no, I am not into the beastiality, you sick puppies! Look man, if you want to fuck a dog that's your business and you don't have to apoligize to anyone. I find it wierd but to each his own.... I admit, I could've made the title a little less dubious. 
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Damn... Well, at least I'm about to be somewhat Immortalized, even if it is taking a spot next to DK and Flash66.
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I'm about to be starred in an XCRMonger drawing, aren't I?  Yep.... Damn... Well, at least I'm about to be somewhat Immortalized, even if it is taking a spot next to DK and Flash66.
How do you know about all these infamous arfcommers when you have a 2014 join date? Fess up, what was your old account and why was it locked?
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I'm about to be starred in an XCRMonger drawing, aren't I? Yep.... Damn... Well, at least I'm about to be somewhat Immortalized, even if it is taking a spot next to DK and Flash66.
How do you know about all these infamous arfcommers when you have a 2014 join date? Fess up, what was your old account and why was it locked? Didn't have an old account here, though I was lurking around here since 2012. I saw Flash66's comment on that one thread well enough, the one about the gators. 
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What happened? You survived an encounter with a savage dog?
Unpossible. All dogs are out to rip your throat out and make you wet your pants! Take the Bearcat to your neighbors and kill everything that moves, burn down the house and salt the well. Don't let anyone think you're a pussy over this. |
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What happened? You survived an encounter with a savage dog? Unpossible. All dogs are out to rip your throat out and make you wet your pants! Take the Bearcat to your neighbors and kill everything that moves, burn down the house and salt the well. Don't let anyone think you're a pussy over this. 
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