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Posted: 10/6/2014 7:20:54 PM EDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmfRMeU6pQ8&feature=youtu.be

Vegan rant in restaurant. Laughed my ass off at her and her cohorts.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:25:54 PM EDT

[#1]

Damn....I'm against animal cruelty but that is pretty crazy....all 50 seconds that I got through anyway.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:28:50 PM EDT

[#2]

If I was there I would have yelled out. If meat is violence, than violence has never been so tasty, then offer her a piece of snows sister

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:30:04 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/6/2014 7:31:44 PM EDT

[#4]

Chickens would eat the fuck out of people if they were big enough.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:33:51 PM EDT

[#5]

Snow is delicious. Also I just ate more of my lamb named Gimpy tonight. Gimpy developed a nueroglical problem due to a parasite and couldn't be bred like her sisters. But her usefulness lives on.

Also...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQys93Qm8kc&t=29s

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:34:49 PM EDT

[#6]

She needs to go back to her home planet.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:35:28 PM EDT

[#7]

Damn...... the Norks were right..... we have been eating snow all along.

PETS - People Eating Tasty Snow.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:36:26 PM EDT

[#8]

Mental illness isn't funny... well, not much anyway...

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:37:32 PM EDT

[#9]

I'd hit it.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:38:46 PM EDT

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I always get a kick out of people watching in Portland and Seattle.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:42:57 PM EDT

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Im surprised the management of the restaurant let that fly.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:45:00 PM EDT

[#12]

Mmmmmmm...

Snow...

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:49:50 PM EDT

[#13]

All I saw was a room full of Obama voters -------------------------- Both times and again if they could.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:50:53 PM EDT

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"I will burst into this place and cause a scene to make you aware of your insensitive intolerance to my cause du jour. Then I will accuse everyone else of being callous, crazy and of course intolerant if you disagree with me blubbering and screaming over your meal."

Fucking moonbats.......

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:51:05 PM EDT

[#15]

What about Mike the rooster?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:51:23 PM EDT

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Probably easier to let her have her protest and leave than start a confrontation that might escalate and cause a ruckus for the patrons.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:52:18 PM EDT

[#17]

Violence tastes great.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:55:20 PM EDT

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Great "free" publicity. With that video going viral you'd better bet they have more name recognition now than ever before.

Posted: 10/6/2014 7:56:38 PM EDT

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What about Mike the rooster?
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dad????!!!???!!

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:00:11 PM EDT

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When my oldest daughter was 12 she desperately wanted to be a vegan for ethical reasons. That didn't last because, and I quote: "Meat tastes good"

That is our carniverous side calling. If you are forced to have that tofu burger remember to ask for bacon.

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:00:24 PM EDT

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Damn....I'm against animal cruelty but that is pretty crazy....all 50 seconds that I got through anyway.

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You made it farther than I did.

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:03:53 PM EDT

[#22]

Eggs too? Eggs are violence.

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:04:04 PM EDT

[#23]

I'll take a double violence with extra cheese.

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:05:40 PM EDT

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Idjits. The American Indians said that if you can't hear a plant scream (when you harvest it), you don't understand the language of the plants. Death is the price of life whether it is animal or plant. Just show respect and be grateful for what you eat.

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:15:09 PM EDT

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How does one's ass get so big if they are a vegan?

Not that I wouldn't mind pounding it.

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:20:00 PM EDT

[#26]

I dedicate this tasty burger to 'Snow'!

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:20:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/6/2014 8:28:12 PM EDT

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Imagine if one of us burst through the door of some restaurant with a "no guns" sign and cried and screamed about all the disarmed people killed by government. 100mil HUMANS dead, and I'm supposed to give a fuck about a chicken or a cow? Bitch please!

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:40:17 PM EDT

[#29]

Walk up to her, turn around, loudly fart while saying "Snow say's hello"

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:41:29 PM EDT

[#30]

She's got a big ass for a Vegan.

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:45:02 PM EDT

[#31]

I am hungry now...

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:48:02 PM EDT

[#32]

Why can't this stuff happen when I am around? I promise it would be a good time for all.

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:51:19 PM EDT

[#33]

Shed probably be hot if she had hair and wasn't bat shit crazy. She's got an ass on her....

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:53:21 PM EDT

[#34]

Lesbians.

ETA: I'd have their asses criminal tresspassed if that was my place. I'm talkin' 'bout some joinder.

Posted: 10/6/2014 8:57:55 PM EDT

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Eggs are violeeeeennccce, eggs are violeeeeennnnce, eggs are violeeeeennnnce, EGGS. ARE. VIOLENCE.

Posted: 10/6/2014 9:31:08 PM EDT

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I'd hit it.

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I prefer my sexual partners to be sentient, thank you very much.

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