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9/25/2014 10:26:13 AM EDT
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/09/24/volkswagen-tristar-is-germany-pickup-truck-future/?intcmp=features












It’s powered by a 2.0-liter diesel, and features a 7-speed dual clutch automatic transmission, at least it will be if they decide to make it.
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Too bad it will never be available in the U.S.
9/25/2014 10:26:49 AM EDT
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Gay
9/25/2014 10:38:19 AM EDT
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FPNI.
9/25/2014 10:39:25 AM EDT
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9/25/2014 10:41:13 AM EDT
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9/25/2014 10:41:21 AM EDT
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A small short bed truck with a diesel yet plenty of head/leg room....

how is that gay...

Oh because you are caught up on how it looks and not how it will function....got it....





9/25/2014 10:41:33 AM EDT
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An extended cab 2 seater.
9/25/2014 10:41:48 AM EDT
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That's the single ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen, and I have seen Rosie O'Donnell so that's really saying something.
9/25/2014 10:43:44 AM EDT
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Ugly, it may be practical especially the way the sear spins around, but it is ugly

but if you like, buy it
9/25/2014 10:46:35 AM EDT
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I will sir....
9/25/2014 10:47:17 AM EDT
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Oh yeah thats everything needed in a functional truck...

Narrow                      
tall                            
under powered          
tire obstructing bed  
Ugly as sin              
Cushy interior with pointless features that in no way add to the utility of the "truck"
9/25/2014 10:47:30 AM EDT
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Might check into these first.
9/25/2014 10:48:21 AM EDT
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Welcome back to YESTERDAY.

And it's fucking UGLY
9/25/2014 10:49:47 AM EDT
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I'd drive one that wasn't in the colors.


Give me a black/white/silver and it's be great
9/25/2014 10:50:15 AM EDT
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Oh yeah thats everything needed in a functional truck...



Narrow                      

tall                            

under powered          

tire obstructing bed  

Ugly as sin              

Cushy interior with pointless features that in no way add to the utility of the "truck"

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Yep; that bed looks really useful........for a yuppie hauling flowers for their flower bed perhaps.



 
9/25/2014 10:51:32 AM EDT
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Ford F/C influence is apparent, it has my interest, due in part to its obvious strengths.
9/25/2014 10:51:36 AM EDT
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Reminds me of how much I want an old Econoline.



9/25/2014 10:52:59 AM EDT
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Being a former VW owner I can see one huge flaw with the truck: VW
9/25/2014 10:53:11 AM EDT
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Oh yeah thats everything needed in a functional truck...

Narrow                      
tall                            
under powered          
tire obstructing bed  
Ugly as sin              
Cushy interior with pointless features that in no way add to the utility of the "truck"
Yep; that bed looks really useful........for a yuppie hauling flowers for their flower bed perhaps.
 


Which is more than most truck owners do with them. The era of the V8 half ton truck is dying. In the future there will be 3/4+ trucks, and Honda Ridgeline types.

With the squeeze the .gov is putting on the manufacturers, they can only make a heavy, v8, 4x4 so fuel efficient.
9/25/2014 10:59:57 AM EDT
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Always thought a 4 door 4x4 Van with a bed would be great.
9/25/2014 11:00:22 AM EDT
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VW did make a coe pickup thing back in the day btw

so did Jeep
9/25/2014 11:05:41 AM EDT
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I'm with you OP.

But I would give it a better paint job. Something like this…..



9/25/2014 11:11:53 AM EDT
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If they offer a seven-passenger minivan on the same concept then I'd be all over it.
9/25/2014 11:12:39 AM EDT
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Reminds me of how much I want an old Econoline.

http://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/CC-61-043-800.jpg

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Sheesh...one step above a Corvair 95!
My Uncle had a Corvair 95. When it was below 0 degrees, You might as well drive around in a refrigerator!





The Ol' Crew Chief
9/25/2014 11:14:20 AM EDT
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I dig it.
9/25/2014 11:26:01 AM EDT
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I'm with you OP.

But I would give it a better paint job. Something like this…..



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9/25/2014 11:28:37 AM EDT
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Damn, it has a waterproof tactical storage drawer under the bed - what is not to love.  Lock your guns up where they can not be seen.  Yes, would be interested.



9/25/2014 11:40:27 AM EDT
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I think it's pretty cool for a small, compact truck. I'd take one of those over a Ranger/Colorado/etc.

It reminds me of a bigger, modernized version of those Japanese mini trucks. There are tons of farmers around here using them for general farm work.

9/25/2014 11:48:07 AM EDT
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A small short bed truck with a diesel yet plenty of head/leg room....

how is that gay...

Oh because you are caught up on how it looks and not how it will function....got it....





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Looks pretty useful to me.
9/25/2014 11:50:37 AM EDT
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9/25/2014 11:50:53 AM EDT
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Interior is nice. Outside not so much.
9/25/2014 11:51:09 AM EDT
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Good deer lease truck. Better that the little ones running around now.
9/25/2014 12:51:45 PM EDT
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I think it's pretty cool for a small, compact truck. I'd take one of those over a Ranger/Colorado/etc.

It reminds me of a bigger, modernized version of those Japanese mini trucks. There are tons of farmers around here using them for general farm work.

http://www.tntoutdoor.net/Images/IMG_0230.jpg
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Bongo Trucks are awesome for farm trucks...but I cant drive one as the is no room for my knees....
9/25/2014 1:00:13 PM EDT
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If the MPG and price was right, I'd buy that in a heartbeat.
9/25/2014 1:00:47 PM EDT
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Short bus.
9/25/2014 1:01:30 PM EDT
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A small short bed truck with a diesel yet plenty of head/leg room....

how is that gay...

Oh because you are caught up on how it looks and not how it will function....got it....





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And yet, your thread title is a reference to how it looks.

Come out of the closet.
9/25/2014 1:03:44 PM EDT
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Needs moar pintle mount.

9/25/2014 1:04:44 PM EDT
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9/25/2014 1:26:00 PM EDT
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Just buy a minivan and quit trying to be so butch, OP.  
9/25/2014 2:29:37 PM EDT
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Hurry, a VW Jetta and Honda Element fucked each other!
9/25/2014 4:05:36 PM EDT
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And yet, your thread title is a reference to how it looks.

Come out of the closet.
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A small short bed truck with a diesel yet plenty of head/leg room....

how is that gay...

Oh because you are caught up on how it looks and not how it will function....got it....







And yet, your thread title is a reference to how it looks.

Come out of the closet.

Don't you DARE judge me!
9/25/2014 4:16:37 PM EDT
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Just buy a minivan and quit trying to be so butch, OP.  
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I am man enough to drive a minivan.  They get a bad rap because they are practical.



 
9/25/2014 4:28:36 PM EDT
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A small short bed truck with a diesel yet plenty of head/leg room....
how is that gay...
Oh because you are caught up on how it looks and not how it will function....got it....


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Because it's not a Pinzgauer?
9/25/2014 4:39:34 PM EDT
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Add a beer window and a manual option and I'll take it!
9/25/2014 4:50:33 PM EDT
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Cool little road legal UTV.
9/25/2014 4:52:28 PM EDT
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The dupes are flying fast and furious today.
9/25/2014 4:55:33 PM EDT
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A small short bed truck with a diesel yet plenty of head/leg room....

how is that gay...

Oh because you are caught up on how it looks and not how it will function....got it....





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Because it's not a Bro-dozer
9/25/2014 4:56:36 PM EDT
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What is it?   A cross-over pickup truck?  An SUV-Pickup truck combo?

VW makes uhh.... interesting vehicles.

9/25/2014 4:57:52 PM EDT
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Volkswagen DSG truck?

Pass, with extreme prejudice.