Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM
9/23/2014 11:57:49 AM EDT
What would need to be done, add some randomizing factor on movements, or is drunkeness different than just that?
10/8/2014 12:33:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Wut?
10/8/2014 12:35:53 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm going to program mine to smoke dope and play video games all day and see if he can get EBT to help out with the grocery budget.
10/8/2014 12:36:31 PM EDT
[#3]

Quote History
Quoted:


I'm going to program mine to smoke dope and play video games all day and see if he can get EBT to help out with the grocery budget.
View Quote
Winning.

 
10/8/2014 4:15:08 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote History
Quoted:
Wut?
View Quote


I figured since there was a thread about 10% of people coming to work drunk or stoned, may as well have the automated staff under the influence also.
10/8/2014 4:18:02 PM EDT
[#5]
you could add random values to positioning data - they would skew movements and it would probably appear to be drunk.

change the magnitude of the values randomly as well for fun...
10/8/2014 4:19:10 PM EDT
[#6]
"I AM ROBOT.  ATTEMPT TO GIVE A FUCK FAILED.  DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN PHYSICAL COMBAT?!?"
10/8/2014 4:21:45 PM EDT
[#7]
A gyro sensor that thinks its on the ocean
10/8/2014 4:22:47 PM EDT
[#8]
The robots I work on sometimes act drunk. They get all freaky then crash into the hard stops. Usually an open in the encoder feedback loop.



drunk assholes.
10/8/2014 4:23:32 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote History
Quoted:
you could add random values to positioning data - they would skew movements and it would probably appear to be drunk.

change the magnitude of the values randomly as well for fun...
View Quote


we already do this in CNC programming line production robots to even wear on joints, if they do the exact same movement over and over it will wear parts faster.
10/8/2014 4:25:10 PM EDT
[#10]
It would be more than just randomized movement. Actually, i think there were be very few randomized movements.

You would want to change slew rates and randomized endstops (either changing optical read distances or radian stops).

That way you would get overshoots or undershoots at inconsistent movement rates. Then just some slight randomization at the end. That would be pretty close to drunk.
10/8/2014 4:32:49 PM EDT
[#11]
I'm going to program mine to work while I'm drunk.  I want him productive.
10/8/2014 4:39:05 PM EDT
[#12]
A robot's fuel cells are charged by alcohol.

Being sober is the equivilant to drunkenness for robots.
10/8/2014 6:20:13 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote History
Quoted:
I'm going to program mine to smoke dope and play video games all day and see if he can get EBT to help out with the grocery budget.
View Quote


This is definitely one step further than I had contemplated.  
10/8/2014 6:24:31 PM EDT
[#14]
A 30,000 volt static charger mounted to the robot and not properly grounded. It can get interesting.
10/8/2014 6:27:45 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote History
Quoted:
The robots I work on sometimes act drunk. They get all freaky then crash into the hard stops. Usually an open in the encoder feedback loop.

drunk assholes.
View Quote


Pretty much that.  I've had them run away and smash up a lot of expensive stuff in the process.

That's why the fenced work cells are the size they are.
10/8/2014 6:36:56 PM EDT
[#16]
The one that smacked me in the head several years ago was not drunk. I however may have been a little hungover from the night before. Fanuc 420 at 100% speed will lay you out like a boss!

ETA: must have hit me so hard I forgot the model #
10/8/2014 6:46:36 PM EDT
[#17]
10/8/2014 6:50:35 PM EDT
[#18]
Slop up the control loop.
10/8/2014 6:54:17 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote History

Kiss my shiny metal ass.
10/8/2014 6:57:36 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote History
Quoted:
The robots I work on sometimes act drunk. They get all freaky then crash into the hard stops. Usually an open in the encoder feedback loop.

drunk assholes.
View Quote

Losing the encoder feedback, or tach-monitor feed back should cause a fault and an immediate E-STOP.
Who is mfg. of drive?
(worked on this type of equipment forever.)
Retired, enjoy the subject.
10/8/2014 7:13:12 PM EDT
[#21]

The Jetsons, Uni-Blab, you wanted a drunk robot, here you go!
(can't believe I remembered this after almost 50 years.)
10/8/2014 7:13:34 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote History
Quoted:

Losing the encoder feedback, or tach-monitor feed back should cause a fault and an immediate E-STOP.
Who is mfg. of drive?
(worked on this type of equipment forever.)
Retired, enjoy the subject.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
The robots I work on sometimes act drunk. They get all freaky then crash into the hard stops. Usually an open in the encoder feedback loop.

drunk assholes.

Losing the encoder feedback, or tach-monitor feed back should cause a fault and an immediate E-STOP.
Who is mfg. of drive?
(worked on this type of equipment forever.)
Retired, enjoy the subject.


"No it's a robot problem. It's always the robots fault!"..... I get so sick of hearing that shit. The sumbitch does what it is programmed to do every time all the time. If not then it don't do shit. Makes me want to stomp a sack of kittens when I hear that shit.
10/8/2014 7:13:49 PM EDT
[#23]
Sorry, Jetsons  Uni-Blab drunk robot link will not work.
10/8/2014 7:21:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Vaseline on photocells, induced jitter in programming, and randomly just shut down.
10/8/2014 7:21:14 PM EDT
[#25]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6V4yR9dnFM
Can't get link to work, sorry.
DAMN ROBOTS!
10/8/2014 7:26:20 PM EDT
[#26]
If you can get the damn thing drunk I'll help you program it.

I suspect it's going to take a lot of booze though.
10/8/2014 8:16:17 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote History
Quoted:


"No it's a robot problem. It's always the robots fault!"..... I get so sick of hearing that shit. The sumbitch does what it is programmed to do every time all the time. If not then it don't do shit. Makes me want to stomp a sack of kittens when I hear that shit.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The robots I work on sometimes act drunk. They get all freaky then crash into the hard stops. Usually an open in the encoder feedback loop.

drunk assholes.

Losing the encoder feedback, or tach-monitor feed back should cause a fault and an immediate E-STOP.
Who is mfg. of drive?
(worked on this type of equipment forever.)
Retired, enjoy the subject.


"No it's a robot problem. It's always the robots fault!"..... I get so sick of hearing that shit. The sumbitch does what it is programmed to do every time all the time. If not then it don't do shit. Makes me want to stomp a sack of kittens when I hear that shit.


LOL. Yep it's programed exactly right. Oh you mean you put the wrong gearing ratios in the program.......I had no end of hell trying to convince the engineer it was a software issue not the robot.

Indramat/Rexroth and some Mitsubishi motor controllers. Using GEFanuc 90-30 PLC with Horner APM modules. The open in the encoder cable generally causing incorrect stepper position counts.
10/8/2014 8:21:33 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote History
Quoted:
I'm going to program mine to smoke dope and play video games all day and see if he can get EBT to help out with the grocery budget.
View Quote


I for one welcome our new slacker robot overlords.
10/8/2014 9:21:11 PM EDT
[#29]

Quote History
Quoted:





Kiss Bite my shiny metal ass.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:





Kiss Bite my shiny metal ass.
Daffodil

 
10/8/2014 10:09:03 PM EDT
[#30]
Here ya go OP





















Just create several programs with random and inefficient points and random ACC values and slew speeds.  Then add in some Registers and IF = < > statements to call them at each move in to and from the work piece.







Would look pretty odd to the staff that looks at the robots every day and says "Robots, how the fuck do they work"

 
10/8/2014 10:17:31 PM EDT
[#31]


Quote History
Quoted:



The one that smacked me in the head several years ago was not drunk. I however may have been a little hungover from the night before. Fanuc 420 at 100% speed will lay you out like a boss!





ETA: must have hit me so hard I forgot the model #
View Quote







I had a dream the other night I was in the cage at work with three Fanuc R-2000iB that started up when I was in there next to all of them.  I was scared!  Ducking and running.  Assholes tried to kill my me!