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9/21/2014 1:24:54 PM EDT




Anybody got Dick Cheney's number?

I need that fucker turned down. Too damn hot.
9/21/2014 1:26:58 PM EDT
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no...
9/21/2014 1:27:19 PM EDT
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Umm...wat?
9/21/2014 1:37:40 PM EDT
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Geez, dude, don't you get the news?  The eeeeeeeeeeeeevil George Bush & his puppetmaster, Dick Cheney, secretly are controlling global weather thru the evil, bloated, capitalist corporation of Halliburton.  Wow, I thot everyone knew that, same way 9/11 was an inside job orchestrated by Bush.
9/21/2014 1:39:25 PM EDT
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Also,  AZ is getting your rain.
9/21/2014 1:40:15 PM EDT
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9/21/2014 1:44:17 PM EDT
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Do you even Katrina thirteenah?



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9/21/2014 1:45:25 PM EDT
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Saw the awful flooding in Phx.

That shit needs serious calibrating.



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Anybody got Dick Cheney's number?

I need that fucker turned down. Too damn hot.

Also,  AZ is getting your rain.

9/21/2014 1:50:27 PM EDT
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I need that fucker turned down. Too damn hot.


Also,  AZ is getting your rain.




 


Phoenix weather has been great lately.






9/21/2014 1:50:54 PM EDT
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Saw the awful flooding in Phx.

That shit needs serious calibrating.




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Anybody got Dick Cheney's number?

I need that fucker turned down. Too damn hot.

Also,  AZ is getting your rain.


4-6" in one night.  That's usually the total for the year.
9/21/2014 1:54:39 PM EDT
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I think today is the first pleasantly cool day we've in Northern California in months.  The smoke from the king fire even makes it feel like you're camping all the time.
9/21/2014 1:55:33 PM EDT
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The whole summer seems to have never came.  It went from an extended spring straight to fall.

In 2006 we had our first +100* day the last week of March.  
I remember that because I bought gravel for the back yard of the new house and thought I had another 3-4 weeks before the heat set in.
9/21/2014 1:55:55 PM EDT
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I never got to work the weather machine when I worked for Halliburton.
9/21/2014 1:56:41 PM EDT
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You sir, have a knack for the positive thinking.


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9/21/2014 2:02:23 PM EDT
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Yea, I remember the delicate, wafting aroma of the wildfires in SoKal when I lived down that way...
9/21/2014 2:03:56 PM EDT
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Only 27th level Freemasons and above, bro.  



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9/21/2014 2:23:08 PM EDT
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OK, that right there is funny.
9/21/2014 2:24:09 PM EDT
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It only controls hurricanes.



 
9/21/2014 2:45:42 PM EDT
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The whole summer seems to have never came.  It went from an extended spring straight to fall.



In 2006 we had our first +100* day the last week of March.  

I remember that because I bought gravel for the back yard of the new house and thought I had another 3-4 weeks before the heat set in.

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Phoenix weather has been great lately.





The whole summer seems to have never came.  It went from an extended spring straight to fall.



In 2006 we had our first +100* day the last week of March.  

I remember that because I bought gravel for the back yard of the new house and thought I had another 3-4 weeks before the heat set in.





 
It did hit 116 here briefly. My AC had a tough 2 weeks
9/21/2014 2:47:37 PM EDT
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9/21/2014 2:52:56 PM EDT
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Phoenix weather has been great lately.


The whole summer seems to have never came.  It went from an extended spring straight to fall.

In 2006 we had our first +100* day the last week of March.  
I remember that because I bought gravel for the back yard of the new house and thought I had another 3-4 weeks before the heat set in.

  It did hit 116 here briefly. My AC had a tough 2 weeks


That's really not bad though compared to other years.  Overall, it was definitely a cooler/wetter than normal summer IMO.
9/21/2014 3:00:23 PM EDT
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I need that fucker turned down. Too damn hot.


Also,  AZ is getting your rain.


 


Phoenix weather has been great lately.








Our summer was wonderful; we only had one day where the temp hit 100 degrees in SLC.  



 
9/21/2014 3:16:45 PM EDT
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That's really not bad though compared to other years.  Overall, it was definitely a cooler/wetter than normal summer IMO.

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That's really not bad though compared to other years.  Overall, it was definitely a cooler/wetter than normal summer IMO.





 



Yeah, I was expecting those temps to last much longer than they did.  It's been a good summer.
9/21/2014 3:27:07 PM EDT
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Yeah, I was expecting those temps to last much longer than they did.  It's been a good summer.
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That's really not bad though compared to other years.  Overall, it was definitely a cooler/wetter than normal summer IMO.

 

Yeah, I was expecting those temps to last much longer than they did.  It's been a good summer.

Got a winter prediction?
9/21/2014 3:47:35 PM EDT
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9/21/2014 4:09:57 PM EDT
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By God, if there is a weather machine I bet it looks just like that.


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9/21/2014 6:56:48 PM EDT
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Hi PC,

Here at the Halliburton Weather Machine (HWM) joint venture with Boeing and Raytheon, we take pride in our work. We're sorry to hear about your issue, however, be pleased to know that the HWM is working perfectly and being put to good use with your tax dollars. As you may or may not be aware of, the HWM is capable of manipulating the weather, as well as utilizing harmonic frequency waves in order to propagate earthquakes at any part of the world we choose. The "problem" you're experiencing right now is due to current targeting operations by our HWM in your local area. The unpleasant weather you're experiencing is actually a side effect of our efforts to break California off the continental United States. As soon as this happens, normal weather patterns will resume.

We trust that your concerns have been addressed in this matter, and we will continually strive to provide the best customer service to all our clients.

Respectfully,

Murooka
SBX-1 HWM, Project Manager