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Posted: 9/19/2014 11:33:50 PM EDT

Man aborts suicide but puts his hand on the power line. A disillusioned young man climbed a grid to commit suicide, after an hour he repents and tries to find his way downstairs, but puts his hand in the wrong place

Crazy up in flames

ETA: Darwin at it's finest

Fucking comments are hilarious...I'm in tears over here

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:35:29 PM EDT

[#1]

Shocking story.

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:37:39 PM EDT

[#2]

He had potential.

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:37:46 PM EDT

[#3]

And in the end that was...

*puts on glasses*

"Pretty Shocking."

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:37:46 PM EDT

[#4]

Probably smells.

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:39:30 PM EDT

[#5]

wonder watt was so bad in his life?

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:40:40 PM EDT

[#6]

He could really light up a room.

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:44:36 PM EDT

[#7]

Watts all the buzz about in here?

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:45:27 PM EDT

[#8]

Electrifying!!

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:47:55 PM EDT

[#9]

That was efficient. Suicide and cremation at the same time.

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:48:11 PM EDT

[#10]

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Ohm gonna guess that he was depressed over an old flame.

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:48:25 PM EDT

[#11]

He should have just stayed ohm

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:50:10 PM EDT

[#12]

probably won't buff out

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:50:42 PM EDT

[#13]

He was a glowing young man with a bright future

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:52:57 PM EDT

[#14]

Brilliant!

Posted: 9/19/2014 11:54:39 PM EDT

[#15]

He was amped up on life.

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Posted: 9/19/2014 11:54:52 PM EDT

[#16]

That oughta do it.

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:04:58 AM EDT

[#17]

I bet who ever was standing down wind got sick.

I have smelled cooked critters that got burned up and its bad sometimes a person must be horrible.

Or worse it could smell like bacon....

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:09:08 AM EDT

[#18]

Did he have Cajun spices in his pockets?

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:13:54 AM EDT

[#19]

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And capacitance. Too bad about his conduct.

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:15:44 AM EDT

[#20]

this happened on Fryday

he wanted superpowers but he did it wrong, you're supposed to use toxic waste.

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:15:49 AM EDT

[#21]

Glad you shared the story. It hertz me to say this, but Im not up on current events. Wire we not hearing about this on the mains? Was there resistance to conduct such a tale?

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:16:38 AM EDT

[#22]

Meh.

A flash in the pan.

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:19:14 AM EDT

[#23]

He created quite the buzz in town

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:23:40 AM EDT

[#24]

got crossed phased in life

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:36:28 AM EDT

[#25]

Retards......

Scaffolding verses power lines

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:51:42 AM EDT

[#26]

His knowledge of electricity wasn't current, but now he is well grounded in it.

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:55:09 AM EDT

[#27]

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Damn, I'm sure those guys needed a change of underwear afterwards.

Posted: 9/20/2014 12:56:17 AM EDT

[#28]

More power to him...

Posted: 9/20/2014 1:05:16 AM EDT

[#29]

0/10

Overcooked

Posted: 9/20/2014 1:11:55 AM EDT

[#30]

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Best yet.

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Posted: 9/20/2014 1:19:38 AM EDT

[#31]

mmm he is so hot

Posted: 9/20/2014 1:25:48 AM EDT

[#32]

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I was expecting this one:

Posted: 9/20/2014 1:32:52 AM EDT

[#33]

joule thief

Posted: 9/20/2014 1:36:00 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/20/2014 1:54:55 AM EDT

[#35]

his mom hollered up at him and told him that he was grounded!

Posted: 9/20/2014 1:58:53 AM EDT

[#36]

So that's what it looks like to go out in flames.

I'd prefer my death to be a Viking Funeral, much better use of fire.

Posted: 9/20/2014 2:08:06 AM EDT

[#37]

Any hope he had of being a rap artist just went up in smoke. It's a shame but some shock jock probably won't be able to resist bringing this up.

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